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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Breadly710]
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Breadly710 said:
andymc said:
Breadly710 said:
Congrats Hippie! I’m healing up from making sure I don’t have any more kids 😂


Good luck mate.  I had to have 2 of those.  The first one didn't 'take' :butcher:



I hope it takes, Apparently I had a bunch of scar tissue from skateboarding and it was rough.



If I had to do it again I wouldn’t. Two things I never recommend is sinus surgery and vasectomies. My tiny scars are itchy sometimes and I feel it reduced the amount of semen I put out. Sinus surgery is a whole other fuckery. The worst shit ever.

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: AZ Starman2112]
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Worst surgery I've ever heard described to me and the one that the person who received it said they regretted by far the most was hemorrhoid surgery.

He said it was incredibly painful and the effectiveness was very short-lived.

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: GenesisCorrupted]
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GenesisCorrupted said:
Worst surgery I've ever heard described to me and the one that the person who received it said they regretted by far the most was hemorrhoid surgery.

He said it was incredibly painful and the effectiveness was very short-lived.



I’ve heard that’s bad as well as having an anal fissure repaired is supposedly a terrible recovery and healing.

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: AZ Starman2112] * 1
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done that actually. opoid addiction has some consequences you dont even consider

i dont talk about the worst medical procedure iver ever been through.  makes me shiver and sweat to think about but the SECOND worst was actually shoulder surgery.  scapular decompression and rotator cuff repair. fuck ME there are so many nerves in shoulders.  had me thinking "just cut it off ffs"

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: AZ Starman2112] * 2
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AZ Starman2112 said:
Breadly710 said:
andymc said:
Breadly710 said:
Congrats Hippie! I’m healing up from making sure I don’t have any more kids 😂


Good luck mate.  I had to have 2 of those.  The first one didn't 'take' :butcher:



I hope it takes, Apparently I had a bunch of scar tissue from skateboarding and it was rough.



If I had to do it again I wouldn’t. Two things I never recommend is sinus surgery and vasectomies. My tiny scars are itchy sometimes and I feel it reduced the amount of semen I put out. Sinus surgery is a whole other fuckery. The worst shit ever.



I have to have complete reconstructive surgery on my sinuses and nasal passages.

As well as a rhino plasti and septo plasti from having many many broken noses that went unaddressed  over a 10 year period.


It was so bad my insurance covered it even though it was  considered Cosmetic surgery.  They still deemed it absolutely necessary to better my life and health.

The surgery took 7 hours completely reconstructing everything. gave me a chance to breathe normally.

My septum was deviated in three different places from the tip to the top.  It was like a crooked snake making an s.

Only like 27% total breathability. One of my nostrils basically was down to like 12% functionality..

Living like that was absolute hell. I couldn't sleep ever.

always fucked up getting sick and having all sorts of congestion issues.

When I got up in the morning I had to spend like 30 minutes clearing out my nose and throat in the sink.

One of the most annoying things I ever had to deal with in my life.

The whole reconstructing  recovery  process and everything sucked but it was definitely worth it.

My life changed after that. It got a thousand times better. The first time I was able to smell again it was like having a superpower.  Crazy.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: AZ Starman2112]
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AZ Starman2112 said:
GenesisCorrupted said:
Worst surgery I've ever heard described to me and the one that the person who received it said they regretted by far the most was hemorrhoid surgery.

He said it was incredibly painful and the effectiveness was very short-lived.



I’ve heard that’s bad as well as having an anal fissure repaired is supposedly a terrible recovery and healing.




Fuck! This is embarrassing but... o well. im dealing with that all that right now.  .  Also because of opiates In The past.

I've been dealing with it for like 10 years because of no insurance.

We just got insurance like 6 months ago.  but my wife  lost her job a few days ago:cryariver: and now we're kinda screwed again. We lose it at the end of the month.

Unfortunately I did not even have a chance to get into a doctor to get that stuff looked at and figured out but it definitely sounds scary. And absolutely has to be done.

Edited by callmehippie (12/19/25 03:57 AM)

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: callmehippie]
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@Beef - Yeah man shoulder is tough too. I tore my R rotator cuff right off the bone. 5 anchors to hold it in place. Terrible recovery. Couldn’t wipe my own ass the first two weeks. Total of 5 months out of work. Very successful surgery though. No issues since thankfully.

@Hippe - damn you sound like you went through worse than me. I just had a badly deviated septum and polyps. Unfortunately the Dr fucked up my surgery horribly. Left a perforation in my nose between my nostrils the size of a dime. It made things unbearably worse and there is now way to repair it. Been suffering with this for over 30 years since. Bleeding, sinus infections, terrible breathing at night, changed the shape of my nostril entry holes. Tried to get it repaired a year later by another doctor and the doc thought I was a coke addict who burned out my nose until I showed him my medical records. Could sue the original doctor because no doctor wanted to testify against another doctor. So here I am today and it sucks.

Sorry to hear about the wife’s job. Hopefully one of you will pick up something with benefits. Can a place even fire a pregnant woman these days?

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: AZ Starman2112] * 5
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I hate working out of town sometimes. But It does help me not finger fuck my jars daily. So I look forward to seeing my jars when I get home tomorrow lol.

Hope to finally spawn some shit on my off days. Probably 2 12qt tubs and 4-5 shoeboxes. Lots of shit coming up at once.


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: MycoKyle]
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Shoulder surgery sucks, the recovery sucks! I had an AC rebuilt (mountain bike injury) due to a complete detachment. That pain for the first week was terrible! Trying to sleep in that brace was impossible and it took years for the pain to go away. Not all the pain but most of it. When it rains like today I feel it!

Vasectomy wasn’t as easy as I was told it would be. Apparently the older you are when you get it the longer the recovery. Took almost three weeks for that dull pain to go away.


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The Hitchikers Guide to the Shroomery

Sometimes you just have to shut up and color!
~CMS Wilbur

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: OLDDAD77]
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Anyone ever heard of vasogel? Waiting till its on the market to make that move


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"Remember, kids, the difference between science and screwing around is writing it down" -adam savage
Flowchart for Recommended plan of action.
Learn the tried and true way to grow mushrooms
Use the Damn search engine
After you know what you're doing, take a break 
Pick a book, Make some chips!
Josex said:Don't take the site seriously bro, ain't worth it.
 

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: tryptkaloids]
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tryptkaloids said:
Anyone ever heard of vasogel? Waiting till its on the market to make that move



Male contraception? Haven't heard of it, but that'd be legit if it did it's job. I already got snipped, but I'm prayin for yall.


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Hitchhikers Guide to The Shroomery

Shine on forever, shine on benevolent son
Shine down upon the severed
Shine until the two become one

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Breadly710] * 4
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Congrats on a healthy developing human, Hippie!

Breadly710 said:
Congrats Hippie! I’m healing up from making sure I don’t have any more kids 😂



Yeah when your balls are black and blue, you don't feel too lively, but after that it fucking rocks.


The holidays have started for the rest of the family too. One of the rare occasions to drink alcohol. My fave beer



True confession: I couldn't upload something and have done something with my phone's camera, now the pics are in a lower resolution and I don't have to wait ridiculously long for them to upload anymore. Not ashamed to admit that it feels as if I've engineered a bridge to a different solar system.


Typed it and realized that's just the alcohol kicking in. W/e


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No nation, no border
Fight law and order


Species grown so far

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: ThurmanMurman]
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ThurmanMurman said:
tryptkaloids said:
Anyone ever heard of vasogel? Waiting till its on the market to make that move



Male contraception? Haven't heard of it, but that'd be legit if it did it's job. I already got snipped, but I'm prayin for yall.



It's basically a gel dam for your vas deferense that can be cleared by a saline injection


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"Remember, kids, the difference between science and screwing around is writing it down" -adam savage
Flowchart for Recommended plan of action.
Learn the tried and true way to grow mushrooms
Use the Damn search engine
After you know what you're doing, take a break 
Pick a book, Make some chips!
Josex said:Don't take the site seriously bro, ain't worth it.
 

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: tryptkaloids]
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OoooooHhhhh my kinda day!


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The Hitchikers Guide to the Shroomery

Sometimes you just have to shut up and color!
~CMS Wilbur

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Churpee Choozle] * 1
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Churpee Choozle said:
Yeah when your balls are black and blue, you don't feel too lively, but after that it fucking rocks.


The holidays have started for the rest of the family too. One of the rare occasions to drink alcohol. My fave beer






My balls were never black & blue from the procedure, but not having to worry does rock! Then my wife got an ablation and my snipping became a moot point.

That beer is 🔥 enjoy and cheers! 🍻

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: AZ Starman2112]
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AZ Starman2112 said:
My balls were never black & blue from the procedure, but not having to worry does rock! Then my wife got an ablation and my snipping became a moot point.

That beer is 🔥 enjoy and cheers! 🍻



I've been thinking about getting the snipp for a couple of years, I'm not having any more children, so that's not it, what I'm scared of is those rare occasions were people have pain for years :uhoh:


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“All Fungi are edible.

Some fungi are only edible once.”
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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: OLDDAD77] * 1
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Churpee Choozle said:
The holidays have started for the rest of the family too. One of the rare occasions to drink alcohol. My fave beer





I love that beer! One of the best!

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: AZ Starman2112]
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Thanks! We've devolved to these :cookiemonster:

Once this one is done I'm calling it a day, something something low tolerance.



Pre-edit: kloakk, I was worried about that too. Had some complications too (hence the black balls). But really. 10/10 would advice.


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No nation, no border
Fight law and order


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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Churpee Choozle] * 1
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I need to go pick up some Belgians. It is Christmas, after all. And since it’s brewed by monks, I’d say it’s kosher.

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Re: The Cultivation Confessional Booth - The Unofficial Cultivation Off Topic Discussion. [Re: Kloakk]
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Kloakk said:
AZ Starman2112 said:
My balls were never black & blue from the procedure, but not having to worry does rock! Then my wife got an ablation and my snipping became a moot point.

That beer is 🔥 enjoy and cheers! 🍻



I've been thinking about getting the snipp for a couple of years, I'm not having any more children, so that's not it, what I'm scared of is those rare occasions were people have pain for years :uhoh:



No pain. Not even from the procedure. Itching. Yes. Right where the tiny scars are from the incisions. I look like a fucking idiot scratching my balls sometimes.

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