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Re: Maybe they call it crackle at the cock’s crow? [Re: JonBongGroovy]
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess you've never been a violent criminal.
So many decent people with some goofy charge and they can't get a job.
At least you had interview, that's good start.


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Re: Maybe they call it crackle at the cock’s crow? [Re: space daddy]
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Yeah it's non violent 15 years old.


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Re: Maybe they call it crackle at the cock’s crow? [Re: JonBongGroovy] * 1
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Is there a reason it's not expunged by this point? Seems long time.


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Re: Maybe they call it crackle at the cock’s crow? [Re: space daddy]
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space daddy said:
Is there a reason it's not expunged by this point? Seems long time.



I had five charges stemming from a schizophrenic episode, but I did not know I could get them removed; I think I have to wait thirteen years for a third-degree felony to be expunged, and I plan to do so next year if I have the money by then. I don't know if I can get all 5 removed or not but atleast most of them.


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Re: Maybe they call it crackle at the cock’s crow? [Re: JonBongGroovy]
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What if God was one of us?  A slob like one of us?

What if God was one of us? On the bus tuning his knob like one of us?

:maybe::handout:

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Re: Maybe they call it crackle at the cock’s crow? [Re: Headies]
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What if god slobbed on my knob

What if Jesus fucking Christ?


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: Maybe they call it crackle at the cock’s crow? [Re: gopher]
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Goddamn, goph.

Coming in hot.

Too hot some might say.

:awehorny:

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Re: Maybe they call it crackle at the cock’s crow? [Re: Headies]
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You guys are mocking baby Jesus and he don't like it.

:kingcrankey:


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Re: spectacles testicles wallet and watch [Re: JonBongGroovy] * 1
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I'm pretty sure He gets it
:feelsgodman:


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:mushroom:GenesisCorrupted said:
You are one of the least cool people on this entire board and I wish more people understood that about you.:mushroom:

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Re: spectacles testicles wallet and watch [Re: KevinDontWave] * 2
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He gets it but don't like it


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Re: spectacles testicles wallet and watch [Re: JonBongGroovy]
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Jesus politely chuckled, then, he immediately turned away.

Like water off a duck’s back.:ducklol:

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Re: spectacles testicles wallet and watch [Re: JonBongGroovy]
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Car batteries are fucking heavy.  Hopefully, I just saved my wife and I some cash by cleaning that fucker and the terminals.  Just wish it hadn't left me so bloody knackered because I had to remove it to make sure there weren't any structural issues w/ it.

Who knew a chunk of lead twice the size of my head would be FUCKING HEAVY?

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Re: spectacles testicles wallet and watch [Re: DorkWithTheHair]
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What about 50lbs?


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Re: spectacles testicles wallet and watch [Re: DorkWithTheHair]
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I cleaned my terminals and checked the oil today.:thumbup:

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Re: spectacles testicles wallet and watch [Re: Headies]
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Headies said:
I cleaned my terminals and checked the oil today.:thumbup:



go on...
:howyoudoing:


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:mushroom:GenesisCorrupted said:
You are one of the least cool people on this entire board and I wish more people understood that about you.:mushroom:

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Re: spectacles testicles wallet and watch [Re: DorkWithTheHair] * 1
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I wrenched my back a little changing my battery out a couple weeks back. Once I got it out fully I noticed there were two little plastic pieces that slid out nicely to make a handle, meanwhile I was fucking squeezing my hands in and awkwardly hugging it to pull it out

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Re: spectacles testicles wallet and watch [Re: KevinDontWave]
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KevinDontWave said:
Headies said:
I cleaned my terminals and checked the oil today.:thumbup:



go on...
:howyoudoing:



That’s pretty much it.

After that, I went inside and made a plate of spaghetti, followed by a nap, and, yeah, that was pretty much it.

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Re: spectacles testicles wallet and watch [Re: Headies] * 1
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Got another possible interview I just got a call from HR they said if my application is selected I will get a call.


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Re: spectacles testicles wallet and watch [Re: Headies] * 1
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Headies said:
KevinDontWave said:
Headies said:
I cleaned my terminals and checked the oil today.:thumbup:



go on...
:howyoudoing:



That’s pretty much it.

After that, I went inside and made a plate of spaghetti, followed by a nap, and, yeah, that was pretty much it.



Marinara sauce?


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Re: spectacles testicles wallet and watch [Re: JonBongGroovy]
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You know it, you ambitious motherfucker.

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