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Cat Shoots Owner
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MEOW  Mar 10, 9:03 AM EST

Cat Shoots Owner

BATES TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) -- A man cooking in his kitchen was shot after one of his cats knocked his 9mm handgun onto the floor, discharging the weapon, Michigan State Police said.

Joseph Stanton, 29, of Bates Township in Iron County, was shot in his lower torso around 6 p.m. Tuesday, the state police post in Iron River reported. He was transported to Iron County Community Hospital....... :rotfl: :rotfl:....PAYBACKS!!!


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Re: Cat Shoots Owner [Re: vinsue]
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Maybe he shouldn't have left his handgun sitting on the counter while cooking dinner??


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Re: Cat Shoots Owner [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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lmao!!!!!
in the cats mind:: take that mother fucker!!


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Re: Cat Shoots Owner [Re: KristiMidocean]
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Evil fucking cats. They know. oh they know.

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Re: Cat Shoots Owner [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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or at least put the safety on?

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Re: Cat Shoots Owner [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
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DOGS RULE! mans best friend would never do such a nasty thing! :rotfl:


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Re: Cat Shoots Owner [Re: vinsue]
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I call this "natural selection".

Leaving a loaded handgun on your kitchen counter, with the safety off...I think the cat unilaterally realized that he had to take his master out of the gene pool, for the sake of humanity.


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Re: Cat Shoots Owner [Re: trendal]
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trendal said:
I call this "natural selection".

Leaving a loaded handgun on your kitchen counter, with the safety off...I think the cat unilaterally realized that he had to take his master out of the gene pool, for the sake of humanity.


haha :thumbup:


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Re: Cat Shoots Owner [Re: trendal]
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:thumbup:


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Re: Cat Shoots Owner [Re: trendal]
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trendal said:
I think the cat unilaterally realized that he had to take his master out of the gene pool, for the sake of humanity.



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