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InvisibleBi0TeK
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Gold Diggers
    #3752672 - 02/08/05 10:03 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Since the newyear I've had about 5 or 6 girls approach me in clubs and the first thing they say is "so, what do you do for a living?"

WTF???

On the newyear a girl approached me and asked this and I told her it was a touchy subject. She said "no, go on. tell me". when I told her I'd been layed off just before christmas she just walked off!!!

How fucking shallow can you get?  :mad:

What is it with women nowadays?


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Re: Gold Diggers [Re: Bi0TeK]
    #3752674 - 02/08/05 10:04 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

no money, no honey  :thumbdown:


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Re: Gold Diggers [Re: Bi0TeK]
    #3752678 - 02/08/05 10:05 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Man you know you can't meet a decent girl in a club. Hot sometimes, genuine no.


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Re: Gold Diggers [Re: Bi0TeK]
    #3752682 - 02/08/05 10:05 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

well...I would suggest trying someplace other than a club to meet women. but yeah gold diggers fucking fail,


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Re: Gold Diggers [Re: Bi0TeK]
    #3752684 - 02/08/05 10:06 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

it reminds me of that scene in Swingers when the guy that wasnt Vince Vaughn is approached by a hottie that asks "what kind of car do you drive?" and he says "a chevy cavalier" as she walks away he tells her "but its red!"


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Re: Gold Diggers [Re: Bi0TeK]
    #3752686 - 02/08/05 10:06 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Either HIGH MANTAINENCE or just looking for an individual that can provide. NO worky, no money to provide.

Besides if they are that shallow you just weed out the ones that you would weed out anyway; heh that saves yourself some time.


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Re: Gold Diggers [Re: Bi0TeK]
    #3752689 - 02/08/05 10:07 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I just tell em striaght up,Im  into farming/ construction.  It weeds out the gold diggers witch is a lot. 

Or sometimes I just bullshit telling them I am studying Law up in harverd.  If they are silly enough to belive me    :thumbup: :penis:


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Re: Gold Diggers [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3752704 - 02/08/05 10:10 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

SHEIKofSHIITAKE said:
I just tell em striaght up,Im  into farming/ construction.  It weeds out the gold diggers witch is a lot. 

Or sometimes I just bullshit telling them I am studying Law up in harverd.  If they are silly enough to belive me    :thumbup: :penis:




LOL, tell them youre some hotshot entertainment agent (spout off some musicians as clients) then talk her back to your "friend's" shitty little studio b/c your your penthouse is a mess do to the hardwood floors being replaced, fuck her and then blow her off the next day..."ive gotta negotiate a contract between diet pepsi and P-diddy."


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If it weren't for the bloody corpses, I wouldn't have any corpses at all.

There are two ways to get to the top of an oak tree: start climbing or sit on an acorn.

Are you a carrot, an egg, or a coffee bean?


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Re: Gold Diggers [Re: MrBump]
    #3752708 - 02/08/05 10:12 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Thats what I ment by  :thumbup: :penis: :rotfl:


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InvisibleBi0TeK
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Re: Gold Diggers [Re: pinkfloydms]
    #3752712 - 02/08/05 10:13 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

pinkfloydms said:
Man you know you can't meet a decent girl in a club.




Not just clubs, pubs too.


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Re: Gold Diggers [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3752714 - 02/08/05 10:13 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I am a college grade in neo physisiam
if they believe that (unreal aggree) then they are too dumb to dig for gold they wouldnt know what shovel to use


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Re: Gold Diggers [Re: fee]
    #3752723 - 02/08/05 10:16 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

tell em your a professional alchemist.


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If it weren't for the bloody corpses, I wouldn't have any corpses at all.

There are two ways to get to the top of an oak tree: start climbing or sit on an acorn.

Are you a carrot, an egg, or a coffee bean?


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Re: Gold Diggers [Re: MrBump]
    #3752739 - 02/08/05 10:19 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

dont even get me started on this topic.


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Re: Gold Diggers [Re: Vulture]
    #3752755 - 02/08/05 10:23 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I wonder if mycolygist would excite them as most of us are and that wouldnt be lieing
just dont give out details


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Re: Gold Diggers [Re: Its Pat]
    #3752826 - 02/08/05 10:34 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Its Pat said:
NO worky, no money to provide.





I make pretty decent money when I'm working. I'd only been out of work for a few of weeks!

She didn't even ask me what line of work I'm in!  :crazy:


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Re: Gold Diggers [Re: Bi0TeK]
    #3752862 - 02/08/05 10:40 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

If I actually had money, and they asked me what car I drove... I would say some random cheap car, then after she walks off, I'd walk back up to her and tell her that It's only a rental and I'd be getting the Mercedes back next week, then tell her off. I really hate gold diggers, and they are EVERYWHERE around here. I work in a home decor store in the suburbs of Tampa, and the people that come in disgust me.


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Re: Gold Diggers [Re: Bi0TeK]
    #3752864 - 02/08/05 10:40 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Bi0TeK said:
I make pretty decent money when I'm working. I'd only been out of work for a few of weeks!

She didn't even ask me what line of work I'm in!  :crazy:




self employed mycolgist would be what I said as that job is ongoing weather your really doing something or just thinking of it

now thats a response you can say honestly


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Re: Gold Diggers [Re: fee]
    #3752889 - 02/08/05 10:45 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

fee said:
I am a college grade in neo physisiam
if they believe that (unreal aggree) then they are too dumb to dig for gold they wouldnt know what shovel to use



:lol: :lol: :lol: Priceless!  :thumbup:


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Re: Gold Diggers [Re: fee]
    #3752915 - 02/08/05 10:50 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

fee said:
I wonder if mycolygist would excite them as most of us are and that wouldnt be lieing





Don't even bother mentioning it Fee. The vast majority of girls are like "Eeewwww! Fungus! Thats weird and disgusting!"

And that response is from friends girlfriends I've known for years!


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Re: Gold Diggers [Re: Bi0TeK]
    #3753006 - 02/08/05 11:06 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

tell em your the head of a vastly successful yet still reletively underground website that hosts child pornography...then start talking about how hard it can get sometimes to adopt another kid from china...


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