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Worst questions that females ask...
    #4016789 - 04/05/05 01:04 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Without a doubt, #1 - "What are you thinking?"

and heres another one - "What do you see when you look at me?"

I'm in a fairly new relationship right now and she stumped me with the what do you see question last night... I completely drew a blank...
I suppose if I'd known her for a long(er) time I would of had something, but what do you say to that in a new relationship?


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Re: Worst questions that females ask... [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4016794 - 04/05/05 01:05 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

"What are you thinking?" can often be the most annoying question in the world, my girlfriend HATES it when I ask her that, because honestly, sometimes that question is so damn difficult to answer.


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Re: Worst questions that females ask... [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4016798 - 04/05/05 01:06 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Jesus is the answer


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Re: Worst questions that females ask... [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4016810 - 04/05/05 01:11 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

pop tarts and sodomy of course


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Re: Worst questions that females ask... [Re: fearfect]
    #4016815 - 04/05/05 01:12 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

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fearfect said:
Jesus is the answer




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Re: Worst questions that females ask... [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4016825 - 04/05/05 01:15 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

yeah what are you thinking is the worst.. and they always seem to ask it right at the perfect/worst moment when you are deep in thought of a billion things at once and totally off guard.

Another bad one is: "Where do you see us living in ten years? With how many kids?"


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Re: Worst questions that females ask... [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4016828 - 04/05/05 01:16 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Just say : Im thinking about picking up that kitchen knife and stab you in the stomach!


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Re: Worst questions that females ask... [Re: Scarfmeister]
    #4016844 - 04/05/05 01:21 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

I know, "what are you thinking of" is such a bad question to ask. I always say "you", quick answer, don't even have to think about it, it is just natural to me now :P


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Re: Worst questions that females ask... [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #4016906 - 04/05/05 01:32 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

I've tried the 'you' answer many a time, but she caught on quickly and pinned it as bullshit (some of the time, at least)


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Re: Worst questions that females ask... [Re: KackleDude]
    #4016927 - 04/05/05 01:35 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

But of course they will catch on.. you have to switch it up... sometimes say cosmic fractal nightmares to throw them for a loop.. and other times say I am thinking about a nice back massage. works like a charm. :wink:


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Re: Worst questions that females ask... [Re: Shroomism]
    #4016959 - 04/05/05 01:42 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Yea "you" definetly doesn't hold up, I like the back massage line though. I'll try that one next time.


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Re: Worst questions that females ask... [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4016971 - 04/05/05 01:45 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

damn, you guys are smart, I mix it up a bit sometimes, not too much, she still loves me saying you to her :P Hasn't caught on too much yet!


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Re: Worst questions that females ask... [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4016976 - 04/05/05 01:46 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

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Yea "you" definetly doesn't hold up, I like the back massage line though. I'll try that one next time.




That's why you say "your ass" or "having sex with you," because no matter how many times you use it, they'll believe you. :smirk:


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Re: Worst questions that females ask... [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4016981 - 04/05/05 01:48 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Another bad question I've heard asked is "Do you think I could be in Playboy?"

answer Yes, and you think she's slutty looking.
answer No, and she's not pretty enough. Ugh.


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Re: Worst questions that females ask... [Re: BigNerd]
    #4016993 - 04/05/05 01:50 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

That's true too. It's not nearly as generic as "you".. they'll think you are just being kinky and completely lose that whole "what are you thinking" train of thought... plus its a compliment. double whammy.. 20 points.


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Re: Worst questions that females ask... [Re: lukeboots]
    #4016998 - 04/05/05 01:52 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Oh how I hate those trick questions!!
Woman and their crafty ways..
I bet they are reading this thread right now and taking notes for the future male inquisition


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Re: Worst questions that females ask... [Re: Shroomism]
    #4017003 - 04/05/05 01:53 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah.. I think the correct answer is "Of course you could if you wanted.. but I'd never want you in Playboy, I couldn't stand having you looked at by millions of men - you're just too special to me."


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Re: Worst questions that females ask... [Re: lukeboots]
    #4017005 - 04/05/05 01:54 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

They purposely design those questions so that you can't just answer yes or no.. not even multiple choice. You have a write a damn essay, do an oral exam.. the works.


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Re: Worst questions that females ask... [Re: lukeboots]
    #4017007 - 04/05/05 01:55 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:

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Re: Worst questions that females ask... [Re: BigNerd]
    #4017035 - 04/05/05 02:07 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

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That's why you say "your ass" or "having sex with you," because no matter how many times you use it, they'll believe you. :smirk:




Yea, she'd probably believe it, and it may even be true but that won't win you any brownie points... at least not for me. I'd probably just get a "figures" or "typical" type response... of course it depends on the mood.


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