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Re: Butter VS. Margarine [Re: KingOftheThing]
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My father-in-law just discovered the difference in taste
he seems to like butter better, I told him about the
health benefits of butter over margarine and in a couple
of months he's going to get his cholesterol levels tested
again...


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Re: Butter VS. Margarine [Re: KingOftheThing]
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Yeah no doubt trans fatty acids are a killer, Butter all the way!


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Re: Butter VS. Margarine [Re: Ripple]
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/throws country crock in trash

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Re: Butter VS. Margarine [Re: Adom]
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I can't believe it's not plastic!


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Re: Butter VS. Margarine [Re: Phishgrrl]
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Don't buy non-organic butter though! It's got all the nasty shit CONCENTRATED in it.


Whats a good organic butter brand? I've never seen it in my local natural foods store

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Re: Butter VS. Margarine [Re: Organic]
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I usually get horizon or whatever is cheapest. I bet the natural foods store has it, just ask them. :smile:


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Re: Butter VS. Margarine [Re: KingOftheThing]
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The funny thing is that you guys are discussing the health risks of the margarine , but the shrooms we are consuming are far more harmful than, say a sandwich with margarine :tongue:. Yes I admit - the butter has substantial benefits over margarine, but as long as we consume shroomz :mushroom2:(or other mind-altering substances), we don't have to bother with healthy foods. Just my opinion though. :smile:

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Re: Butter VS. Margarine [Re: bastard_turtle]
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please back up your statement that mushrooms are more harmful than a sandwich or margarine with facts.


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Re: Butter VS. Margarine [Re: bastard_turtle]
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mushrooms are relatively harmless to humans so i think he margarine is more harmful

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Re: Butter VS. Margarine [Re: Shroomism]
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Well, I can't. Maybe a sandwich with margarine is more harmful.

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Re: Butter VS. Margarine [Re: bastard_turtle]
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Well, i didn't know all that bad shit about margarine but I did come to the conclusion a few years back that margarine was the culprit for my cookies and other baked goods not rising properly. Since then I switched and never looked back. Good thing, apparently.


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Now I'm gonna have to start getting down on my knees and blowing mushrooms... ---RogerRabbit

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Re: Butter VS. Margarine [Re: bastard_turtle]
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margarine = teh devil :yesnod:


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Re: Butter VS. Margarine [Re: bastard_turtle]
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bastard_turtle said:
Yes I admit - the butter has substantial benefits over margarine, but as long as we consume shroomz (or other mind-altering substances), we don't have to bother with healthy foods.


:thumbdown:

Dumb.  If you are doing harm to your body which I don't think mushrooms are, then you should atleast try to do something healthy to counter act your negative actions.  Your opinion contains no logic.

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Re: Butter VS. Margarine [Re: bastard_turtle]
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bastard_turtle said:
The funny thing is that you guys are discussing the health risks of the margarine , but the shrooms we are consuming are far more harmful than, say a sandwich with margarine :tongue:. Yes I admit - the butter has substantial benefits over margarine, but as long as we consume shroomz :mushroom2:(or other mind-altering substances), we don't have to bother with healthy foods. Just my opinion though. :smile:


Allow me to renovate your thoughts.

"The funny thing is that you guys are discussing the health risks of margarine, but many of the drugs we are consuming, i.e. cannibis, ciggarettes, pills, alcohol, etc., are typically more harmful than say, a sandwich with margarine. Not to mention the commonly voracious appetite for fast-food greasy fattening cheeseburgers made by stranger's hands that have been God knows where and junk prevalent across America which is ubiquitously supported by the epidemic of obesity in this country alone. Blah blah blah blah blah"

This kind of humorous satire can be paralleled in the following script:

Adventures of Earl and Bill

Bill: -pulls out a pack of Marblows and fires one up- Ahh... What a day, what a day.. -mumbles to self-...

Earl: Hey Bill! What the FUCK you doing??

Bill: -raises eyebrow- uh.. What?

Earl: Are you smoking dem Marblows regular 100's??

Bill: Mhmmmmm.. -takes another drag-

Earl: Bill, you fucking dipshit. -yanks Bill's ciggarette's out of his hands and stomps it-

Bill: Earl, I'm gonna count to ten... and if I don't see another ciggarette in my hand by the count of ten.. I'ma--

Earl: --Hold on Bill, wait just a sec. Y'see, Bill, those ciggarettes you got there.. they're BAD for you. They got all kinds of fucking chemicals and shit in the tobacco, and the tobacco smoke just wreaks HAVOC on ya..
So, friend, I got just the solution...
-pulls out a pack of Marblows Lights-
See this here, Bill? These are LIGHTS... they ain't as BAD for ya. Try one!

Bill: Damn straight, damnit.. -mumbles and yanks the cig outta Earl's hand-
-fires it up and takes a big deep drag-
-coughs a lung up-
Damn Earl... I feel better already! Whoo, boy. I'ma hafta switch to this shit from now on..

~The End~

Bill died of lung cancer at 63.. Earl is still alive albeit in a retirement home with nasal tubes and oxygen tanks and huggies diapers.
No animals were harmed in the production of this script.

Insanity.



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Re: Butter VS. Margarine [Re: KingOftheThing]
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Well, to be honest when I posted this I havent really read the first post. Now when I read it I see than margarine really is harmful. Sorry for my dumb post. Although I eat margarine quite often, now I think that I'll avoid it.

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Re: Butter VS. Margarine [Re: bastard_turtle]
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bastard_turtle said:
The funny thing is that you guys are discussing the health risks of the margarine , but the shrooms we are consuming are far more harmful than, say a sandwich with margarine :tongue:. Yes I admit - the butter has substantial benefits over margarine, but as long as we consume shroomz :mushroom2:(or other mind-altering substances), we don't have to bother with healthy foods. Just my opinion though. :smile:


EXCUSE ME??? Shrooms are one of the healthiest of all the foods. The Food of the GODS! :heart:


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Re: Butter VS. Margarine [Re: KingOftheThing]
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I get soy garden. It rawkz! I dont think they got it on the west coast though.

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Re: Butter VS. Margarine [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
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Does it have green writing on it? I think we have it here.


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Re: Butter VS. Margarine [Re: Phishgrrl]
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Oh yeah thats it. My friends dad said he couldnt find it.

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Re: Butter VS. Margarine [Re: Shroomism]
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Butter is full of toxin though.


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