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OfflineStonedShroom
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Dear neighbor downstairs
    #3945286 - 03/20/05 07:02 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I realize your mother was either on crack and/or whoring the day she was supposed to teach you how to properly close a door, so please allow me this oppertunity to educate you on the proper door closing procedure.

First, let's start with how we open a door. You know that metal round thing about halfway up? Although you may think it's only use is to be shiny for you to stare at, it actually has a purpose. It is called a doorknob. And yes I just said knob. I'll give you a couple minutes to giggle... ok, when you wish to open the door, you simply turn the doorknob clockwise. You will find this method MUCH easier than yanking the door out of the frame.

Now for the hard part. When you wish to close a door, you gently close it. I know you are accustomed to hearing a loud slam accompanied by the enire building shaking to know your door is closed, however the real indicator is a slight click.

If you are unable to follow this guide there is a three year old in 2C who can possibly break this down to your level of understanding.


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Edited by StonedShroom (03/20/05 07:07 PM)


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Re: Dear neighbor downstairs [Re: StonedShroom]
    #3945294 - 03/20/05 07:05 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Your avatar scares me, deeply. :oogle:


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Re: Dear neighbor downstairs [Re: StonedShroom]
    #3945295 - 03/20/05 07:05 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I turn doorknobs clockwise to open them, myself.


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Re: Dear neighbor downstairs [Re: TinTree]
    #3945301 - 03/20/05 07:06 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I like to yank the door out of its frame


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Re: Dear neighbor downstairs [Re: TinTree]
    #3945305 - 03/20/05 07:07 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

TinTree said:
I turn doorknobs clockwise to open them, myself.




LOL

oops


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Re: Dear neighbor downstairs [Re: StonedShroom]
    #3945430 - 03/20/05 07:31 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

wrestle?


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Re: Dear neighbor downstairs [Re: goobler]
    #3945433 - 03/20/05 07:32 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

hehehe

only if mud or jello is involved


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Re: Dear neighbor downstairs [Re: StonedShroom]
    #3945437 - 03/20/05 07:33 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

ok no problem!


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Re: Dear neighbor downstairs [Re: goobler]
    #3945440 - 03/20/05 07:33 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

oh and lots of dr00gs


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Re: Dear neighbor downstairs [Re: StonedShroom]
    #3945448 - 03/20/05 07:35 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

:frown:


well if you gotta be loopy



I dunno now


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Re: Dear neighbor downstairs [Re: goobler]
    #3945474 - 03/20/05 07:40 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

heh

sorry charlie


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Re: Dear neighbor downstairs [Re: StonedShroom]
    #3945506 - 03/20/05 07:45 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I hate loud neighbors - except when I'm the loud neighbor :laugh:


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Re: Dear neighbor downstairs [Re: StonedShroom]
    #3945509 - 03/20/05 07:45 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I bet I could talk you into it given a chance


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Re: Dear neighbor downstairs [Re: goobler]
    #3945958 - 03/20/05 09:25 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

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allow me this oppertunity to educate you




Well hopefuly your not educating him on how to spell.


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Re: Dear neighbor downstairs [Re: StonedShroom]
    #3945967 - 03/20/05 09:26 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Double post.

No one cared the first time. No one cares right now.


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Re: Dear neighbor downstairs [Re: CptnGarden]
    #3946033 - 03/20/05 09:39 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

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ShroomieOfDoomie said:
Well hopefuly your not educating him on how to spell.



I'm really hoping I missed the irony in this post.


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Re: Dear neighbor downstairs [Re: ricochet]
    #3946090 - 03/20/05 09:53 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah, no kidding.


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