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I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions
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I haven't had sex in a while and you know what, I'm gonna get laid tonight.
I'm gonna go to this one bar that plays some decent non-pop music.  It's only a few blocks from my place.
I'm gonna convince a girl there to come back with me and get pounded by a beast.
Imma tell her we should go back to my place and we can smoke weed, I can jam out on the keyboard, and we can fuck all night.
What y'all doin' tonight


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Check out my generic dating app I made :rockon: :mushroom2:    I make some music

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
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Having sex with yourself is still having sex.

I'm just sayin'.


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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: HamHead] * 2
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Maiden, Mother, and Crone.

You are Me and I am You.

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: SARAtonin] * 1
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Please See phrase entry "go fuck yourself" for more info. Reference materials are not to leave shroomery campus.

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
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I have been smoking weed and playing some keyboard as well.

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: psilly the kid]
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psilly the kid said:
Please See phrase entry "go fuck yourself" for more info. Reference materials are not to leave shroomery campus.


No U


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Maiden, Mother, and Crone.

You are Me and I am You.

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: SARAtonin]
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I was just being helpful, I swear.


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CA weed @ all times unless specified
currently this high
pebbles suck
its turtles all the way down

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: psilly the kid] * 1
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This guy ^ FUCKS GOATS!!! :goat:


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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: MadHatter333]
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Hey now no bleedover from the insults thread, buddy.


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CA weed @ all times unless specified
currently this high
pebbles suck
its turtles all the way down

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: psilly the kid] * 1
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My bad. Forgot what thread I was in.

Get laid whatever your preference:highfive1:


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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: MadHatter333] * 1
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:highfive: right on


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CA weed @ all times unless specified
currently this high
pebbles suck
its turtles all the way down

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: psilly the kid] * 3
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Procreation before marriage is a sin, repent brother before you're consumed by lust.


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Wisdom has built her house, she has set up her seven pillars.

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: SevenPillars] * 2
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Hail our Lord and slavior...space jeebus


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CA weed @ all times unless specified
currently this high
pebbles suck
its turtles all the way down

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: SevenPillars] * 1
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SevenPillars said:
Procreation before marriage is a sin, repent brother before you're consumed by lust.


Condoms! No procreation.  Bang at will.

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: psilly the kid] * 2
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psilly the kid said:
Hail our Lord and slavior...space jeebus


amen


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Wisdom has built her house, she has set up her seven pillars.

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: SevenPillars] * 4
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Tell her "either we fuckin, or I'm fuckin." That should seal the deal.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: Shiithead] * 5
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Tell her you need help with your astronomy homework and when she asks what youre studying tell her Uranus

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
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:africaface:


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: HamHead]
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I_was_the_walrus said:
Tell her you need help with your astronomy homework and when she asks what youre studying tell her Uranus




Duude hahahha I'm going to use this.





HamHead said:
Having sex with yourself is still having sex.

I'm just sayin'.




YeA yea, but no no


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Check out my generic dating app I made :rockon: :mushroom2:    I make some music

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Re: I am going to get laid tonight, no exceptions [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
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As soon as my girlfriend puts her kid to bed, I’m going to love her up. I don’t care how long it’s been, I want that soft magical tunnel around my corvette.


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