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Clueless in Command: Bush May Be Autistic Savant
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Clueless in Command: Bush May Be Autistic Savant
by Scott Ott

(2004-01-11) -- White House psychologists announced today that President George Bush may be an autistic savant, a condition which combines developmental disability with extraordinary mental abilities often involving memory skills.

The revelation comes after a week in which Mr. Bush's former treasury secretary said that at cabinet meetings the president resembled a blind man in room full of deaf people, and a New York Times report today that Mr. Bush actually serves as the mastermind behind his phenomenally well-run re-election campaign.

"He shows the classic social aloofness and developmental delays of autism with his staff," said an unnamed White House psychologist. "However, he has memorized the names of thousands of obscure campaign workers nationwide, as well as exact state-by-state polling results and fundraising figures."

The announcement confirms what Democrat critics have said of Mr. Bush for several years -- that he lacks the mental acumen to serve as the nation's chief executive, yet is so politically shrewd that his every move and word serve his carefully-crafted political ambitions."

http://www.scrappleface.com/MT/archives/001494.html


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Re: Clueless in Command: Bush May Be Autistic Savant [Re: zahudulallah]
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I have a feeling that Bush is more autistic than savant.

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Re: Clueless in Command: Bush May Be Autistic Savant [Re: RandalFlagg]
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if it's all about memorization, letsh and the job to a distributed computer system.

It can be equally as terse as this guy.


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Re: Clueless in Command: Bush May Be Autistic Savant [Re: blink]
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I'm autistic and this is somewhat interesting. His consistency in his issues is probably also directly related.


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Re: Clueless in Command: Bush May Be Autistic Savant [Re: zahudulallah]
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HELLO, MCFLY It's SCRAPPLEFACE, MCFLY. HELLO.

Autistic, muslim, gay. What's next for Zahid? Martian?


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Re: Clueless in Command: Bush May Be Autistic Savant [Re: zappaisgod]
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I don't enjoy being stalked.


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Re: Clueless in Command: Bush May Be Autistic Savant [Re: zahudulallah]
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Quote:
zahudulallah said:
I don't enjoy being stalked.





You coy little minx you, of course you do.
Seriously, kid, if we're two of the three or four active posters on the site, and we're both reading the latest posts, and have utterly diametrically opposed viewpoints on almost every issue, wouldn't you expect that we would be having this little tete'a tete'?


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Edited by zappaisgod (01/10/05 03:54 PM)

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Re: Clueless in Command: Bush May Be Autistic Savant [Re: zappaisgod]
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I'm sorry, you're not as well recited in my memory as other posters here. You'll have to refresh me on what your beliefs are.


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Re: Clueless in Command: Bush May Be Autistic Savant [Re: zahudulallah]
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:lol:


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