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Dear neighbor downstairs
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I realize your mother was either on crack and/or whoring the day she was supposed to teach you how to properly close a door, so please allow me this oppertunity to educate you on the proper door closing procedure.

First, let's start with how we open a door. You know that metal round thing about halfway up? Although you may think it's only use is to be shiny for you to stare at, it actually has a purpose. It is called a doorknob. And yes I just said knob. I'll give you a couple minutes to giggle... ok, when you wish to open the door, you simply turn the doorknob clockwise. You will find this method MUCH easier than yanking the door out of the frame.

Now for the hard part. When you wish to close a door, you gently close it. I know you are accustomed to hearing a loud slam accompanied by the enire building shaking to know your door is closed, however the real indicator is a slight click.

If you are unable to follow this guide there is a three year old in 2C who can possibly break this down to your level of understanding.


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We are not human beings going through a temporary spiritual experience.

We are spiritual beings going through a temporary human experience.


Edited by StonedShroom (03/20/05 05:07 PM)

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Re: Dear neighbor downstairs [Re: StonedShroom]
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Your avatar scares me, deeply. :oogle:

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Re: Dear neighbor downstairs [Re: StonedShroom]
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I turn doorknobs clockwise to open them, myself.


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"I'm afraid of losing my obscurity. Genuineness only thrives in the dark. Like celery."
- Aldous Huxley

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Re: Dear neighbor downstairs [Re: TinTree]
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I like to yank the door out of its frame

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Re: Dear neighbor downstairs [Re: TinTree]
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TinTree said:
I turn doorknobs clockwise to open them, myself.


LOL

oops


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We are not human beings going through a temporary spiritual experience.

We are spiritual beings going through a temporary human experience.


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Re: Dear neighbor downstairs [Re: StonedShroom]
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wrestle?

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Re: Dear neighbor downstairs [Re: goobler]
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hehehe

only if mud or jello is involved


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We are not human beings going through a temporary spiritual experience.

We are spiritual beings going through a temporary human experience.


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Re: Dear neighbor downstairs [Re: StonedShroom]
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ok no problem!

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Re: Dear neighbor downstairs [Re: goobler]
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oh and lots of dr00gs


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We are not human beings going through a temporary spiritual experience.

We are spiritual beings going through a temporary human experience.


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Re: Dear neighbor downstairs [Re: StonedShroom]
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:frown:


well if you gotta be loopy



I dunno now

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Re: Dear neighbor downstairs [Re: goobler]
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heh

sorry charlie


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We are spiritual beings going through a temporary human experience.


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Re: Dear neighbor downstairs [Re: StonedShroom]
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I hate loud neighbors - except when I'm the loud neighbor :laugh:


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Re: Dear neighbor downstairs [Re: StonedShroom]
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I bet I could talk you into it given a chance

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Re: Dear neighbor downstairs [Re: goobler]
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Quote:
allow me this oppertunity to educate you


Well hopefuly your not educating him on how to spell.

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Re: Dear neighbor downstairs [Re: StonedShroom]
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Double post.

No one cared the first time. No one cares right now.

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Re: Dear neighbor downstairs [Re: CptnGarden]
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ShroomieOfDoomie said:
Well hopefuly your not educating him on how to spell.


I'm really hoping I missed the irony in this post.

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Re: Dear neighbor downstairs [Re: ricochet]
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Yeah, no kidding.

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