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KevinDontWave
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

[Re: Smellyhobbit]
#29671665 - 09/17/26 11:04 PM (20 days, 2 hours ago)

It's been a while since I've tripped balls at Hooters but it's just as good as I remembered.

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Toe_Jam
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

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#29671857 - 09/18/26 06:14 AM (19 days, 18 hours ago)

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space daddy
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

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#29671878 - 09/18/26 06:43 AM (19 days, 18 hours ago)

Dia beetus? He needs his insulin

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Toe_Jam
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

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#29675971 - 09/23/26 05:46 AM (14 days, 19 hours ago)

Whenjugonnafiggeritoutmang???

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space daddy
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

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#29676503 - 09/23/26 05:59 PM (14 days, 7 hours ago)

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KevinDontWave
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

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#29676667 - 09/23/26 08:22 PM (14 days, 4 hours ago)

We all hate you and some enraged farmers have stolen your wheelchair.

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

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#29678071 - 09/25/26 10:34 AM (12 days, 14 hours ago)

I guess she’s just wearing that strap on for ceremonial purposes.

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Smellyhobbit
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

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#29678078 - 09/25/26 10:42 AM (12 days, 14 hours ago)

:monkeydance:

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

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#29678167 - 09/25/26 12:37 PM (12 days, 12 hours ago)

It lurks in the cellar, in the musty shadows. It wants tender meats. I heard it say my cat sees a dimension I cannot.

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

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#29683362 - 10/01/26 03:42 PM (6 days, 9 hours ago)

The Slithery Dee came out of the sea.

It ate all the others, but it didn't eat me.

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Smellyhobbit
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

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#29683365 - 10/01/26 03:48 PM (6 days, 9 hours ago)

Squirt in my purse

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

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#29683375 - 10/01/26 03:57 PM (6 days, 9 hours ago)

You smell like the inside of my mama's purse

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

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#29684181 - 10/02/26 03:09 PM (5 days, 9 hours ago)

First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp slapped you into that china cabinet. I used excessive force.

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flugelizor
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

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#29684211 - 10/02/26 03:52 PM (5 days, 9 hours ago)

flippity floppity
from the bottom to the toppity

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Smellyhobbit
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

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#29684236 - 10/02/26 04:29 PM (5 days, 8 hours ago)

F

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

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#29684237 - 10/02/26 04:29 PM (5 days, 8 hours ago)

The sound, not the letter by the way

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Tight Lunchbox
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

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#29684383 - 10/02/26 08:20 PM (5 days, 4 hours ago)

Continuous f sound

Fffffffffffffffffffffffff

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

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#29684596 - 10/03/26 04:51 AM (4 days, 20 hours ago)

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

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#29685130 - 10/03/26 07:52 PM (4 days, 5 hours ago)

Grind up cat anus into sausage and feed it to mormons.

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread

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#29685430 - 10/04/26 07:00 AM (3 days, 18 hours ago)

It's a little tart, but you can fix that with some half and half.

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