BeefExtreme said:

good to see you astro.  The mark of a true shroomery memmber is the hiatus. 

Haha. Man, $34,000 seems a bit steep. Tell ya hhhwhat.  For $29,998.78, ill show you a once in a lifetime experience. You get accesss to beef's personal stash of wonders.  Really just dig in.  Take whatever you think you can handle and get the real beef supeme experience:

A stay at my cabin in the woods: stunning kayak on the bay.  Mystical adventure of the "private" beaches. Shit in a bucket.  Lose your mind completely.  Forage for food. Dig clams from the mud. (Insect repellant included) No cops. Stunning ancient rocky cliffs you could contemplate your mortality upon.  Bears! Snapping turtles! Northern lights!  Oh god are the trees whispering?  Is someone there?  Did I mention the lobster boil? Yes! Beefs making lobster bisque.  Why does he have a gun? Where even am I? Take a hot bath while listening to woods remind you that youre only meat and bone.  Is there really no cops?  What if I actually need help? Where even is beef? Was he serious about the massage? Oh look, a ufo. Im not totally alone.  Trees.  Trees. I cant remember my name  Trees.  Trees. Trees.

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KlarnEvil9 said:

Ouch. I've had that happen twice, but no swelling or other ill effects either time. But that first one was scary as hell. Second time I didn't even slow down the fucking. Hope it heals up quickly.

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fiddle_head said:

Have you guys ever thought about how Hugh Jackman's name is just Jack Human?

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fiddle_head said:

Have you guys ever thought about how Hugh Jackman's name is just Jack Human?

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Missed you buddy.

LadysKnight said:

You had me at shitting in a bucket.

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Churpee Choozle said:

KlarnEvil9 said:

Ouch. I've had that happen twice, but no swelling or other ill effects either time. But that first one was scary as hell. Second time I didn't even slow down the fucking. Hope it heals up quickly.

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Your body has been mangled a lot, hasn't it Klarn? How are your shoulders functioning?

Anyway I didn't think much of it initially, it hurt but that's it. When my wife woke me up in the middle of the night for more I declined, which is odd but not that odd. But the next morning... Fucking rock hard nodule on the side of the shaft. Scared the piss out of me.

First thing the doc asked: was she in cowgirl position? Uhmmm yes. Apparently dicks are at higher risk with girls on top. If she would've been (even) rougher it might have been a huge internal hem

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LadysKnight said:

Does the shooting involve a gun or a glass?

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A gun of course

KlarnEvil9 said:

So yeah, cowgirl is definitely riskier when it comes to injuries, but that is compounded by thick, big booty women. More thigh muscle equals more leverage. Around here they call it "cornbread booty", and I'm a fan.

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Words of wisdom right there, man.

GenesisCorrupted said:

fiddle_head said:

Have you guys ever thought about how Hugh Jackman's name is just Jack Human?

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Missed you buddy.

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Its' all just a huge act, man.

missed you too buddy, lets hang out in the pub sometime

Sulfurshelfsean said:

fiddle_head said:

Have you guys ever thought about how Hugh Jackman's name is just Jack Human?

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Huge jacked man

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seldom seen said:

I tied to shit in a bucket once and missed.  In my defense, it was on a boat.

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Churpee Choozle said:

Confession: we had a very horny episode, you know, when you just fuck until it hurts, and somewhere, somehow, my Johnson did 'snap'. The next day, I had a huge hump on the side of my dick, panic! So now I've been going for a week without sex. (It's supposed to take four weeks to recover, but is going way faster than that, thank whatevers).

Meanwhile, I've watched a mite infestation destroy the contains of a couple of large propagators, the oyster buckets, and some smaller projects. Ganja plan C failed, so my chances of growing photoperiods this year are gone. My friends the mice came back after a long hiatus and fucked over whatever was left outside to fuck over.

So yeah. There is no moral of the story, just wanted to vent, sometimes everything just sucks a little, but not in a pleasureable way. Been destroying mites with a torch and I'm not proud of it. Fuck shit and I'm going to drink now. Which I'm also not proud of, but fuck shit.

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