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Don't ever take shrooms and antibiotics! (Funny story you can learn from)
    #3278380 - 10/26/04 07:18 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I can't believe I haven't posted about this before, but it is a funny story that happened to me about 6-7 years ago when I took shrooms and was on antibiotics.

I was on antibiotics because I got beatup and had a lacerated spleen....I believe it was Amoxocillin. One night I went to a party and bought some shrooms, I took about half an eighth and tripped decently, prolly level 2 or 3.

Later that night after I came down I went to a different party, and I was like OMG I HAVE TO TAKE AN EXPLOSIVE SHIT and I did not want to do it there because the keg was in the bathroom, so I asked my friend that had the prior party if we could go back to his house so I could unleash the holy fury building up in my bowels.

He agreed and this girl drove us back to his house. When we got to his apartment, me and the girl had to go to the back door because thats where parking is, he had to go in thru the front to unlock the door because the key didn't work in the back door.

I was waiting and WAITING for him on his porch to unlock the back door, I had to shit so bad!!! It seemed like eternity waiting for him to open the door!

And thats when it hit. I could not stop the shit from shooting out of my ass. I squeezed my asscheeks together as hard as I could with my hands and that did not even work. Out it came, and one nasty mess there was in my pants and on his porch!!!

It was quite embarrassing, but atleast I had a good excuse for it. I told everybody about it because I thought it was so funny and I don't really care what other ppl think!

Word to the wise, don't take shrooms on antibiotics!!!  :crazy2:


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Re: Don't ever take shrooms and antibiotics! (Funny story you can learn from) [Re: kronnyQ]
    #3278385 - 10/26/04 07:23 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

:rotfl:

Dude i just shit myself reading that!~


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Re: Don't ever take shrooms and antibiotics! (Funny story you can learn from) [Re: kronnyQ]
    #3278393 - 10/26/04 07:30 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

:lol:
is that true?
either way it was hilarious,
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Re: Don't ever take shrooms and antibiotics! (Funny story you can learn from) [Re: muse_sick]
    #3278454 - 10/26/04 08:34 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Yes totally true...whats makes me look like even more of a fecal dumbass is there was an empty pizza box on the porch i could have just dumped in...i dunno it was hard to think straight with so much 'shit' going thru my mind.


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Re: Don't ever take shrooms and antibiotics! (Funny story you can learn from) [Re: kronnyQ]
    #3278522 - 10/26/04 09:40 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

:lol:  Tough luck man.  I pissed myself because I was so high and blacked out before if it makes you feel any better :wink:

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Re: Don't ever take shrooms and antibiotics! (Funny story you can learn from) [Re: kronnyQ]
    #3278574 - 10/26/04 10:13 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

hahahaha :laugh: that's pretty great dude.

at least it didn't happen like at the party in the middle of the room of people or something :smile:


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Re: Don't ever take shrooms and antibiotics! (Funny story you can learn from) [Re: Silven]
    #3278575 - 10/26/04 10:14 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I remember pissing my pants when i was 10 in a little league game. i was standing in the outfield doing the whole " i gotta piss real bad" dance and crossing my legs. Also, it was realllly cold outside, finally in the last inning i just let it go. Felt so warm. No one noticed, cept for when i told my mom after the game. SO if your ever cold, piss your pants, thats my tip for the day.


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