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Dairy Cow Shit
    #882878 - 09/13/02 08:52 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

I was having trouble finding shit to use. Then it hits me, I live about 20 minutes from a huge ass dairy farm which happens to be owned by a relative of somebody I know. So I says to myself, I says "Well, Killa J, maybe you should try to get some of that shit." So I take a look around the place. What I found wasn?t exactly what I hoped. Apparently, before the cows are hooked up the the sucking machines (haven?t got a clue as to what the fuck they?re called), they are given a whole bunch of laxatives. Then they shit all over the god damn place in a holding area right before they are milked. I guess this keeps them from shitting on the sucking machine. Oh yeah, the shit is fucking disgusting, it?s not like a normal cow shit pile. It?s like their asses are fucking fire hoses, spraying shit-water all over the place. After I see this, I says to myself, I says "There?s no way I?m putting that into my car. That would never dry anyway." So, does anyone have any experience with dairy cow shit? If I somehow get some of this shit-sludge, will I be able to dry it out? And why do my balls itch so bad right now? God damn it people, why?

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Re: Dairy Cow Shit [Re: Killa_J]
    #882889 - 09/13/02 08:56 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

Dairy cows are usually highly medicated. I don't have experience using this dung, but it sounds unsuitable and probably not worth the disgusting job of collecting it based on your description.


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    #882895 - 09/13/02 09:01 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: Dairy Cow Shit [Re: matts]
    #883025 - 09/13/02 10:13 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

I am assuming that if there is a dairy farm, then it probably is the country, if so, drive a little bit more and find a horse pasture, and ask the owner of the pasture if you can take some poo for fertilizing you garden. Tell him you are growing roses for your mother, or tomatoes for your soup.

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