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I'm gonna be sick, I really hope this is an April Fools Joke
    #4002629 - 04/01/05 11:30 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

http://www.jambase.com/headsup.asp?storyID=6431

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In a surprising statement released on Thursday, Ryan Stasik, bass player for progressive rockers Umphrey's McGee, has decided to take some time off from the band to attend divinity school where he hopes to develop his spiritual path in life by becoming a priest. The decision was tough he says, "Rock and roll is a decadent lifestyle, but not always an enlightening one. While I have enjoyed my time with the band and have not fully committed to the idea of quitting, I also realize that my purpose in life has shifted from indulgence to self-awareness and restraint. I can think of no better way to show my gratitude toward this realization than fulfilling my dream of becoming an ordained priest."
When asked about his views of taking the vow of celibacy, Stasik responded, "I love celebating. I celebate all the time - after a great gig, and when that Rolling Stone article was published about us. Chicks are great, but God is awesome." Band mates were unavailable for comment Thursday evening, and whether or not they foresaw of Stasik's decision is unknown. While Stasik says he intends to finish their current tour, he is unsure of what lay ahead for the summer months. The band may potentially forfeit their spot at this year's Bonnaroo if Stasik is unable to attend. According to the band's publicist, more details about the band's future will follow in the coming days and weeks.

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The second to last line makes me feel like somebody just kicked me in the balls really hard.


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Re: I'm gonna be sick, I really hope this is an April Fools Joke [Re: DNKYD]
    #4002713 - 04/01/05 11:51 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I read the same thing about Maynard today


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Re: I'm gonna be sick, I really hope this is an April Fools Joke [Re: DNKYD]
    #4002748 - 04/01/05 11:59 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Don't worry, that was a april fools joke. The "celebating" part was funny as hell. Jambase does that shit every year.


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Re: I'm gonna be sick, I really hope this is an April Fools Joke [Re: muistrue]
    #4002756 - 04/02/05 12:02 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Sweet nectar of life!


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Re: I'm gonna be sick, I really hope this is an April Fools Joke [Re: DNKYD]
    #4002899 - 04/02/05 12:33 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Yea on Tool's website it said Maynard is taking time off because he found Jesus.

Yet in songs like stinkfest he says fuck jesus christ... So its April Fool's joke.


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Re: I'm gonna be sick, I really hope this is an April Fools Joke [Re: LthirdSeyeD]
    #4003420 - 04/02/05 02:38 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

better be!


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The multiple troubles of man,
My brother, like slander and pain
Amaze you? Consider the heart
That holds them all in strangeness
And doesn't break.
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Re: I'm gonna be sick, I really hope this is an April Fools Joke [Re: muistrue]
    #4006703 - 04/02/05 11:21 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

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FractalDust said:
Don't worry, that was a april fools joke. The "celebating" part was funny as hell. Jambase does that shit every year.



Yeah last year they said there was band comprised entirely of Warren Hanes clones...Owsley's comment was that "they were seeing trails."  :lol:


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Re: I'm gonna be sick, I really hope this is an April Fools Joke [Re: Dark_Star]
    #4006718 - 04/02/05 11:28 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

that would have sucked
umph fuckin rocks :jamming:
:jammingout: :rockon:


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