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notapillow
I want to be a fisherman
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Re: pub campfire [Re: Ripple]
#2697951 - 05/18/04 05:44 PM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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ya but bigfoot was younger then now we have to deal with the full grown one
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Ripple
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Re: pub campfire [Re: Ripple]
#2697953 - 05/18/04 05:44 PM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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and if i lost .....he ate me!
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phi1618
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Re: pub campfire [Re: Ripple]
#2697952 - 05/18/04 05:44 PM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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notapillow
I want to be a fisherman
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Re: pub campfire [Re: Ripple]
#2697955 - 05/18/04 05:45 PM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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paw will eat u if u dont post a story
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phi1618
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Re: pub campfire [Re: Ripple]
#2697956 - 05/18/04 05:45 PM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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phi1618
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Re: pub campfire [Re: phi1618]
#2697962 - 05/18/04 05:45 PM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ripple's dead - he got ate by bigfoot
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Adom
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Okay, onetime I was fishing about a mile and half back in the sticks at a little pond full of perch, walleye, bass and pan fish. I had my boyhood buddy with me we were both around 14 and not yet driving, we had been dropped off early in the morning and spent the day out in the woods. It had got hot as all hell and we decided to go swimming. I had old pants on and I decided I would cut off the legs and swim in those. My friend had boxers and just took his pants off and dove in.
I asked for his knife and cut one leg off just fine, I cut most of the way thru the right leg when I got to the seam I had a bit of trouble so I grabbed it firmly and gave the knife a yank, I had it at an angle and slipped and I stabbed myself in the wrist. Blood shot out about 5 feet and I let out a loud "fuck me!" or some other obsenity. Knowing how fast I was bleeding and how far back in the woods we were I hollered at my friend who was in the middle of the pond that I was heading up to the farm a mile and half away. He was still confused and was swimming back, I had been holding my wrist I walked out to the end of the dock to show him my wound and blood shot out to about 3 inches from his face. I didn't even bother putting my shoes on I just took off holding my wrist tight above my head. I started feeling faint right away. I knew I shouldn't run but I did for some of it anyways. My heart was pounding, I was sweating and getting dizzy, luckily someone was home when I arrived at the house. The owners kids had just shown up with their two young children, they were the first ones I met, the poor things, I had blood all over my face, down my bare chest all over my shredded torn up pants and I was barefoot, I can just about imagine what they thought. The father tossed me in the back of his van and drove me to the local hostpitol.
I had cut a small atterry in my hand, If I had any deeper or severed it, I would of never made it back to that farm place they told me. I would of passed out on the walk and bleed to death.
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Requiem
More Better
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Re: pub campfire [Re: Ripple]
#2697979 - 05/18/04 05:53 PM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Ripple said: and if i lost .....he ate me!
And how do you know he would eat you, I thought he was a vegantarin(sp).
-------------------- "I want your Soul. I will eat your soul." -Aphex Twin
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Spooge
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Edited by Spooge (11/18/12 11:49 AM)
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Adom
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Re: pub campfire [Re: Spooge]
#2697994 - 05/18/04 05:56 PM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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hehee, that first one reminds me of the time my aunt left me at 3 in her car running at the gas station. I tossed into drive and drove right thru the front of the gas station. Took out an entire wall of cigarettes.
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kosmic_charlie
Truckin' in style
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I just remember this story. It's kinda funny.
Years ago my friend and I went to buy some LSD. I didn't know the guy we were buying it from. My friend said we were going to where he works to pick it up. It turns out this guy works at Radio Shack (an electronics store in case you don't know). So we go in the store and there he is. Then we follow him into the back room for employees only. It was really shady. There was a camera pointing at us as the deal went down. I asked "Isn't it a bad idea to do this in front of the camera?" And he just shrugged it off saying something about how it's not even on or something. It was just a really goofy situation. He didn't have much so I bought two sugar cubes. He told me to take only one because they were strong. I left the store a happy man. I ended up taking both of them a few days later and tripped really really hard. I couldn't even construct a sentence. I went to my freind's house accross the street and he came to the door to let me in. He was on the phone so I sat on the couch and waited for him to get off. Then he suddenly went upstairs and I waited in slience for about 5 minutes (seemed like an eternity). I thought that my friend had somehow gone inside of my head and was controlling my thoughts. Weird shit. Then he finally came down and I told him what was up. I had some shrooms for him so he ate those right away and then we listened to some Dead and it was a magical day. The end.
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wandrnshaman
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...or the beginning?
I bought 20 hits of blotter once & the sheet was folded. Dude didn't know he'd just sold me 40 hits for the price of 20! That was a new years eve around 87, I think. We were having a huge acid party in Birmingham, AL.
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shaundotcom
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Re: pub campfire [Re: Ripple]
#2708196 - 05/20/04 08:17 PM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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one time, me and two of my friends took shrooms and we were all residing at one of their houses. at some point, my friends mother calls and leaves a message on my phone saying 'you forgot to print these papers'. my friend completely flipped out and ran out the door in the middle of winter with no jacket. apparantly, the entire time he was running home, he was loudly talking to himself and crying. when he arrived at his house, he pulled it off like he was on nothing, and his father gave him a ride back to where we were. during the whole senario when my friend is running home, me and the other kid just sat in his house, on his futon watching the cooking channel and listening to artists like DJ shadow and fizzarum on full blast (if you ever trip, i HIGHLY recommend you listen to IDM.) all i really remember from watching this was the cook was cutting onions and when i looked at the computer screen it was very wavy. we just sat there for a good 30 minutes...it was the peak of my trip..it was so awesome. we eventually decide to leave and take the dog for a drive (it sounded like an incredible idea at the moment) and low and behold--the other friend runs in the door screaming: I'M BAAAACCCKKKK!!! it seemed like the happiest moment of my life when he ran through that door. then we all left and drove the dog around.
it was nuts.
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Phishgrrl
Walking in thetall trees...
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One time I was at a Jerry show. It was his 50th birthday show. I was so STOKED. But we were on Jerry tour and I had lost my shoes the day before. I waited in line (Irvine) forever and when I got to the front to get in, they turned me away because of no shoes. I wandered around just crying....it was Jerry's birthday! Finally a kind soul asked what was wrong. When I told him, he gave me his shoes. He was so sweet! Then I got in and got to sneak real close to the front. We all sang Happy Birthday to Jerry during the show. It was real special! The end.
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notapillow
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Re: pub campfire [Re: Phishgrrl]
#2708843 - 05/20/04 10:49 PM (19 years, 9 months ago) |
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wow i forgot bout my little thread here lets see now storys....storys.... AHA! ok once wen i was a around 12 me and my freind got high for likr the 3rd time of second hand smoke at a this concert so any way we wer real stoned and it was pretty obvious too we went over to one of those big inflatable slides they rent for carnivals and stuff. it was huge probly like 50 ft tall it cost 2 bucks to ride it 3 times and we each spent about 20- 30 dollers on that thing just running up to the top then rolling all the way down it laghing our asses of we rode it sooo much they just started letting us go for free then wen i asked my freind if he wanted to go get somthing to eat he said :no man i gotta save this money to buy stuff" and the girl running the slide who knew we wer high was like "what kinda stuff " and my freind was like "uhhh.....puffer fish" the girl and us wer laghing so hard not only cus of how incriminating that sounded but because he actualy was gonna buy puffer fish good times in fact that concert is like a week away i hope they have the slide
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wandrnshaman
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You two were going to smoke the puffer fish weren't ya?
I like phishgirl's story the best, so far.
Wish I'd been to that show!
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notapillow
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BUMP! oh and what a bump it is
this truly is a classic pub thread lets keep it going
whos got a good campfire story
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Scratcher
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copy/paste from an old post:
I smoked one and was going through some old pictures when I came across this one which I hadn't seen in a long time and started reminiscing. Four friends and I were sitting around bored one spring day and decided to each pitch in 30 bucks and buy this 1971 Plymouth Sattelite station wagon which was in the paper for $150. We went and picked it up and on the freeway home the muffler came flying off so from day one it was the loudest fucker you've ever heard (had some big ass V8). It just so happened that my car had recently broken down with perfectly good insurance on it (mandatory here and expensive) so I transfered it onto this car and we named it the 'Marauder'. It was basically just a cruise/party car that we all just shared and took out on the weekends. We spray painted the shit out of it way worse than this pic shows and then the best part was we borrowed my neighbors power hack saw and cut the entire roof off of it. It had one of those bench seats at the back that faces backwards so we had a convertible that sat nine comfortably. This shitheap got ALOT of looks. On one side in big letters was spray painted 'we brake for sluts', this got lots of laughs and a few pissed off parents at red lights. One night we were at the drive-in and decided to leave early but the 10 foot chain link gate was still shut so in my drunkeness I let my friends talk me into crashing the gate so that's what I did. It was such a stupid thing to do, the gate didn't pop open, it just ripped out of the ground in one piece and bounced off the windshied almost decapitating all of us. We got chased and caught and busted. We stuck by our story of it being an accident and that we just panicked and took off and I got away with it. The only thing that sucked was my insurance company had to replace the gate so my insurance rates doubled. Next my buddy borrowed the car to go to the store and rearended some guy and I had to make another claim and my rates doubled again. This car has become almost a legend with my group of friends lately because what's weird is that we partied with this car for about 6 months and as far as we know there are no pictures in existence of it after the roof was cut off which sucks because it was quite the sight. My dad freaked on me in the fall when it sat for two weeks in the alley behind our house with a few inches of rain in it. I had no place to store it for the winter though so I took it to the auto wreckers and got 25 bucks for it. I heard from a few different people years later who'd been to this place that they didn't wreck it, they thought is was unique so they put it on display just inside the gates. Anyways, this pic brought back alot of memories for me, I could write a small book on the adventures we had in that car. This pic was around 1985 I believe, I'm the one laying across the roof with the slurpee.
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danlennon3
LivingIsEasyWithEyesClosed.....
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Re: pub campfire [Re: Scratcher]
#6063478 - 09/15/06 01:23 AM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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-------------------- "Psychedelics should be used not to escape reality, but to embrace it"
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ZippoZ
Knomadic
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okay i have a good one for you,
while driving from cali to chicago several years back in the winter right after nye, with more "shit" in the car than i have ever dared to touch to this date...
I was in wyoming, when the most beautiful sunset appeared. as if it was fate there was a rest stop 3 miles ahead, i gunned the car up to 110 and raced the sun.
i got to the rest stop and pulled off to the exit ramp and started slowing down.... then i hit the ice. I was still going about 55 mph with no chance of stopping before i came up on the cars ahead of me withch were...
1 propane tanker 1 wyoming state police officer 1 toyota suv, brand new 1 wrecked burnt out car jutting into the roadway.
now there was only 7 feet of clearance between the propane tanker and the wrecked car. Then i started to fish tail.....
my back end swung to the right... then back to the left headed towards the propane tanker, 10 feet away i tried to re-correct the steering as it swung back.... as i kissed my ass goodbye......
amazingly i passed through the tanker and the wreck alive, then i totally lost control and did a 360 spin, and crashed, perfectly into an angled parking spot, as my car died.
i thought for sure i was fucked, with the cop there, but i went so fast he must have not seen me.
after the crash i got out of the car, i a t-shirt in the snow and ice, and rolled on the ground lauging as the owner of the toyota suv starred in dis-belief at what he had just witnessed
i have a picture soemwhere
and yes i took the picture of the sunset !
-------------------- PEACE zippoz "in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption" "People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."
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