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Questions about your toilet paper...I have a dilemma
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Okay, my husband and I seem to run out of toilet paper in our bathroom extraordinarily quickly. I have no idea why this is, because we go to the bathroom in normal amounts, as far as I know, and he doesn't use a ton of the toilet paper, and neither do I.

So I've come to the conclusion that our brand of toilet paper just isn't doing the job anymore. I mean, between the two of us we use about one roll a day. Is that normal?

Our brand is Cottonell. So my question is, what brand of toilet paper do you use and how often does your household need to replace it?


*me*

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Re: Questions about your toilet paper...I have a dilemma [Re: MOTH]
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With 4 people in our house we go through toilet paper slower than that :eek:

Probably a pack every 2 or three days. keep in mind we have 2 toilets so it probably equates to around 1.5 packs a day, between 4 people.

We use Quilton toilet paper I think... Though none of the unused rolls are in a pack and they're all with different designs. Only one of them had a brand name printed inside the roll. I don't buy the stuff myself.

Hope this was of *some* help...

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Re: Questions about your toilet paper...I have a dilemma [Re: MOTH]
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Damn you and your husband are toilet paper maniacs. I go through maybe a roll a week. And as far as brand I just buy what's cheap but not sandpaper cheap ya know?


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Re: Questions about your toilet paper...I have a dilemma [Re: MOTH]
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get charmin .... the one with the bears i think.... its so soft


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Re: Questions about your toilet paper...I have a dilemma [Re: kosmic_charlie]
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I do maybe a roll a month...I am spoiled because baby wipes adorn my sacred hiney... :cool:


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Re: Questions about your toilet paper...I have a dilemma [Re: MOTH]
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cottonelle is the shit, better than charmin. a singe roll lasts me and my roommate (both males, mind you) about a month so I have no idea why just the two of you use so much. My only guess is that your cottonelle is so soft it that feels so good to wipe your ass that you just wipe like mad. I dont buy cottonelle though cause its so expensive, and its just toilet paper.


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Re: Questions about your toilet paper...I have a dilemma [Re: oggleman]
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We use the cheap stuff that I wouldnnt be suprised if there were still chips of wood in the shit. It works you just have to use more of it so you dont get poo fingers.


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Re: Questions about your toilet paper...I have a dilemma [Re: MOTH]
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get the triple roll toilet paper, its a bit more pricey but worth it..also you might be using to much to wipe with. 1-2 squares for a small female leak you can actually make work  :grin:


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Re: Questions about your toilet paper...I have a dilemma [Re: MOTH]
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What is this toilet paper you speak of?  :confused:


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Re: Questions about your toilet paper...I have a dilemma [Re: Jenny]
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Jenny said:
1-2 squares for a small female leak  :grin:


lol...I can't believe you said that...

When it comes to toilet paper, do not skimp.  Your life revolves around your asshole, think about that.


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Re: Questions about your toilet paper...I have a dilemma [Re: MOTH]
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EllemyshShade said:
Okay, my husband and I seem to run out of toilet paper in our bathroom extraordinarily quickly.  I have no idea why this is...


Two possible solutions I can think of...

1)  Your next door neighbor is sneaking into your place to have a dump.

2)  Your 'House-Gnomes' have diahorreah.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: Questions about your toilet paper...I have a dilemma [Re: bert]
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try and get some recycled toilet paper atleast - that's what i got - it's just as soft (even though im probably wiping my ass with a recycled condom or something... can you recycle condoms?)


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Re: Questions about your toilet paper...I have a dilemma [Re: MOTH]
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lol! This is a funny-ass thread. I dont know what to say, use one hand of roller paper to as much as you can, really color that fucker all brown.


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Re: Questions about your toilet paper...I have a dilemma [Re: filthysock]
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Yeah....best thread in a long time....LOL

Oh and charmin is the brand of choice I believe?

I'll have to check though to be sure cause Chinadoll takes care of that stuff.


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Re: Questions about your toilet paper...I have a dilemma [Re: oggleman]
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oggleman said:
cottonelle is the shit, better than charmin. a singe roll lasts me and my roommate (both males, mind you) about a month so I have no idea why just the two of you use so much. My only guess is that your cottonelle is so soft it that feels so good to wipe your ass that you just wipe like mad.


Well, that could have something to do with it. I just want to make sure that I get "it" all, you know? So I'm probably the one who's using more then their fair share for ass wiping. I mean, I'm not trying to be wasteful, I just want to make sure that my lower extremities are kept clean and tidy. But it's reached insane levels if we are going through a roll a day!

What should I do? How do I stop the wiping-addiction so that I don't have to keep going out and buying more toilet paper every few days? How do I conserve my wipes?

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Re: Questions about your toilet paper...I have a dilemma [Re: Ripple]
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Marcal or Scotts is what we use. They last longest because there is like 1,000 sheets per roll. Those other brands like Charmin and Cottonelle last like 30 seconds in our house.


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Re: Questions about your toilet paper...I have a dilemma [Re: chinadoll]
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The Queen has spoken :cool:

Love you :heart:


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Re: Questions about your toilet paper...I have a dilemma [Re: MOTH]
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*warning!  strange discussion follows this!* :wink:







okay, im going to get into the details of a discussion a friend and I had the other day.  Somehow we got on the subject of taking craps and...he asked me if when i do  it "do I clip the turds off" by clenching the  muscles in your ass while doing your business....  So we both found out that we both do that, and i asked him "dude, does it seem to take an absurd amount of toilet paper for you?"  His answer was "dear god yes!."  Well my next trip to the bathroom i decided to try it without the clipping method described above (NCAA is our society...national clipping of ass association) and let me tell you, i've raised my productivity and minimized downtime by a lot doing this.  Saving more on toilet paper than ever!

Food for thought friends, food for thought.


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Re: Questions about your toilet paper...I have a dilemma [Re: DannyT]
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wtf... why would you stop the crap from coming out 1/2 way through?? i just let it all come out... if it wants to


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Re: Questions about your toilet paper...I have a dilemma [Re: Infrared]
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lol, well.... I hate having to sit in the bathroom forever, but I've turned over a new leaf.  That's the best place to be in the house I think, no one to bother you.  During  our discussion me and him decided (we always get retarded ideas) to make a book called Tao and the art of Crapping.  It would be twelve chapters, with 12 steps to reaching turdvana.

God i have too much time on my hands  :grin:


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