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tom
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Re: Cow SHIT hunting
#287133 - 04/06/01 12:33 PM (23 years, 11 months ago) |
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What about Horse poooooooooOOOOOO? Yes I know that it should be old and have tall grass around it but I wanted super specifics (inside of cowpie b/c someone here told me that they should be mushy on the inside but dry on the outside). I have the major hookup on horse poo; but it is guarded by this super asshole/terratorial horse that rarely ever sees people.
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Taz
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Registered: 03/18/01
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Re: Cow SHIT hunting [Re: tom]
#287162 - 04/06/01 12:43 PM (23 years, 11 months ago) |
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haha, I can just see you Tom, trying to reach in the fence and grab a hand full of horse crap before that asshole horse stomps the beejesus out of you!!
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puscle
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Registered: 01/06/01
Posts: 4,539
Loc: NY
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Re: Cow SHIT hunting [Re: tom]
#287165 - 04/06/01 12:44 PM (23 years, 11 months ago) |
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Horsey poop is even better. You needn`t be afraid of a stupid old horse, unless you`ve got to go into the stall with him.
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Kast
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Re: Cow SHIT hunting [Re: puscle]
#287243 - 04/06/01 02:29 PM (23 years, 11 months ago) |
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horses aren't stupid, but cows are. Cows will run away, leaving the bull to chase you down. Remember this, almost all dairy cow fields have bulls in them. Some bulls are more aggressive than others, but I'll always avoid the lot of them after I was at a party where a bull crashed through a fence and trampled a few drunk party-goers. Loud noises (I dont think they listen to rap or 2pac) piss them off more than anything.
The cow/horse patty should be about two weeks old. Dont go cow patty hunting after a rain or you'll be scooping sludge. The patty should be almost a solid when you pick it up although it should break apart rather easily. It shouldn't be a baseball that you can throw at your girlfriend because that means it's too old and you'll piss your girlfriend off.
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tom
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Re: Cow SHIT hunting [Re: Kast]
#287802 - 04/07/01 12:15 PM (23 years, 11 months ago) |
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So it should be dry and crusty on the outside but still gushy on the inside? Yeah my GF only likes the cow patties thet go SPLAT in her face.
"Ha ha" -- Nelson
"Never trade or buy from DXMHEAD420... he ripped me off and was an ass about it too" -- Myself
-------------------- "It must be your stamps girl... cause it aint your face" -- Juvenile
"Only in America does someone order a cheese burger, large fries, and a diet Coke" -- ?
"DXMHEAD420 ripped me off and was an ass about it too" -- Myself
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tom
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Re: Cow SHIT hunting [Re: Kast]
#287804 - 04/07/01 12:16 PM (23 years, 11 months ago) |
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So it should be dry and crusty on the outside but still gushy on the inside? Yeah my GF only likes the cow patties thet go SPLAT in her face.
But I heard from some vet yesterday that bulls are obselete and most farms don't even have them any more b/c all the sperm is frozen now.
"Ha ha" -- Nelson
"Never trade or buy from DXMHEAD420... he ripped me off and was an ass about it too" -- Myself
-------------------- "It must be your stamps girl... cause it aint your face" -- Juvenile
"Only in America does someone order a cheese burger, large fries, and a diet Coke" -- ?
"DXMHEAD420 ripped me off and was an ass about it too" -- Myself
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3DSHROOM
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Registered: 04/19/99
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Re: Cow SHIT hunting [Re: tom]
#287819 - 04/07/01 12:31 PM (23 years, 11 months ago) |
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I hardly ever see bulls around here (Texas). I guess I don't have to worry about them. 
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otto i love ta get blotto
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Registered: 01/09/01
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Re: Cow SHIT hunting [Re: tom]
#287921 - 04/07/01 03:30 PM (23 years, 11 months ago) |
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tom, it doesnt have to be gooey inside, just moist.
you dont want one thats like a brick all the way through.
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im already dead"-Mudvayne
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