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In a surprising statement released on Thursday, Ryan Stasik, bass player for progressive rockers Umphrey's McGee, has decided to take some time off from the band to attend divinity school where he hopes to develop his spiritual path in life by becoming a priest. The decision was tough he says, "Rock and roll is a decadent lifestyle, but not always an enlightening one. While I have enjoyed my time with the band and have not fully committed to the idea of quitting, I also realize that my purpose in life has shifted from indulgence to self-awareness and restraint. I can think of no better way to show my gratitude toward this realization than fulfilling my dream of becoming an ordained priest."
When asked about his views of taking the vow of celibacy, Stasik responded, "I love celebating. I celebate all the time - after a great gig, and when that Rolling Stone article was published about us. Chicks are great, but God is awesome." Band mates were unavailable for comment Thursday evening, and whether or not they foresaw of Stasik's decision is unknown. While Stasik says he intends to finish their current tour, he is unsure of what lay ahead for the summer months. The band may potentially forfeit their spot at this year's Bonnaroo if Stasik is unable to attend. According to the band's publicist, more details about the band's future will follow in the coming days and weeks.

Holly Isbister
JamBase | Worldwide

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FractalDust said:

Don't worry, that was a april fools joke. The "celebating" part was funny as hell. Jambase does that shit every year.

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Yeah last year they said there was band comprised entirely of Warren Hanes clones...Owsley's comment was that "they were seeing trails."