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vinsue
Grand Old Fart


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Cat Shoots Owner
#3896802 - 03/10/05 08:22 AM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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MEOW Mar 10, 9:03 AM EST
Cat Shoots Owner
BATES TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) -- A man cooking in his kitchen was shot after one of his cats knocked his 9mm handgun onto the floor, discharging the weapon, Michigan State Police said.
Joseph Stanton, 29, of Bates Township in Iron County, was shot in his lower torso around 6 p.m. Tuesday, the state police post in Iron River reported. He was transported to Iron County Community Hospital....... ....PAYBACKS!!!
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OneMoreRobot3021


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Re: Cat Shoots Owner [Re: vinsue]
#3896804 - 03/10/05 08:23 AM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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Maybe he shouldn't have left his handgun sitting on the counter while cooking dinner??
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KristiMidocean
fattie whale


Registered: 01/27/05
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lmao!!!!! in the cats mind:: take that mother fucker!!
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Irradiated_Feces
doomedgeneration


Registered: 07/11/03
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Loc: Great White North
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Evil fucking cats. They know. oh they know.
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moog
Stranger

Registered: 02/15/05
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or at least put the safety on?
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KristiMidocean
fattie whale


Registered: 01/27/05
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DOGS RULE! mans best friend would never do such a nasty thing!
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trendal
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Loc: Ontario, Canada
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Re: Cat Shoots Owner [Re: vinsue]
#3897265 - 03/10/05 11:15 AM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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I call this "natural selection".
Leaving a loaded handgun on your kitchen counter, with the safety off...I think the cat unilaterally realized that he had to take his master out of the gene pool, for the sake of humanity.
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barfightlard
tales of theinexpressible



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Re: Cat Shoots Owner [Re: trendal]
#3897604 - 03/10/05 12:25 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
trendal said: I call this "natural selection".
Leaving a loaded handgun on your kitchen counter, with the safety off...I think the cat unilaterally realized that he had to take his master out of the gene pool, for the sake of humanity.
haha
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Ripple
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Re: Cat Shoots Owner [Re: trendal]
#3897869 - 03/10/05 01:23 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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delta9
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Re: Cat Shoots Owner [Re: trendal]
#3897995 - 03/10/05 01:44 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
trendal said: I think the cat unilaterally realized that he had to take his master out of the gene pool, for the sake of humanity.
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