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PumpJackTeX

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medical waivers into heaven

#26186576 - 09/13/19 06:27 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

Does God let you into heaven due to medical qualifications?

Say your bipolar. . .

Half of you believes in heaven while the other half does not.

Will God still let you go in due to a mental illness?

What if you got raped by a preacher and it turned you off to religion.

Does God send you to hell for not believing in him due to a human who was supposed to represent him?

How in the fuck is the majority of people believe in this bastard?

This assholes controls the real world when it does not exist.

No wonder aliens will not accept us as conscience animals yet.

We are fucking retarded.

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Re: medical waivers into heaven

[Re: PumpJackTeX]
#26186606 - 09/13/19 06:40 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

Ambivalence is not mental illness.

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PumpJackTeX

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#26186610 - 09/13/19 06:41 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

having a shroomery account does not make you a doctor

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Re: medical waivers into heaven

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#26186829 - 09/13/19 08:45 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

Medical waivers should be given to anyone who believes in heaven.

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Re: medical waivers into heaven

[Re: PumpJackTeX]
#26186834 - 09/13/19 08:47 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

Yes. We are retarded

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PumpJackTeX

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#26186858 - 09/13/19 08:58 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

Can we be friends?

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#26186867 - 09/13/19 09:03 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

You said I was being a dick in the other thread and that makes me question whether or not I can really be vulnerable around you

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#26186873 - 09/13/19 09:05 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

He's being a dick to you in the other thread because he is vulnerable always though.

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#26186876 - 09/13/19 09:06 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

Aw so it's like he's letting us in

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#26186877 - 09/13/19 09:07 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

Damn make me feel bad

I'm sorry.

I will try to be more human when interactng with you.

It's hard to be genine in today's society.

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#26186878 - 09/13/19 09:08 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

If you want to be genuine then don't feel bad. Be as heartless as you like

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#26186879 - 09/13/19 09:09 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

larry.fisherman said:

Aw so it's like he's letting us in

I had to build a massive mental wall after my dad died & I lost custody of my child.

I went insane. I lost my mind. I lost everything. I lost my life.

Be happy I'm letting you in.

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#26186883 - 09/13/19 09:09 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

It's like coming in dry though

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#26186885 - 09/13/19 09:10 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

You can't get everything wet you perverted bastard.

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#26186887 - 09/13/19 09:11 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

I laughed far too hard at that

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#26186889 - 09/13/19 09:11 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

I'm a intovert.

Sorry for being dry.

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#26186890 - 09/13/19 09:12 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

It doesn't have to be dry. That's why you buy dinner first

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#26186891 - 09/13/19 09:13 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

Oh shit I done fucked up a edit before it got read then replied I give up your my new best friend everyone else here tonight can eat fish heads they are haters.

Thanks for the entertainment

You did good #2

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#26186896 - 09/13/19 09:16 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

I kinda feel like I'm cheating on Patal tho.

We had some serious hour long phone calls in the middle of the night while I walked around in the country in the woods while some mammal tried attacking me.

I know Patal remembers.

I hope he does.

He is the only members I chatted with on the phone

Oh ya trex meet up with in person before he came an old judgemental married asshole

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Re: medical waivers into heaven

[Re: PumpJackTeX]
#26187229 - 09/14/19 01:10 AM (6 years, 10 months ago)

PumpJackTeX said:

Does God let you into heaven due to medical qualifications?

Say your bipolar. . .

Half of you believes in heaven while the other half does not.

If half of you believes in God and the other half doesn't you got bigger problems than bipolar.

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