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another day boofin 40's on this lot
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So we out there kickin it on this lot-  like mah fukkas w/chz -  and the kidd wooks is getting lit on them straight headies actin a fool. Gnomesayin?

So then they start hootin and hollerin when home boy name Lil'breezy shows up with a suitcase of tallboy beers. Next thing you know I look over and hear laughter and they got this lot wook upside-down boofin beers and he buttchugs one and asks for another trying to set some record.

So at this point I'm wilin out like WTF is wrong with these people who would do that, and I hear a guy yell and offer $20 to anyone who can boof a whole 40oz.

So I'm like WTF Straight headies brah-  WTF is you crazy? Straight fire heads up on this lot actin a fool. I yell over " is you crazy mayn? nah mah fukkas"

when all of a sudden lil hommie named Doc Salamander steps up and takes the offer. So long story short, he's halfway through boofin this 40oz beer when it slips in 4 inches and you hear a little meep and he yells"  I quit I quit "so they take him down and he leaves and everyone got real quiet and no one is making eye contact because no one can understand how the 40oz just "slipped in" and it's a real awkward moment for everyone. everyone saw it but no one was talking about it.

:feelsweirdman:

Every since then things out here on the lot have been kind of awkward every time Doc Salamander comes around with the straight headies because no one can get that image of the 40oz just sliding in so easy out of their minds. And now it's been a few days sicne anyone see's him and someone said he was slangin on the lot over by 5th street and wasn't coming around here no more.


Is this normal to feel this way. I just want to feel normal again. Maybe I should go to his lot ask him what the dealio w/the 40oz is and tell him that we accept him for who he is and no need to alienate himself...

Thoughts? Advice? Opinions?

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Re: another day boofin 40's on this lot [Re: Fiery]
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Bruh ...

Why you gotta make Doc Salamander feel ostracized?  You know damn well why that 40oz slid 4 inches too deep. 

Gravity. 

:cookiemonster:


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Re: another day boofin 40's on this lot [Re: The Blind Ass]
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Tell Doc to do some fucking keeglez next time he wants to show out and buttchug anymore brew in front of the squad

Doc is suspect number 1

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Re: another day boofin 40's on this lot [Re: plasma] * 1
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I've know doc salamander very well for many years and his ass is loosey as a goosey. Some say he took a whole keg up there in 94. I know someone who was there that says it was only a beer ball still legendary:sadyes:

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Re: another day boofin 40's on this lot [Re: The Blind Ass]
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The Blind Ass said:
Gravity. 





:mindblown:

Yes! All the wooks were too blazed to do basic science! It all makes more sense now. Just have to explain it to the home boys now

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Re: another day boofin 40's on this lot [Re: plasma]
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plasma said:
Tell Doc to do some fucking keeglez next time he wants to show out and buttchug anymore brew in front of the squad

Doc is suspect number 1


Yeah... but I mean I heard rumors he might actually be an alien species wearing a human skin which is why he was able to do that.
:gollum:

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Re: another day boofin 40's on this lot [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
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CHeifM4sterDiezL said:
I've know doc salamander very well for many years and his ass is loosey as a goosey. Some say he took a whole keg up there in 94.



Oh snap. I'm going to keep this one between you and I - because I am all about the love on this lot. Making fun of people is NOT COOL

Peace and love folks.

And straight headies.

SKEEEEEEETTTTT:sunsalutation:

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Re: another day boofin 40's on this lot [Re: The Blind Ass]
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The Blind Ass said:
Bruh ...

Why you gotta make Doc Salamander feel ostracized?  You know damn well why that 40oz slid 4 inches too deep. 

Gravity. 

:cookiemonster:


I don’t even think it depends on the 40, if you’re 4 inches in you’re at max girth right there..:closecall:


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