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Re: Fight Club: Shroomery Chapter [Re: Jean-Luc Picard] * 5
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I strut into the corner of middle of the ring, strangely resemblant of a rooster. Full of cocky arrogance, I make eye contact with JLP, and call him out. It's time to settle our beef, buster.

He comes forward, no fear in his eyes. We both understand the assignment. With Asante's 'Not NSFW' ringing in our ears, we begin to make out. Anyone who's seen the movie Bruno knows exactly what this looks like.

The crowd goes wild. People start crying. We're both hating it. Beards tangled, gross man breathe. We're both pretending the other is a woman but it isn't working. We break contact. Quietly whisper "That was gross". Go get a beer together, and try to forget it ever happened.

Welcome to fight club.

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Re: Fight Club: Shroomery Chapter [Re: nuds]
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:fuckyeah:


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Re: Fight Club: Shroomery Chapter [Re: Jean-Luc Picard]
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:crying:

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Re: Fight Club: Shroomery Chapter [Re: PatrickKn] * 3
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*punches PatrickKn right in the nuts*


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ChrisWho said: "It's all about the journey, not the destination."

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Re: Fight Club: Shroomery Chapter [Re: nuds]
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nuds said:
I strut into the corner of middle of the ring, strangely resemblant of a rooster. Full of cocky arrogance, I make eye contact with JLP, and call him out. It's time to settle our beef, buster.

He comes forward, no fear in his eyes. We both understand the assignment. With Asante's 'Not NSFW' ringing in our ears, we begin to make out. Anyone who's seen the movie Bruno knows exactly what this looks like.

The crowd goes wild. People start crying. We're both hating it. Beards tangled, gross man breathe. We're both pretending the other is a woman but it isn't working. We break contact. Quietly whisper "That was gross". Go get a beer together, and try to forget it ever happened.

Welcome to fight club.


:astonishedmustache:

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Re: Fight Club: Shroomery Chapter [Re: philocybe] * 2
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Re: Fight Club: Shroomery Chapter [Re: philocybe]
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this thread needs some music to angry up the blood


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Re: Fight Club: Shroomery Chapter [Re: pugster]
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You are all fighting a battle I know nothing about....which is why I decided that it is the perfect time to punch you.....now you are fighting 2 battles :smug:


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Re: Fight Club: Shroomery Chapter [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
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spirit_shadow said:
You are all fighting a battle I know nothing about....which is why I decided that it is the perfect time to punch you.....now you are fighting 2 battles :smug:



i stalk you on growery

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Re: Fight Club: Shroomery Chapter [Re: VENOM]
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VENOM said:
spirit_shadow said:
You are all fighting a battle I know nothing about....which is why I decided that it is the perfect time to punch you.....now you are fighting 2 battles :smug:



i stalk you on growery


Say hi to solidlog for me. :sun:


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Re: Fight Club: Shroomery Chapter [Re: Mystikal]
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i always thought he was a bot

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Re: Fight Club: Shroomery Chapter [Re: Mickalopagus] * 1
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Mickalopagus said:
*punches PatrickKn right in the nuts*


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Re: Fight Club: Shroomery Chapter [Re: philocybe]
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:lol:


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notapillow said: "you are going about this endeavor all wrong. clear your mind of useless fear and concern. buy the ticket, take the ride, and all that.... "

ChrisWho said: "It's all about the journey, not the destination."

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Re: Fight Club: Shroomery Chapter [Re: Mickalopagus]
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#flightclub


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Re: Fight Club: Shroomery Chapter [Re: livingdream]
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Someone did a simpsons meme of me and genny when we faught for like a week for some reason i cant even remember now.

Where dat at?


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