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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: AZ Starman2112] * 1
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I used to get into a decent amount of fights and have scars on my knuckles. They itch like crazy sometimes!

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: AZ Starman2112] * 1
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Churpee Choozle said:
Pre-edit: kloakk, I was worried about that too. Had some complications too (hence the black balls). But really. 10/10 would advice.



AZ Starman2112 said:
No pain. Not even from the procedure. Itching. Yes. Right where the tiny scars are from the incisions. I look like a fucking idiot scratching my balls sometimes.


Thanks guys, appreciate your input here, 2026 will be the year I get it done then :n00bslayer:


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: AstroSporeFiend] * 3
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AstroSporeFiend said:
I used to get into a decent amount of fights and have scars on my knuckles. They itch like crazy sometimes!


If you had itchy balls, you could scratch them with your knuckles and take care of both problems!

:lmafo::laugh2:

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: AZ Starman2112]
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AZ Starman2112 said:
AstroSporeFiend said:
I used to get into a decent amount of fights and have scars on my knuckles. They itch like crazy sometimes!


If you had itchy balls, you could scratch them with your knuckles and take care of both problems!

:lmafo::laugh2:


I do! Gotta keep ‘em smooth for the Mrs and they get itchy sometimes. Usually in public, which kinda sucks. But what needs to happen needs to happen!

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: AstroSporeFiend] * 1
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AstroSporeFiend said:
AZ Starman2112 said:
AstroSporeFiend said:
I used to get into a decent amount of fights and have scars on my knuckles. They itch like crazy sometimes!


If you had itchy balls, you could scratch them with your knuckles and take care of both problems!

:lmafo::laugh2:


I do! Gotta keep ‘em smooth for the Mrs and they get itchy sometimes. Usually in public, which kinda sucks. But what needs to happen needs to happen!


Ha! We had an entire conversation here about manscaping a bunch of months ago! Literally pages. You must’ve missed it!

:lmafo:

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: AZ Starman2112]
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AZ Starman2112 said:
@Beef - Yeah man shoulder is tough too. I tore my R rotator cuff right off the bone. 5 anchors to hold it in place. Terrible recovery. Couldn’t wipe my own ass the first two weeks. Total of 5 months out of work.


I take it you're a member of the bidet brotherhood now.
:borfase:


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Kloakk] * 1
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Kloakk said:
Churpee Choozle said:
Pre-edit: kloakk, I was worried about that too. Had some complications too (hence the black balls). But really. 10/10 would advice.



AZ Starman2112 said:
No pain. Not even from the procedure. Itching. Yes. Right where the tiny scars are from the incisions. I look like a fucking idiot scratching my balls sometimes.


Thanks guys, appreciate your input here, 2026 will be the year I get it done then :n00bslayer:


Look to see if they are trying to clinically approve vasogel in your country.

Last I looked itll be on the market in the us towards the end of 26


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: GenesisCorrupted]
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GenesisCorrupted said:
AZ Starman2112 said:
@Beef - Yeah man shoulder is tough too. I tore my R rotator cuff right off the bone. 5 anchors to hold it in place. Terrible recovery. Couldn’t wipe my own ass the first two weeks. Total of 5 months out of work.


I take it you're a member of the bidet brotherhood now.
:borfase:


I’ve heard those are good, but no. I have a really genuinely loving and understanding wife who did what she had to do! 😂

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: tryptkaloids]
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tryptkaloids said:
Look to see if they are trying to clinically approve vasogel in your country.

Last I looked itll be on the market in the us towards the end of 26


Sounds great, can't find anything about if my country will approve this though :strokebeard:


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 2
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GenesisCorrupted said:
AZ Starman2112 said:
@Beef - Yeah man shoulder is tough too. I tore my R rotator cuff right off the bone. 5 anchors to hold it in place. Terrible recovery. Couldn’t wipe my own ass the first two weeks. Total of 5 months out of work.


I take it you're a member of the bidet brotherhood now.
:borfase:


I am. Discovered the wonders of the butt sprayer when I was in Tokyo and I will never go back to a regular toilet seat if I can help it. Total game changer!

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: AZ Starman2112] * 5
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They have a really low profile easy to fit in $20 bidet on Amazon right now.

Treat yourself. The amount of toilet paper that you will save will astound you.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: GenesisCorrupted]
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GenesisCorrupted said:
They have a really low profile easy to fit in $20 bidet on Amazon right now.

Treat yourself. The amount of toilet paper that you will save will astound you.


Not sure if I want cold water spraying my butthole!

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: AZ Starman2112] * 1
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Minty fresh, brother!

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 4
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I will always upvote butt sprayer recommendations.

And don't get me started on hemorrhoid war stories. After the final surgery, the nurse told me mine wasn't the largest she had ever seen, but it was a close second place.

Don't click it.
Imagine if you will laying naked on your side on the bathroom floor trying to shove a fist sized tumor back inside your rectum so you can crawl back into bed the night before surgery. Not to mention the cattle prodder they shove inside to cauterize the remaining unhealed tissue in the follow up visits.
I warned you.

Still worth it in the end.

Don't sit on the toilet reading. Get an egg timer and then get up.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: ReverendMyc] * 1
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Oh they thought about you!
There is an option where you can run a hotline to it and have a perfectly temperature controlled bidet experience.

Personally. The cold water does not matter at all when you're using it. If anything it's refreshing. But they do have the same model that I was talking about with the hot option for the same price. At least that was the case when I had purchased mine. Shouldn't be hard to run to the sink that's in the bathroom.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: GenesisCorrupted]
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@Rev - fuck bro. Sounds like hell man. Damn.

@Gen - only one problem. Sink & toilet are on opposite side of the bathroom and no electricity by the toilet. 👎🏻

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Kloakk] * 3
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Kloakk said:
I've been thinking about getting the snipp for a couple of years, I'm not having any more children, so that's not it, what I'm scared of is those rare occasions were people have pain for years :uhoh:


Here's a story you'll enjoy.  My first one, they did with a local anesthetic and a single keyhole incision.

Problem is, I have a high tolerance for locals - thick nerve sheaths according to a dental surgeon - and usually require double- or triple-doses.

I did warn them.  But the vasectomy surgeons didn't check to make sure I was numb before they started cutting.

I nearly jumped off the fucking table

The recovery time was fast for me.  I just happened to be the lucky 1-in-4000 (or whatever it is) whose vasectomy heals itself.  When they tested me over subsequent months, my number which was supposed to be zero kept rising exponentially, until at 900k they decided maybe it hadn't worked :lol:

The second one they did under general, since they wanted to have a nice leisurely look-around in there.  But again, the recovery was just a few days, and I got my desired result.

No pain, no noticeable side-effects of any kind, and even the scars are tiny and difficult to find.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: AZ Starman2112] * 1
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I just go with the cold. Never bothers me, even though I was a little apprehensive at first.

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: andymc]
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Holy shit. I've had the exact same thing happen. But I tried to roll and jump as if it were a fight and by acting so stupid got jabbed in the testicle. What a mess.

Ah brrr. Memories. At least mine promptly gave up the fight and I was sterile upon first inspection. My recovery time was, well it took longer.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: AstroSporeFiend]
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AstroSporeFiend said:
I am. Discovered the wonders of the butt sprayer when I was in Tokyo changer!


We were there recently, and our little daughters also seemed quite fond of the front sprayer for ladies, sitting there giggling and pressing the button :lmafo:


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