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If you were stranded in the desert, no town for 200 miles, no water
    #3365242 - 11/15/04 07:22 PM (12 years, 27 days ago)

Would you drink your own urine to survive? I mean look at it this way: You drink it and you could die from possible toxins... yet you don't drink it and you die a slow, painful, sticky throat death under the sun to be eaten by buzzards...


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Re: If you were stranded in the desert, no town for 200 miles, no water [Re: 2Experimental]
    #3365277 - 11/15/04 07:27 PM (12 years, 27 days ago)

fer shure man, id drink my pee pee


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Re: If you were stranded in the desert, no town for 200 miles, no water [Re: 2Experimental]
    #3365340 - 11/15/04 07:34 PM (12 years, 27 days ago)

I think I could find enough water to live.


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Re: If you were stranded in the desert, no town for 200 miles, no water [Re: Adom]
    #3365353 - 11/15/04 07:36 PM (12 years, 27 days ago)

Quote:

Adom said:
I think I could find enough water to live.



In the desert? Youd be drinkin your pee after 2 days. Or at least I would.


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Re: If you were stranded in the desert, no town for 200 miles, no water [Re: 2Experimental]
    #3365398 - 11/15/04 07:42 PM (12 years, 27 days ago)

I dunno if I would. But if you didnt have anything to put the pee in youd have aim for your mouth..


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Re: If you were stranded in the desert, no town for 200 miles, no water [Re: barfightlard]
    #3365453 - 11/15/04 07:51 PM (12 years, 27 days ago)

Quote:

bellylard said:
I dunno if I would.  But if you didnt have anything to put the pee in youd have aim for your mouth..




:grin: not only do you die of thirst, but you die of thirst with piss all over your face!!!


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Re: If you were stranded in the desert, no town for 200 miles, no water [Re: 2Experimental]
    #3365469 - 11/15/04 07:53 PM (12 years, 27 days ago)

Urine is sterile and can be consumed once without any detriment. Don't drink piss from already drank piss though, it has no more value to the human body.


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Re: If you were stranded in the desert, no town for 200 miles, no water [Re: 2Experimental]
    #3365496 - 11/15/04 07:56 PM (12 years, 27 days ago)

who wouldn't drink,

people may say they wouldn't, but i'm sure that towards the end, they'd be takin it in gulps.


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Re: If you were stranded in the desert, no town for 200 miles, no water [Re: Pathos]
    #3365497 - 11/15/04 07:57 PM (12 years, 27 days ago)

Solar stills, cacti, ect.

I'd have a problem knowing if a cactus was poison though, I don't know which ones are safe.


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Re: If you were stranded in the desert, no town for 200 miles, no water [Re: 2Experimental]
    #3365584 - 11/15/04 08:09 PM (12 years, 27 days ago)

Drinking urine will further dehydrate you. it would be best to collect dew.


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Re: If you were stranded in the desert, no town for 200 miles, no water [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #3365609 - 11/15/04 08:13 PM (12 years, 27 days ago)

i've got another one:

if you had to chose between killing your mom/dad/both, and allowing 250 innocent, upstanding citizens perish, which would you pick?

i think i'd go with the people, but in the heat of the moment, you never know


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No, says the man in Washington; it belongs to the poor.
No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God.
No, says the man in Moscow; it belongs to everyone.

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Re: If you were stranded in the desert, no town for 200 miles, no water [Re: 2Experimental]
    #3365639 - 11/15/04 08:17 PM (12 years, 27 days ago)

theres lot sof water in deserts....the thing that makes a desert is anual rainfall not water content really. many sources depending on each location. id hold off my piss till i was totally 100% sure i couldnt find any.


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Re: If you were stranded in the desert, no town for 200 miles, no water [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
    #3365650 - 11/15/04 08:18 PM (12 years, 27 days ago)

id kill your mom or dad


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Re: If you were stranded in the desert, no town for 200 miles, no water [Re: Yarry]
    #3365682 - 11/15/04 08:24 PM (12 years, 27 days ago)

id kill the innocents. the world is overpopulated anyway


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Re: If you were stranded in the desert, no town for 200 miles, no water [Re: Yarry]
    #3365794 - 11/15/04 08:47 PM (12 years, 27 days ago)

well, you're a tool, however, your sig rocks


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Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
No, says the man in Washington; it belongs to the poor.
No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God.
No, says the man in Moscow; it belongs to everyone.

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something
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Rapture.
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Re: If you were stranded in the desert, no town for 200 miles, no water [Re: 2Experimental]
    #3365916 - 11/15/04 09:14 PM (12 years, 27 days ago)

yeah I guess Id drink my piss if I had to, but there are lots of ways to get water in a desert depending on what you have on your person. Personally I wouldnt be 200 miles from civilization without some sort of gear. If ya got a tarp and a cup you can get water pretty easily, at least enough to get you through the 200 mile hike... painful though it may be. Its all about the will to live I suppose.


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Oh shit, don't drink it.... It would eat away your esophagus...
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Leave me out of this pissing contest, you fascist wang-dang-doodle!
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Re: If you were stranded in the desert, no town for 200 miles, no water [Re: beejay]
    #3365936 - 11/15/04 09:18 PM (12 years, 27 days ago)

I would make a filter from pebbles and sand and then pour the piss through it and collect it in a cup or some other kind of a container.


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Re: If you were stranded in the desert, no town for 200 miles, no water [Re: downforpot]
    #3365976 - 11/15/04 09:25 PM (12 years, 27 days ago)

What most people don't realize, is that when you're in such a situation as described in that scenario, your urine rapidly turns into a very dark, almost thick type of piss - and at a very scarce quantity. So, in reality, you'd get a negligible benefit out of it.

You would be better off slitting your wrists and sipping blood from it. At least you'd die quicker.



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Re: If you were stranded in the desert, no town for 200 miles, no water [Re: SkorpivoMusterion]
    #3366308 - 11/15/04 10:37 PM (12 years, 27 days ago)

yeah i think id travel at night and find A shadyu pleace t o sleep at night and look for plants and suck up the water near their roots and then find cactus and cut em open... no i wouldnt drink my own piss unless i found some aminita muscaria.. haha nberr


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Re: If you were stranded in the desert, no town for 200 miles, no water [Re: 2Experimental]
    #3366371 - 11/15/04 10:51 PM (12 years, 27 days ago)

I have learned alot by reading this thread


Including

1) Only drink your pee once... after that you get to die :rotfl:
2) Aim well so you don't piss your face
3) Enjoy the savory taste of your pee
4) Don't get lost in the desert 200 miles from a town :wink:


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