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Scamming Gold Diggers ?
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So a Buddy of mine came over to the attic I'm livin' at now and chillin'.

He used to be one rich fucker.  I mean lexus and trust fund rich.  He was cool and was all bummed when his Gold-digger girlfreind left and took money for Child Support for 2 kids...

He finally realized that she was just around for the money.  Took him long enough... Poor sap.  He used to believe in romance and love and all and that no one would ever pretend to love someone for money.

So he doesn't have any money right now and wants to have sex with a babe who do their nails, smell good, and will only put out if they smell money.  He isn't gonna tell her he doesn't have a penny to his name nor a real job anymore.  He is gonna play it cool, like he makes 250k / year but is a simple guy.

He wants me to be his secret wingman and pretend like we super rich and I'm his cohort.

I'm all in, but I don't really know how to pull it off.

http://www.peoplejam.com/files/u1811/golddigger_money_costume.jpg

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Re: Scamming Gold Diggers ? [Re: Raw]
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Just ask yourself, "what would Patrick Bateman do", sans the murderous rampage.


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Re: Scamming Gold Diggers ? [Re: Raw]
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i know a guy who goes to the gym and pretends to be rich and hooks up with cougars

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Re: Scamming Gold Diggers ? [Re: blewmeanie]
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Bateman

I hope I'm not dealing with a psycho... Nah... I've known him for a while.... It should be cool.  I didn't see the movie..

Edited by Raw (05/29/10 01:25 PM)

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Re: Scamming Gold Diggers ? [Re: Raw]
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Fuck people that even care about money like that. I hate people that think that they are better because their imaginary number is bigger than others. Why would he even want to be around snooty bitches like that? Fake ass money grubbing hoes are pathetic and not worth 5 minutes of a decent persons time.


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I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

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Re: Scamming Gold Diggers ? [Re: Kada]
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Kada,

Yeah, you got some wisdom.
Not sure where to find non gold diggers though.
They are easy to find and come up to him like moths.

How do you find regular chicks?  Are there any left?  Or are they brainwashed on Desperate Housewives?

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Re: Scamming Gold Diggers ? [Re: Raw]
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Raw said:
So a Buddy of mine came over to the attic I'm livin' at now and chillin'.

He used to be one rich fucker.  I mean lexus and trust fund rich.  He was cool and was all bummed when his Gold-digger girlfreind left and took money for Child Support for 2 kids...

He finally realized that she was just around for the money.  Took him long enough... Poor sap.  He used to believe in romance and love and all and that no one would ever pretend to love someone for money.

So he doesn't have any money right now and wants to have sex with a babe who do their nails, smell good, and will only put out if they smell money.  He isn't gonna tell her he doesn't have a penny to his name nor a real job anymore.  He is gonna play it cool, like he makes 250k / year but is a simple guy.

He wants me to be his secret wingman and pretend like we super rich and I'm his cohort.

I'm all in, but I don't really know how to pull it off.

http://www.peoplejam.com/files/u1811/golddigger_money_costume.jpg


She's gonna dump him as soon as she finds out he's penniless.


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Re: Scamming Gold Diggers ? [Re: deCypher]
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Do you think if she thinks he is rich enough she will spend money on him instead?

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Re: Scamming Gold Diggers ? [Re: Raw]
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Maybe, if she thought it'd be a good investment for taking his millions in the future.  I'd personally steer clear of gold diggers though; the sex ain't worth the lack of respect.


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Re: Scamming Gold Diggers ? [Re: deCypher]
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Sounds to me like the money thing is all in his head.

Why has he assumed this girl will only chase money because shes a pretty girl?  Girls (people) like money but they don't only like money.  Why doesn't he try being a bit more natural?

Edited by nice1 (05/29/10 05:06 PM)

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Re: Scamming Gold Diggers ? [Re: Raw]
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Raw said:
Kada,

Yeah, you got some wisdom.
Not sure where to find non gold diggers though.
They are easy to find and come up to him like moths.

How do you find regular chicks?  Are there any left?  Or are they brainwashed on Desperate Housewives?


I have no clue how to find regular chicks honestly. I got married when I was 21. I met my wife our senior year and we got married when I got out of boot camp a little over a year later. Most single girls I know are slutty as hell.


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~The Cultivators Motherload~

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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Re: Scamming Gold Diggers ? [Re: nice1]
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Women want someone who can take care of them.:shrug: It's just how our species works.


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Re: Scamming Gold Diggers ? [Re: blewmeanie]
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I know loads of women, dated loads of women, I've never met a gold digger. :shrug:

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Re: Scamming Gold Diggers ? [Re: nice1]
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nice1 said:
I know loads of women, dated loads of women, I've never met a gold digger. :shrug:


That's because you're poor and probably a hippie.


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Re: Scamming Gold Diggers ? [Re: deCypher]
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:curbyourenthusiasm:


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Re: Scamming Gold Diggers ? [Re: nice1]
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nice1 said:
I know loads of women, dated loads of women, I've never met a gold digger. :shrug:


maybe your just dating upscale women who wait and do it in the bathroom


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Re: Scamming Gold Diggers ? [Re: nice1]
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A good way to weed out the gold diggers is tell them up front your broke, even if your not.

If they stick around after that, your in the clear. :thumbup:


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Re: Scamming Gold Diggers ? [Re: x Ju x]
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How about people start being honest and saying from the get-go that they want a prenuptial agreement?

If your stupid partner leaves you for telling them you don't want them to have access to your money than guess what? They don't give a shit about you! :awebig:

It's not that tough people. People who are involved with drugs should know this kind of rationale...


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Re: Scamming Gold Diggers ? [Re: deCypher]
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I just figured out the perfect set-up for him.  He could take her to an art gallery and buy her a painting that he places there so he isn't really paying for it.  Hell he could spend 10$ for it and go home with her and fuck her the whole night?  I mean gold-diggers naturally put out for guys when they think they are being bought stuff, right?  I think they do that to condition the guy they scam.

He might even get a kid out of it! Or and STD.  Or both!

So are gold diggers prostitutes?  But smarter?  :confused:

OR

He could take that path instead.  But it wouldn't be as fun.  Be a poor guy and just say f--k it.

Mr. Cypher said:
nice1 said:
I know loads of women, dated loads of women, I've never met a gold digger. :shrug:


That's because you're poor and probably a hippie.


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Re: Scamming Gold Diggers ? [Re: Kada]
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Kada said:
Fuck people that even care about money like that. I hate people that think that they are better because their imaginary number is bigger than others. Why would he even want to be around snooty bitches like that? Fake ass money grubbing hoes are pathetic and not worth 5 minutes of a decent persons time.


Selfish bitches are terrible in bed too.


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