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Offlinepsikooz
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So if jesus really does return?
    #3761722 - 02/10/05 02:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I have been thinking about this for a while. I do believe that jesus did exist and was crucified. God, to prove his existence, and to prove his power, sent a son into this world to be sacrificed for our sins, to fix an unbalanced situation. Lets look back 2000 years ago to the birth of christ just about.. What was the world like? the continent of america was not inhabited by what we call americans today, but what we call native americans. What part of the world had the strongest influence on the world 2000 years ago? Were was jesus born?

What part of the world has its strongest influence on the world today? USA?

What i am wondering is do people really think that "jesus" will return looking the same way and from the same place as before?
Do people really think this? I have a fealing that if jesus does "come back" hes not going to be the same bearded dude we see in illustrations. Jesus is not going to be named jesus. Hes not going to come from the middle east, hes going to be in a part of a world that has the most influence.

Different times , but its relatively the same.


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Re: So if jesus really does return? [Re: psikooz]
    #3762038 - 02/10/05 03:32 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Jesus already come the second time and gone, he went by the name "Jerry Garcia".


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Re: So if jesus really does return? [Re: psikooz]
    #3762161 - 02/10/05 03:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Jesus will come back and hes gonna be pissed...


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Re: So if jesus really does return? [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #3762209 - 02/10/05 04:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

SO you believe that jerry garcia was the second comming of jesus? Some say the same about jimi hendrix!


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Offlinegnrm23
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Re: So if jesus really does return? [Re: psikooz]
    #3762286 - 02/10/05 04:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

some said the same about lenny bruce...


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Re: So if jesus really does return? [Re: gnrm23]
    #3762449 - 02/10/05 04:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Oh, if thats how it works, then I say it was Bob Marley.


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Re: So if jesus really does return? [Re: psikooz]
    #3762603 - 02/10/05 05:32 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

He's dead, Jim. Dead people don't "return". I... I'm sorry. I thought you knew.


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Re: So if jesus really does return? [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #3762615 - 02/10/05 05:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

What's wrong with beards?


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Re: So if jesus really does return? [Re: psikooz]
    #3762635 - 02/10/05 05:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I think if Jesus returned now, he'd be largely ignored. That bum on the street claiming to be Jesus may very well have been him.


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Re: So if jesus really does return? [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
    #3762711 - 02/10/05 05:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Who said anything was wrong with beards?

I said , "If we are playing what musician was the second coming of Jesus, my guess was Bob Marley"


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Re: So if jesus really does return? [Re: Silversoul]
    #3762712 - 02/10/05 05:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Paradigm said:
I think if Jesus returned now, he'd be largely ignored. That bum on the street claiming to be Jesus may very well have been him.




not exactly a bum on the street, but Jerry was largely loathed and ignored by the current authorities in power, just like Jesus was in his day, yet many people followed both of them for no readily apparent reason.. Who's to say it wasn't him?


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Re: So if jesus really does return? [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #3762796 - 02/10/05 06:14 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

And don't say it was the LSD because if LSD is that wonderful (which it is) then it makes sense that Jesus had the hookup for that shit too.


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Re: So if jesus really does return? [Re: gettinjiggywithit]
    #3763024 - 02/10/05 06:53 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Sorry I replied the wrong post, it was planing to respond to the original poster who said that Jesus probably won't have a beard line on pictures.

p.s. One more thought on beards, to the original poster,
People always had and always will have beards, they just shave them.
But if they stopped shaving, they would have beards like Moses did
and the early monkey men  :tongue:


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Edited by OldWoodSpecter (02/10/05 06:53 PM)


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Re: So if jesus really does return? [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
    #3763634 - 02/10/05 08:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

so what do you think? Jerry Garcia was Jesus, and he brought LSD to his children before he dissapeared with about half of 'em. Can I get an amen?


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Re: So if jesus really does return? [Re: psikooz]
    #3763765 - 02/10/05 08:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

jesus would probably be gay homeless man who gets spit on by Christians.


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Re: So if jesus really does return? [Re: Vvellum]
    #3763833 - 02/10/05 09:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Gay? I think he would be once again asexual.


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Re: So if jesus really does return? [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
    #3763867 - 02/10/05 09:15 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

who said he was asexual? perhaps he was sexual...


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Re: So if jesus really does return? [Re: Vvellum]
    #3763911 - 02/10/05 09:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Well perhapse he was, but it wouldn't make sense to me.
I think he was beyond such passions. They can activate
a sentimental emotional wire in your head that is a distraction
in spiritual development of that sort. Hormonal changes that
regulate sexual behaviour are almost a constrast to the transmiters that regulate more spiritual actions.

Have you ever tried meditating while being all horny?


Edited by OldWoodSpecter (02/10/05 09:25 PM)


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Re: So if jesus really does return? [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
    #3763993 - 02/10/05 09:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

oh yeah, and mary magdelene was just "washing His feet".... suuure


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Re: So if jesus really does return? [Re: Zekebomb]
    #3764006 - 02/10/05 09:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Are you joking or are you serious?


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