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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread [Re: Mr Piggy] * 4
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Mr Piggy said:
LewDoja said:
I've had my eye on Churpee Choozle







If no objections....Then it's official!


Churpee Choozle

You're hardly a noob, but since only have been registered for a few months, this award is your's!

I appreciate you're knowledge and willingness to help out, not just in the :mushroom2: cult either. Very well rounded.

:congrats:

And in spirit of continuing Beef's tradition, if you need any new genetics :pm: me. Journal has trade list (although not completed/updated)
:wobble:

Edited by LewDoja (01/06/25 01:14 PM)

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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread [Re: LewDoja] * 7
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:dosinralph:

I am honored! Walking in the shadows of giants here...!

But yeah. Been lurking since 2009, 2010ish. Never got over the 'don't dox yourself on the internet' thing.

Finally joining was a really good decision. Did my fair share of growing, but compared to you guys, throwing canopy after canopy, I'm gutter level noob. So much to learn. I hope to be able to contribute something to the community in the future! Thanks fam!


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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread [Re: Churpee Choozle] * 5
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Churpee Choozle said:
I am honored! Walking in the shadows of giants here...




:specialralph:

I'm a cultivator.


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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread [Re: Mr Piggy] * 5
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Holy shmear. I really feel honored, but there's also a honorarium? I just discussed a ceiling to the amount of species with my wife, but she's like: do your biz, you smile a lot atm.

Want to use the occasion to again thank Tweeq for the IWL print. Reading the papuana thread pulled me over the line re: joining the boards. But the pioneering aspect of 'growing the undefined' tickled something that had been asleep for a long time. That childlike feeling that around the next corner, some weird Arcadia might unfold.


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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread [Re: Churpee Choozle] * 3
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Churpee Choozle said:
Holy shmear. I really feel honored, but there's also a honorarium? I just discussed a ceiling to the amount of species with my wife, but she's like: do your biz, you smile a lot atm.

Want to use the occasion to again thank Tweeq for the IWL print. Reading the papuana thread pulled me over the line re: joining the boards. But the pioneering aspect of 'growing the undefined' tickled something that had been asleep for a long time. That childlike feeling that around the next corner, some weird Arcadia might unfold.


Hell yeah man. Im glad this has brought you something positive, and I'm glad you've got a wife that likes to see you smile. Sounds like a keeper.

I totally relate to the desire for sailing uncharted seas and I'll be there just as soon as I feel confident in the basics.

Glad you're here. 🤘


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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread [Re: LewDoja] * 5
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Okay fam we got a live wire here.

Potato11teen

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six posts and im impressed.

first of all.  the name.  potato11teen.  fuck n a thats a shroomy name.  love it. 

he made it clear thay hes actually 30 years old.

so then he starts a dropping comments helping out other noobs like "well im just a rookie but" and then proceeds to say exactly the right things.  Im takin a chance on this one, hes only six posts in but I have a great feeling about it.

Come on down Potatoteen.  youre officially one of us.  dont ever let it go to your head this place is a curse ha. 

round of applause for potatoteen.  lets get this dude some cultures.


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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread [Re: BeefExtreme]
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Fuck yeah, agreed. Unofficially seconded.


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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread [Re: KlarnEvil9] * 2
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Hopefully more experienced cultivators can come in, I don't exactly know what I'm talking about, but nothing gets people talking faster than a wrong opinion.


💯
Even just a word totally unrelated but used as an example gets the crickets chirping.

I dig their style, reading and learning and then applying exactly what was read=successfully cultivated :mushroom2:


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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread [Re: LewDoja]
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yep.  theyre gonna be a great one in no time. p


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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread [Re: LewDoja] * 2
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LewDoja said:
Quote:
Hopefully more experienced cultivators can come in, I don't exactly know what I'm talking about, but nothing gets people talking faster than a wrong opinion.


💯
Even just a word totally unrelated but used as an example gets the crickets chirping.

I dig their style, reading and learning and then applying exactly what was read=successfully cultivated :mushroom2:


Occams Razor - providing the wrong information will have someone correcting you with the right information faster than you'd get a reply if you just asked for the right info to start.


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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread [Re: BeefExtreme] * 4
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Wow this is extremely appreciated and recognition from trusted cultivators let's me know that I'm in good hands. Everything I know is from you guys, my hope is that other newbies can be encouraged to learn just as I have and grow, literally and figuratively.

I do apologize for missing this initial post, I'm back to research a little bit more before birthing my PF cakes and making sure the next procedure goes smoothly.

Again, I am extremely appreciated of being noticed. It means a lot coming from people so authentic and passionate.

Mush love


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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread [Re: potato11teen] * 6
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Has callmehippie ever been nominated for noob of the week? Here

I can't seem to see him mentioned anywhere in this thread?

I've seen him asking questions in the Q n A thread and listening to the advice given.

I've seen him pull some P. cubensis and I know he is taking on P. ochraceontratas and P. subtropicalis because I sent him the spores.

Can I nominate this man?

:awesomenod:

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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread [Re: Dkeppel]
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Dkeppel said:
Has callmehippie ever been nominated for noob of the week? Here

I can't seem to see him mentioned anywhere in this thread?

I've seen him asking questions in the Q n A thread and listening to the advice given.

I've seen him pull some P. cubensis and I know he is taking on P. ochraceontratas and P. subtropicalis because I sent him the spores.

Can I nominate this man?

:awesomenod:


:whathesaid:


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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread [Re: Axman]
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:sexeh:

+1


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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread [Re: Churpee Choozle]
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seems cool as hell. do it!

:grampofapproval:


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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread 💥[**callmehippie**]💥 [Re: Dkeppel] * 2
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Dkeppel said:
Has callmehippie ever been nominated for noob of the week? Here

I can't seem to see him mentioned anywhere in this thread?

I've seen him asking questions in the Q n A thread and listening to the advice given.

I've seen him pull some P. cubensis and I know he is taking on P. ochraceontratas and P. subtropicalis because I sent him the spores.

Can I nominate this man?

:awesomenod:


And so it is done


@D  do you want to do the honors

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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread 💥[**callmehippie**]💥 [Re: LewDoja] * 7
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I should of done this sooner, you are not a noob anymore but it is better late than never.

It is an honour and a privileged to announce that you, callmehippie are the official Noob of the Week! 

I think it is safe to say we're all so thrilled for you and appreciate your contributions to the forum. Well deserved :super:

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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread 💥[**callmehippie**]💥 [Re: Dkeppel] * 2
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And If you'd like some new genetics :pm: I'll throw down

I'm a little behind on getting things out but will put you in the queue if so.

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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread 💥[**callmehippie**]💥 [Re: LewDoja] * 3
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I just found this thread and I'm loving it!


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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread 💥[**callmehippie**]💥 [Re: Bigworm] * 15
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Wow.  I didnt even Know this thread existed.  Thanks for the nomination buddy. :myman:  I really appreciate this.  A little positivity and encouragement goes along way.  Definitely nice to be acknowledged and know that while I'm on a loooooooong journey to being a jedi cultivator. At least I know I'm on the right track.

Thanks to all the other groovy homies who helped make all this happen. I couldnt of done it without yall.  I really feel like i belong  here with all of you. 



Im sooooo glad I found this place. I've got 23 successful shoes under my belt and 27 pf cakes. Also got some clean cultures on agar. Fuck ya!  I've been waiting to achieve that before I go for a mono. Started from the bottom and now I'm here! 

Here's a few of my favorite grows and overall progress since day one.










Ps.  I wouldn't be surprised if inflatable tub guy was actually Ashley Boomer Shroomer girl who makes and sells those thingies. I mean they even called us boomers. And the way they defend those things it's almost like it's they're own baby. Also how fucking obvious is it that they say they're inflatable tubs produce canopy after canopy after canopy monster after monster. And then the only proof they go to show is pictures of harvested Freshies not in the inflatable tub. Where's the pictures and more pictures of the canopies in these inflatable tubs they say theve produced.  LOL sorry but this person frustrates me. That's my :2cents:

:tubgirl:


Also. This came at such an amazing time. My girlfriend and I are gettig married today. Valentines day.
Some of you may have noticed I usually already refer to her as my wife but that's just cuz we've been together for so long and have children and everything. But never actually got officially married.  So ya. 

Thats it.  Thanks a bunch again everyone.  Keep up the good work and Good Vibes. And stay groovy. 
I promise to pay it all forward and share my future success and failure as much as possible.

@lew ill send that info over in a bit.

☆you know what it is☆

~callmehippie~


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Edited by callmehippie (02/14/25 12:21 PM)

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