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You know how Maynard claimed to find Jesus just like Head from KoRn?
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It, of course, was an April Fool's Day prank. http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1499613/20050405/tool.jhtml?headlines=true


I really didn't think it was as good as some of the old April Fools pranks. The real hilarity here is that Head, the ex-guitarist from KoRn-turned Jesus Freak, had this to say about Maynard's finding Jesus:

"This is a beautiful, beautiful outpouring of the Holy Spirit,"




Is it me, or does Head look like he wants to become Jesus?


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The very nature of experience is ineffable; it transcends cognitive thought and intellectualized analysis. To be without experience is to be without an emotional knowledge of what the experience translates into. The desire for the understanding of what life is made of is the motivation that drives us all. Without it, in fear of the experiences what life can hold is among the greatest contradictions; to live in fear of death while not being alive.


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Re: You know how Maynard claimed to find Jesus just like Head from KoRn? [Re: Twirling]
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he sorta looks like him...eh ?


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Laterz, Road

Who the hell you callin crazy?
You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch!

Brainiac said:
PM the names with on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.


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Re: You know how Maynard claimed to find Jesus just like Head from KoRn? [Re: Twirling]
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Ill be jebus someday


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Re: You know how Maynard claimed to find Jesus just like Head from KoRn? [Re: Shroomism]
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I wanted to e-mail Head to see if he still thinks it was an outpouring of the Holy Spirit, but I couldn't find an e-mail address for him. ;(

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Re: You know how Maynard claimed to find Jesus just like Head from KoRn? [Re: Twirling]
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well, just think it jesus had an email address... how much email he would get.. on top of spam.. you would never have any time to do other stuff like walk on water!


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Re: You know how Maynard claimed to find Jesus just like Head from KoRn? [Re: Shroomism]
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Jesus is black.

This korn guy was white. I don't think he looks like jesus. I think he looks like the aryan nation conception of jesus.


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"I am eternally free"

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Re: You know how Maynard claimed to find Jesus just like Head from KoRn? [Re: tomk]
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jesus is a state of mind


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Re: You know how Maynard claimed to find Jesus just like Head from KoRn? [Re: tomk]
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tomk said:
Jesus is black.

This korn guy was white. I don't think he looks like jesus. I think he looks like the aryan nation conception of jesus.


I agree... people tend to overlook that fact that Jesus was from :::gasp::: the middle east.


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whoever told you that is your enemy.

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Re: You know how Maynard claimed to find Jesus just like Head from KoRn? [Re: i_rage_against]
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I am jesus.


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"I am eternally free"

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Re: You know how Maynard claimed to find Jesus just like Head from KoRn? [Re: i_rage_against]
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Middle-Easterners aren't black, they're darker than white people but they're not black.


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Re: You know how Maynard claimed to find Jesus just like Head from KoRn? [Re: mantis]
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mantis is right... you wouldnt call osama bid laden black would you?

pump up the volume... tell em again
you are all my children nOooOowwwww


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peace with everystep

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Re: You know how Maynard claimed to find Jesus just like Head from KoRn? [Re: Twirling]
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:lol:







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Mp3 of the month: ESB - Mushroom People


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Re: You know how Maynard claimed to find Jesus just like Head from KoRn? [Re: tomk]
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tomk said:
I think he looks like the aryan nation conception of jesus.


uh huh

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I met this guy in downtown Seattle when I was like 19 years old.

I stepped off a bus...and this guy walks up to me.

He was white, had a robe on, long hair and beard, peircing blue eyes, sandles and a crown made out of thorns...and he seemed to have this serenity to him.

He says " Do you believe in me? "

I'm saying to myself...damn this guy looks like Jesus from all the pictures in the bibles that I had seen.

I answer him...." If your who I think you are...hell yes I believe!~ "

He smiled and said " We will meet again someday in my father's kingdom. "

He really tripped me out!~
So badly...that I have never forgotten him.
I'm 44 years old now...and I'll be 45 this month.


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Laterz, Road

Who the hell you callin crazy?
You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch!

Brainiac said:
PM the names with on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.


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Re: You know how Maynard claimed to find Jesus just like Head from KoRn? [Re: Roadkill]
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whats even worse is when you look on some mexican guys crv or whatever and theres a marry sticker or somthing and she looks down right mexican :wexican:


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Re: You know how Maynard claimed to find Jesus just like Head from KoRn? [Re: notapillow]
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or their candles.

:wexican:


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Laterz, Road

Who the hell you callin crazy?
You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch!

Brainiac said:
PM the names with on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.


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Re: You know how Maynard claimed to find Jesus just like Head from KoRn? [Re: Roadkill]
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oh yeah those candles
they are only like 2 for a doller and back in the day i would buy them and use them for skate wax :grin:


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Re: You know how Maynard claimed to find Jesus just like Head from KoRn? [Re: Twirling]
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Doesn't sound like head really ever any attention to Tool if he thought Maynard was serious. :lol:

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Re: You know how Maynard claimed to find Jesus just like Head from KoRn? [Re: phi1618]
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didnt you guys hear?

I AM JESUS.

:heart:


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.

~Casil



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Re: You know how Maynard claimed to find Jesus just like Head from KoRn? [Re: Twirling]
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Quote:
Twirling said:

Is it me, or does Head look like he wants to become Jesus?


...kinda looks like Ben Affleck as Jesus.


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I grow legal edibles only. Fresh Shiitake are the bee's knees - like, straight from the fridge.

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Re: You know how Maynard claimed to find Jesus just like Head from KoRn? [Re: Twirling]
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