Auto-SummaryThe author shares their experience with consuming a specific dosage of psilocybin (b+ cubes) every other Thursday for six months. The process involves fasting, dehydration, and specific consumption instructions. The author experiences intense nausea, a reduction in chronic asthma symptoms, and profound introspection during the trip. They note the importance of having emotional support, like from their wife, during the experience. After the trip, they report feeling healthier, happier, and more connected to themselves and others. The author emphasizes the potential of this process for personal growth and understanding.
Pull up a seat kiddos, fap off, grab a coffee, whatever, let's trip.
About me
Average guy, late 30's, family, may come across as a bitter asshole but I truly do care deeply about each and everyone of you crazy stupid fuckers.
Have read so many books, parsed this site, other sites and random fap forums to reduce fact from fiction around mushroom cultivation. Set off on a pretty specific route with some planned intentions, succeeding in cultivating some garbage grows that I'm really proud of.
I get my sense of humor somewhere between the fake moon landings, people tugging to RR dvds, and Larry David.
I make a living reading things super smart people write and break them down into chunks small children can consume. I love what I do, its fucking awesome. Ends up making you come across like a bitter asshole though as thousands of engineering details are ignored, for processes to eventually break down and for people to ask for the same information over and over again. I see alot of malpractice everyday and have signed alot of NDAs. Can't really say much more about that because I'll be sued, so yeah. 
I like the outdoors and fishing. Cities and crowded places suck ass. People chewing with their mouth wide open and spitting shit everywhere pisses me off.
If you get to close to me I'll probably think your fucking retarded. I really am not a touchy person, touching is reserved for my wife and children.
I see alot of pain in this world, its pretty fucking clowned to be honest.
This week I recieved a warning from the admins for taking things a little too far. Sorry about that, really don't know what the fuck I'm doing really. I don't think anyone does honestly.
Science
- For 6 months, every other Thursday take 10g freshly picked and dehydrated b+ cube
- Consume raw dog within 2 minutes with 4oz of distilled water + sea salt
- Follow the process (continue reading)
- Don't be a fucking pussy (continue reading)
- This equates to 4-5 trips
Pre-trip
- Fast for 3 days (M-W)
- Nothing but distilled water + sea salt + potassium
- Wednesday 8:00PM pick fresh mushrooms and throw them in the dehydrator
- Thursday morning take some water + sea salt + potassium + creatine
- Thursday morning prepare meat (cow / pig) in the slow cooker
- Thursday evening 8:00PM tuck the kids in, finish up some chores and make sure the wife is stable and doesn't need anything
gobble gobble gobble
Thursday evening sometime shortly after 8:00PM take the mushrooms
Hop on the computer and hang out with my friends online, maybe play some stupid fucking game or something
10 minute mark
My shit hits in 10 minutes, not because its super awesome, but because I do things more correctly up until taking the mushrooms. You can read about this stuff in various places, some smart people figured this out awhile ago.
10-20 minute mark
Pretty intense nausea. Not the type of nausea that makes you want to vomit, but the kind that makes you think you just took a bunch of poison on an empty stomach, because that's exactly what you did.
Instant reduction in medical symptoms (chronic asthma). This maintains course (no asthma symptoms) for the next 9 hours.
I stopped going to the doctors 10 years ago, quick my medications cold turkey, because I kept getting the feeling they had no idea what they were talking about. Test after test, everything looked good. Try this they would say with their white labcoat flabbing around skin particles from other patients.
Long story short, apparently in all of the history of all modern medicine and billions of dollars of research they forgot that mushrooms are a nature antihistamine. Someone should let them know.
20-60 minute mark
This is where we stop tracking time (mostly) because its retarded to track time beyond the first couple minutes. Your body is in complete shock and running a fever. Your seeing all sorts of neat things and can feel and hear things your dick prevents you from usually seeing.
Kids chase these things, things you can see. That's just retarded and non-nonsensical and isn't going to really give you any insight into the trip. It's litterly just your body trying not to die. I do admit though, euphoric as shit, its pretty fucking cool.
60 minute mark
Give the wife some smooches and tell her I'm fucking tripping absolute balls, are stable and happy, and are going to lay down in the bedroom.
61 minute mark
Put a hoodie on, increase body heat. I like to not be wearing a hoodie before the 60 minute mark because it allows some extra FAE against your skin while your body tries to figure out if this is the end or not.
61 > until the wife lays down
Snuggled up under the sheets sweating your absolute balls off, paralyzed almost you get to think about some pretty cool introspective things:
- Like how happy you are for being alive
- Who is god
- Am i god
Really its alot of very personal things. You sitting their mouth clenched with a slight metallic taste in your mouth, stomach and body on fire. Sounds intense, it is, but is totally worth it:
- I clean breath deeply and fully
- I clean hold breath for multiple minutes at a time
- I can pretend like I'm smart enough to control different breathing patterns
The walls buzz, crackle and crawl. The faint beat of the mushroom drum in the distance knowing everything is going to be ok.
tldr; I can fucking breath. Fuck yeah!
?
Wife comes in any lays down, naked and fucking sexy af. I say "hi honey, sorry beds a soaking mess lol". She sais "it's ok honey, I love you, you do you.". Immediate bliss and euphoria:
You see folks, when your tripping balls its very important to have validation. This can come in alot of forms. For me, that comes from my wife. She doesn't get all bent out of shape that I'm tripping balls because she knows I can actually breath.
She's been with me through multiple asthma attacks and knows the difference between me feeling like a complete sluggish asshole and when I can breath and am full of life.
?
I rest my hand on my wife's chest and rub her gently. She moans, but not in a sexual way. She feels safe and provided for. She feels at ease to goto bed.
This is where the real work starts. Under the influence of the mushroom you can sense tension and provide supernatural support and healing to people that are more stressed than you.
The wife falls fast asleep. The tension of her body close to mine feels amazing.
this is private
Until sunrise I lay still (snuggled under the covers) and meditate. I think about alot of things. These are very personal things to me and nothing I would ever share. Pretty much though you understand that god is within everyone, and that the world is full of complete shit. Most people are pathological liars, cheats, thieves, and abusers. Some people are cool though, you learn your not alone.
I can see fractually in the dark through this point which I think is pretty cool. I experience time dilatation and skipping.
I work through what stressed me out the last two weeks. Try to understand how I can be a better person. How I can give back. How I can reach more people that have mental illness in hopes that a different perspective may aid their personal journey.
sunrise
Make some geometric shapes with my hands. Send a blessing and thank you out into the world. Get up and take a piss. Get out of the drenched clothes. Put on a fresh pair of undies.
Observe my bathroom after glowing and shimmering, stare at it for awhile in awe and beauty.
pretend like sleeping is possible
Head back to bed (usually 5AM or so) and put an eye shade on. Realize that shimmering bits of light still make it through and I'm still tripping.
Onset of headache from dehydration, drink some water. Cuddle up and wait for the misses to wake (8AM).
go to work
Watch everyone around me be miserable as fuck while I'm pretty fucking happy and full of light. Grab some coffee. Eat a shit ton of meat. Check out what new things Beef hates today on the shroomery. See who got fucking roasted from the night before on the shroomery. Update diaries.
results
Consistent high, no variation between trips. Gained muscle mass. Lost belly fat. Feel fucking fantastic and euphoric. Can't say I've unlocked the sequence of things to the secrets of the universe but this process has brought me closer to knowing myself and god.
More than ever when people see me they say "you look fucking great". I try to tell them about the process, they tell me they don't give af and go back to sipping their latte.
Edited by cardboardandsoap (10/10/25 05:57 PM)
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