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The Pub Can Cook * 2
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Seeing mystikals frozen dinner in the random photo thread got me thinking it may be a cry for help :lol: There's gotta be at least a couple of us that got easy to make/store/reheat recipes right?

Share you're easy recipes here. Lazier the better. I'm a big fan of meal prepping shit in the crock pot so I don't have to be bothered during the week to make food for work so here's my super low effort white chicken chili

4 chicken breast (3-4 lbs)
2 cans of rotel tomato with chilies
2 cans corn drained
1 can each red and black beans drained and rinsed
4 packs McCormick white chili seasoning
2 blocks of cream cheese

Throw everything but the cream cheese in the crockpot on high for about 3 hours or until the chickens shreddable. Take the chicken out, shred it and toss it back in. Half an hour later toss in the cream cheese. Once the cream cheese is melted mix it all in and you're good.

If you want it spicy toss a few diced up peppers in at the start. My wife is made of weakness so I usually don't and just add some hot sauce later.

Frito scoops as spoons is godlike but thos damn things are like 7 dollars a bag now

Alright fam let's see what youve got. Save our people from frozen dinners


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Re: The Pub Can Cook [Re: boxtrotalpha] * 1
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Thai chili paste mix in coconut milk and vegetables and meat if you want.  Cook till tender.


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Re: The Pub Can Cook [Re: boxtrotalpha] * 3
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I want the companion thread "the pub can microwave"

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Re: The Pub Can Cook [Re: nooneman] * 1
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Frozen shrimp, don't even have to thaw them.

Heat a pan with any oil. I use a little bit of sesame oil with olive or vegetable oil. Doesn't really matter except for flavor.

Throw in as many shrimps as you want.

If your pan is super hot, the oil will pop due to ice/water on the frozen shrimp, so be careful. It will stop after a few seconds.

And literally add one thing. Soy sauce.
DON'T add too much. Just a few drops onto each shrimp.
Nothing else necessary.

Let them roast at medium-to-high heat for a few minutes, and flip each shrimp. Roast each side until it's how you like it.

They are fantastic when paired with potatoes. Especially roasted potatoes.

Once you get the hang of the rhythm it's one of the easiest recipes to throw together.

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Re: The Pub Can Cook [Re: elphie]
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I cook all the time


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: The Pub Can Cook [Re: gopher]
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Meth don’t count.


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Enjoy the process of your search without succumbing to the pressure of the result.

A Dorito is pizza, change my mind.

I’m sorry it had to be me.

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Re: The Pub Can Cook [Re: christopera] * 1
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It does when you make it as pure as I do


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: The Pub Can Cook [Re: gopher] * 1
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I eat meth for breakfast never lunch or dinner though,  just a little something to wake me up.


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Re: The Pub Can Cook [Re: JonBongGroovy]
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Straight up after I found out about desoxyn I wanted to buy meth to try and dose 5mg or whatever the amount was every morning for focus and stuff, but then I found out desoxyn is timed release so the meth is instant release and wouldn't do the same thing


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: The Pub Can Cook [Re: gopher]
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I know we totally side tracked this thread, but the few times I tried meth I found little enjoyment. It's kind of the same with Adderal, but at least with that I can do it in public and drink like a fish.


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Enjoy the process of your search without succumbing to the pressure of the result.

A Dorito is pizza, change my mind.

I’m sorry it had to be me.

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Re: The Pub Can Cook [Re: christopera]
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I used to love snorting Adderall.


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Re: The Pub Can Cook [Re: boxtrotalpha]
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Thanks buddy. I should cook more.
I'm a big fan of kale smoothies and eat fruit n veggies. I order a lot of meals though And do frozen dinners during the week.  Ordering vegan burger and salad tonight.
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Re: The Pub Can Cook [Re: Mystikal]
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Take out and frozen dinners is what got me started on shit like bulk meal preps. I got to almost 100lbs over weight with cholesterol and blood pressure through the roof. Started looking into ways I could keep the convenience of 3 minutes in the microwave for dinner while eating better and fell in love with my crock pot. Fruits and salads too. Only problem is now I've been at it for years and I don't really think or measure anything so "recipes" are pretty loose and hard to share


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Re: The Pub Can Cook [Re: boxtrotalpha] * 1
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I was arguing with chat gpt what to cook tonight, it was quarter to 10 at the time so I didn't want anything too filling, and it had to be easy to cook, and preferably low sugar cause I'm worried about my blood sugar at night, we settled on this

Ingredients

1 can of spam
Garlic powder
Prapika
Pepper
Yellow mustard
Melba toast crakcers

1) in a bowl mix 1 teaspoon prapika, 1 teaspoon garlic powder, and 1 teaspoon pepper

2) dice spam and add it to a dry pan at medium high heat

3) stir fry it around while sprinkling th amount of the spice mixture you want on it


4) when spam has crisped up remove from heat

5)eat spam onelba toast crackers with a squeeze of yellow mustard

It worked out well, pretty good, I don't feel too heavy before bed, a nice mix of protein fat and a little bit of carbs, if I had some dill pickles they would have went with it extremely well

Will make this again sometime when I need a quick meal

It was the first time I got spam crispy, I used to try and cook it at medium heat and it would never crisp, but AI said medium high and it crisped right up


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

Edited by gopher (07/16/25 10:35 PM)

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Re: The Pub Can Cook [Re: gopher] * 1
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Cispy fried spam is on another level compared to not. I used to hate the shit till I had it near burnt lol


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Re: The Pub Can Cook [Re: boxtrotalpha]
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Spam is a staple food here pretty much.


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Re: The Pub Can Cook [Re: JonBongGroovy]
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Spam is very good in my opinion, I wonder how (un) healthy it is though


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: The Pub Can Cook [Re: gopher]
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Very unhealthy.


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Re: The Pub Can Cook [Re: JonBongGroovy]
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Everything i make has to be either chicken or turkey for my dads diet and not too much fat so its complicated to make many things.


For the most part I make:

Chicken potatoes and corn
Chicken Quesadillas w/ gauc and Verde sauce
Chicken tacos w/ tomatoes, gauc and Verde suace
Grilled chicken and rice w/ avocado
Turkey chili
Turkey chopped cheese with caramelized onions
Chicken sausages w/ baked beans or some air fried fries etc
Turkey BLTA for my dad maple bacon BLTA for me

Thrn theres a few instances I can make my dad a salad and make myself pad thai or something like that.


And thats about it.

Id like to learn how to cook more things and just find more things to cook in general.

I lovvve food and love finding new dishes I love from different cultures and if I was just cooking for myself id be trying new things all the time. Id love to learn how to make Carbonora, bulgogi, fried rice, Pad See Ew, theres tons and tons of things I see that id like to make and cant.


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Edited by Seriously_trippin (07/17/25 05:31 PM)

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Re: The Pub Can Cook [Re: Seriously_trippin]
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I might have something for you if you've got a crock pot then.

Cheesey chicken and rice burritos. You might want to scale it down but they're burritos so they freeze and reheat very well

4 big chicken breast (3-4 lb)
Large jar of salsa
2 cans of beans drained and rinsed
Bunch of taco seasoning (I get the El pass stuff in a shaker cause I'm lazy AF)
2 cups of rice of your choosing
Hot sauce of choice
A 4 cup bag of Mexican style Shredded cheese
2 packs of the big burrito tortillas

Toss everything but the rice and cheese in the crock pot on high for 3 hours. Take the chicken out, shred it and put it back in. Let it simmer for another hour or so to get the flavors in the chicken. Turn it off and mix in the cheese and rice and stir till the cheese all melts.

The worst part is rolling all the burritos but if you roll something else first it helps :bigblunt:

Helpful tip for the rolling part, rip squares of aluminum foil and stack them in front of you corner first. Then you can just grab a tortilla roll it and wrap it in foil for the fridge/freezer


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