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Martini's anyone
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Did you ever wish you had one of those fancy stainless steel lab blenders, for liquid culture, or cloning, but could not afford one.

Because they cost a fortune:

Well, tonight a gorgeous lady visted me & wanted a dry vodka MARTINI to drink.So, old agar grabbed the martini mixer & made her a double.

While doing so, a SPORE yelled in his ear.

It said, "Hey stupid....LOOK....LOOK at what you are holding in your hand." So, I did:


Then the SPORE whispered.... "you could use that for things involving mushroom cultivation. Just throw a handfull of stainless steel nuts in that puppy, along with some sterile water & you could PC it.

Then, you could pour some thick ass colonized liquid culture in it, or throw a chunk of mushroom tissue in it.... then shake the shit out of it, to dismember it, into tiny tiny peices.

Then.... the SPORE said.... hey stupid....... while you are at it........why don't you feed this good looking lady another double martini, or 2 & I bet you she will do us..... BOTH. :wink:


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Edited by agar (01/23/05 11:19 PM)

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Re: Martini's anyone [Re: agar]
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hahaha awesome.

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Re: Martini's anyone [Re: agar]
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Great idea bro!~

I have the stainless steel lab mixer and the martini shaker.

I have never looked at a martini shaker quite like you.
lolzzz


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Edited by Roadkill (01/24/05 11:43 AM)

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Re: Martini's anyone [Re: Roadkill]
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Good idea.
Damn that's one funny spore :beatup:


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Re: Martini's anyone [Re: kiss]
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one roofie colada comin' up


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Re: Martini's anyone [Re: psilocyben]
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talk the hand blender, does a WAY better job...
btw you maybe wanna look into checking out some doc,
if fungal sporeload starts talking to you lol :wink:

funny nevertheless, gave me a good grin :wink:
peace ohm :mushroom2:


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Re: Martini's anyone [Re: psilocyben]
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Agar...

Why are you listening to spores in your ear...

Is is a cambodian strain, filling your head with all this evil... (Mince my fellow fruits in that wood-chipper... Let the rabbits wear glasses...)

Or is it the slightly fruity golden teacher, with an evil plot to take over the world... (Fellow Fruitians, we will dominate withe the power of the cock-tail shaker... Wha, ha, hah...)


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