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 OneMoreRobot3021
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 My Uvula is Pissing Me Off! 
#3999149 - 04/01/05 08:20 AM (19 years, 20 days ago) |
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So I woke up today and my throat was sore, fine, I can live with that, I've been slightly sick for like a month but keep smoking and making it worse everytime it gets better.
But here's what's really pissing me off: My uvula is swollen and I can feel it like resting on the very back of my tongue, and it constantly feels like I have all this phlegm that needs to be hocked but I don't, FUCK. I'm so annoyed.
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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.
-Erik Davis
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 CaRnAgECaNdY
Tool's groupie
 
Registered: 04/09/04
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I woke up with a sore throat today as well. 
I don't like starting my day off this way. 
I hope you feel better as the day progresses.
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The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.
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Boom
just a tester
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Loc: Cypress Creek
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That sucks. Take another smoke break
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OneMoreRobot3021
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Re: My Uvula is Pissing Me Off! [Re: Boom]
#3999186 - 04/01/05 08:30 AM (19 years, 20 days ago) |
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 I guess so.
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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.
-Erik Davis
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Liz
Owl Lady
Registered: 11/16/04
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Loc: Massachusetts
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I glanced at this and thought it said "My vulva is pissing me off" I literally spit my coffe out at work, cracking up laughing 
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Remember, remember the fifth of November
The gunpowder treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.
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OneMoreRobot3021
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Re: My Uvula is Pissing Me Off! [Re: Liz]
#3999196 - 04/01/05 08:32 AM (19 years, 20 days ago) |
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Your mind's in one place today and one place only.
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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.
-Erik Davis
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Boom
just a tester
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Loc: Cypress Creek
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If you use a water pipe, fill it with boiling water...
That's soooothing
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OneMoreRobot3021
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Re: My Uvula is Pissing Me Off! [Re: Boom]
#3999199 - 04/01/05 08:33 AM (19 years, 20 days ago) |
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It's gonna be real hard not to smoke this weekend though - raining all weekend, stuck indoors, college basketball.
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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.
-Erik Davis
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Liz
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Registered: 11/16/04
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Loc: Massachusetts
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Quote:
OneMoreRobot3021 said:
Your mind's in one place ALWAYS and one place only.
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Remember, remember the fifth of November
The gunpowder treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.
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Boom
just a tester
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Posts: 11,252
Loc: Cypress Creek
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Hmmmm
Well there are other weekends to cure your throat, It can wait I say 
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CaRnAgECaNdY
Tool's groupie
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Posts: 11,505
Loc: Billy Howerdel's closet
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Re: My Uvula is Pissing Me Off! [Re: Liz]
#3999211 - 04/01/05 08:35 AM (19 years, 20 days ago) |
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Is that the same place my mind is 
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The secret to being funny is to say smart things stupidly, or is it stupid things smartly? Whatever..it's not rocket surgery...or something like that.
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OneMoreRobot3021
Registered: 06/06/03
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Re: My Uvula is Pissing Me Off! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#3999217 - 04/01/05 08:37 AM (19 years, 20 days ago) |
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All right, all of us, take off our clothes, NOW!
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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.
-Erik Davis
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Liz
Owl Lady
Registered: 11/16/04
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Loc: Massachusetts
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/me strips
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/me proceeds to get fired from work
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Remember, remember the fifth of November
The gunpowder treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.
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Boom
just a tester
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Posts: 11,252
Loc: Cypress Creek
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Re: My Uvula is Pissing Me Off! [Re: Liz]
#3999246 - 04/01/05 08:41 AM (19 years, 20 days ago) |
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You could get more money doing that prollly
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Liz
Owl Lady
Registered: 11/16/04
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Loc: Massachusetts
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Re: My Uvula is Pissing Me Off! [Re: Boom]
#3999282 - 04/01/05 08:50 AM (19 years, 20 days ago) |
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Yeah, if I worked at the Cabaret.  Mortgage companies frown upon stripping in the workplace. 
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Remember, remember the fifth of November
The gunpowder treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.
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Madtowntripper
Sun-Beams out of Cucumbers
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Re: My Uvula is Pissing Me Off! [Re: Liz]
#3999368 - 04/01/05 09:15 AM (19 years, 20 days ago) |
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They probably frown upon using their bandwith to learn how to grow hallucinogenic mushrooms and talk to degenerate drug fiends about cabarets and strippers!
Hasnt stopped you yet, has it? 
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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action. If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it. - Ernest Hemingway
If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it. In the law courts, in business, in government. There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent. -Cormac MacCarthy
He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus
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Liz
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Loc: Massachusetts
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There are roughly 4 things that can keep me away from the shroomery, for any length of time. Those are, in order of importance...
- Sex
- Sleep
- Power Outage
- Death
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Remember, remember the fifth of November
The gunpowder treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.
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Shroomism
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gargle lemon juice. straight.
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OneMoreRobot3021
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Re: My Uvula is Pissing Me Off! [Re: Shroomism]
#3999424 - 04/01/05 09:27 AM (19 years, 20 days ago) |
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Thanks for the tip!
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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.
-Erik Davis
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Liz
Owl Lady
Registered: 11/16/04
Posts: 6,962
Loc: Massachusetts
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Re: My Uvula is Pissing Me Off! [Re: Shroomism]
#3999427 - 04/01/05 09:28 AM (19 years, 20 days ago) |
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Quote:
Shroomism said:
gargle seminal fluid. straight.
It coats the throat and should help you out.
Great Idea Shroomism.  
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Remember, remember the fifth of November
The gunpowder treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.
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