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I really like my long nails and when I cut them it only hurts my vanity But I feel better afterwords
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I really like my long nails and when I cut them it only hurts my vanity But I feel better afterwords.

Does anyone else feel this way? Same thing with long hair/beard/pussy pubes/nails, etc.


It's like a part of our bodies. And then to just cut it off.

But it's better than tying a nail or a finger to a Boeing 747 that's taking off.. right?

That's bound to not end nicely. Just like dropping a 40 ton pallet jack on a foot.

better safe than sorry!

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Re: I really like my long nails and when I cut them it only hurts my vanity But I feel better afterwords [Re: Fiery]
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i play guitar.....so :no: i hate long fingernails :shrug:


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Re: I really like my long nails and when I cut them it only hurts my vanity But I feel better afterwords [Re: spirit_shadow]
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but what about the beard/pussy hairs?:sunsalutation:

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Re: I really like my long nails and when I cut them it only hurts my vanity But I feel better afterwords [Re: Fiery]
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I like glue on nails. They look pretty but don't require someone else to touch me. I love my hair, occasionally I allow a little to be trimmed but I feel like I'm going to have a heart attack whenever that happens. Been thinking about getting a wig thats exactly like my real hair so if anything bad happens to my real hair I can just throw it on and act like nothing happened.


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Re: I really like my long nails and when I cut them it only hurts my vanity But I feel better afterwords [Re: Calm_A_Llama_Down]
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Calm_A_Llama_Down said:
I like glue on nails. They look pretty but don't require someone else to touch me. I love my hair, occasionally I allow a little to be trimmed but I feel like I'm going to have a heart attack whenever that happens. Been thinking about getting a wig thats exactly like my real hair so if anything bad happens to my real hair I can just throw it on and act like nothing happened.



Good story.


Or, just learn to love yourself as a bald person. And fuck the world, and separate yourself from anyone you would feel bad not having hair with.

Those type of people that expect you to have hair and be pretty. You don't want them in your life.

This is all just my opinion. But I mean it.

Even if I were a jello envelope, I would still be me. And anyone that judged my appearance and not my actions could royally eff off. IMO

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Re: I really like my long nails and when I cut them it only hurts my vanity But I feel better afterwords [Re: Fiery]
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i agree with your opinion , i have some grey hair already

:acidcat:


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Re: I really like my long nails and when I cut them it only hurts my vanity But I feel better afterwords [Re: watermelon mon]
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Me too, and I am starting to bald on the front top a bit. But I love it. I like the bald look. Most of my grey is in the beard. I havn't seen a grey on my head yet, but I still have white blonde hairs a bit in places.

I think the whole vanity thing is fukked anyways.

I want to love you as a person, and not a haircut.

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Re: I really like my long nails and when I cut them it only hurts my vanity But I feel better afterwords [Re: Fiery]
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I don't give a fuck what other people think. My appearance is about me. It always has been. Other people can get fucked with a traffic cone for all I care. I'll still be looking pretty when the apocalypse comes. Zombie blood for lipstick, shotgun shell earings, goggles with one lense knocked out. Dead ass, zombie ass, skiz ass, radition people standing around trying to take my picture with their melted smart phones. You don't know. Only I know.


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Re: I really like my long nails and when I cut them it only hurts my vanity But I feel better afterwords [Re: Calm_A_Llama_Down]
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the zombies are already out there everywhere :scaredturtle:


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Re: I really like my long nails and when I cut them it only hurts my vanity But I feel better afterwords [Re: watermelon mon]
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but i love everybody it's my problem


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Re: I really like my long nails and when I cut them it only hurts my vanity But I feel better afterwords [Re: watermelon mon]
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Well maybe we can stop them with home alone style traps, to comical effect, and it can be like a PG rated comedy, with PG-13 undertones. And we can all go out for ice cream later.

Don't mind me guys, I'm pretty high:blazed:


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Edited by Calm_A_Llama_Down (03/04/19 08:18 PM)

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Re: I really like my long nails and when I cut them it only hurts my vanity But I feel better afterwords [Re: Calm_A_Llama_Down]
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Calm_A_Llama_Down said:
I don't give a fuck what other people think. My appearance is about me. It always has been. Other people can get fucked with a traffic cone for all I care. I'll still be looking pretty when the apocalypse comes. Zombie blood for lipstick, shotgun shell earings, goggles with one lense knocked out. Dead ass, zombie ass, skiz ass, radition people standing around trying to take my picture with their melted smart phones. You don't know. Only I know.




That's lovely. But the more sexy that you are, the more likely the zombies are going to want to eat your ass.


If you look ugly lumpkin bumpky as me, the less likely to be mobbed by a horde of zombie apocalypeters.


I think you need to re-evaluate your "end of the world" plan a bit.

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Re: I really like my long nails and when I cut them it only hurts my vanity But I feel better afterwords [Re: watermelon mon]
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watermelon mon said:
the zombies are already out there everywhere :scaredturtle:



Too true. And very scarey.

You're on the modern edge there !

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Re: I really like my long nails and when I cut them it only hurts my vanity But I feel better afterwords [Re: Calm_A_Llama_Down]
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Calm_A_Llama_Down said:
Well maybe we can stop them with home alone style traps, to comical effect, and it can be like a PG rated comedy, with PG-13 undertones. And we can all go out for ice cream later.

Don't mind me guys, I'm pretty high:blazed:



me too

that sounds awesome

ice cream with candy on top :sun:


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Re: I really like my long nails and when I cut them it only hurts my vanity But I feel better afterwords [Re: watermelon mon]
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I havn't been high in over 3 years. It's pretty rough,.


But I do it for love. I do it to remain a servant of the people.

It's a labor of love, that's for sure.

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Re: I really like my long nails and when I cut them it only hurts my vanity But I feel better afterwords [Re: Fiery]
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You should smoke weed fiery. All people should all the time. It gives me special powers. I can eat a whole cake in a sitting.


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Re: I really like my long nails and when I cut them it only hurts my vanity But I feel better afterwords [Re: Calm_A_Llama_Down]
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Calm_A_Llama_Down said:
You should smoke weed fiery. All people should all the time. It gives me special powers. I can eat a whole cake in a sitting.



I'm about to smoke some weed and eat a whole thing of chicken nuggets. I think it's like 2000 calories.

MMMMMMMMM OHHH YEAHHHH

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Re: I really like my long nails and when I cut them it only hurts my vanity But I feel better afterwords [Re: Uzziel]
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I love chicken. Always been more of a chicken strip person than a nugget person. But you know what they say, any port in a storm.


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Re: I really like my long nails and when I cut them it only hurts my vanity But I feel better afterwords [Re: Calm_A_Llama_Down]
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what kind of cake ?

love tiramisu


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Re: I really like my long nails and when I cut them it only hurts my vanity But I feel better afterwords [Re: watermelon mon]
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I like carvel ice cream cakes a lot. I love yellow cake with chocolate frosting. And white cake with vanilla frosting and sprinkles.


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