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I have an AMAZING business idea
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This is my business venture idea.

I had an idea for a type of sexual lubricant one could buy an a general adult retail location -


BUT HERE'S THE KICKER.

This is an ALL-NATURAL lubricant.

I mean ALL NATURAL.

This lubricant would be made from the grool of an actual sexy woman's pussy. I could be bottle in a way where it stays moist and creamy, and then when expelled from the bottle, a man could rub it all over his cock to jerk off, and then could reapply as needed while masturbating.

At least four fluid ounces would come in each container.

WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK OF THIS IDEA?!?!??!?!?!?!?!????!?!?!?!?


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Re: I have an AMAZING business idea [Re: AgentGFunk]
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**It could be bottled....


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Re: I have an AMAZING business idea [Re: AgentGFunk] * 1
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Re: I have an AMAZING business idea [Re: AgentGFunk]
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:iseewhatyoudidthere:  I’m really just interested in how ones going to get close enough to a hot woman’s under bits to just nonchalantly collect said four ounces of fluid.  I’d pay to see how well that goes down.  (Insert sound of excited taser)

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Re: I have an AMAZING business idea [Re: Pecheur]
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So, Pecheur, the company would inherently have employees. These women would be paid to deliver the grool into small jars.


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Re: I have an AMAZING business idea [Re: AgentGFunk] * 6
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Terrible idea , are you high ?

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Re: I have an AMAZING business idea [Re: Kinko]
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Don't quit your 9-5 my man

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Re: I have an AMAZING business idea [Re: Kinko] * 3
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Mystery fluids give me anxiety.  The idea of vagina farming also gives me anxiety,  But hey, this is some strong entrepreneurial instinct.

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Re: I have an AMAZING business idea [Re: AgentGFunk]
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Coconut oil is all natural. I dunno why they don't stock it in pharmacies. It's superior to a lot of the shit they have there.


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Re: I have an AMAZING business idea [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
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It's NOT going to be superior to real, authentic pussy cream, will it?


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Re: I have an AMAZING business idea [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
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Jokeshopbeard said:
Coconut oil is all natural. I dunno why they don't stock it in pharmacies. It's superior to a lot of the shit they have there.



I can 100% vouch for coconut oil. Feels just as good as natural fluids, smells great, and, if you like coconut, actually tastes good unlike chemically "flavored" lubes. Me and the little lady swear by it!

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Re: I have an AMAZING business idea [Re: magicaltwiggz]
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magicaltwiggz said:
Jokeshopbeard said:
Coconut oil is all natural. I dunno why they don't stock it in pharmacies. It's superior to a lot of the shit they have there.



I can 100% vouch for coconut oil. Feels just as good as natural fluids, smells great, and, if you like coconut, actually tastes good unlike chemically "flavored" lubes. Me and the little lady swear by it!



also its antifungal and antibacterial so its good for ya too.

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Re: I have an AMAZING business idea [Re: AgentGFunk]
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this woman could supply a good deal of product for such a company.


https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1265939824


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Re: I have an AMAZING business idea [Re: CrAcKbAbY]
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Actually, I'm really thinking you specifically need the "GROOL." Here is an example of a woman that could supply lots of product.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5aee61c8d62e6


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Re: I have an AMAZING business idea [Re: AgentGFunk] * 1
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Shit gets sour fast. How would you naturally preserve it? And what about quality control?


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Re: I have an AMAZING business idea [Re: King Klick]
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You actually have a real idea

But we need to biomanufacture the slime with E. coli

and cut me in 10%

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Re: I have an AMAZING business idea [Re: cannabinated]
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Re: I have an AMAZING business idea [Re: koods]
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Come on koods. Let's not bring the government into this man...like be chill. They don't have to know.

Actually, maybe a Japanese market would be more profitable anyways.


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Re: I have an AMAZING business idea [Re: King Klick]
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couldn't you just add some yogurt to it or some shit? :shrug:


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Re: I have an AMAZING business idea [Re: CrAcKbAbY]
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the whole point of biomanufacturing is that it's clean

Throw some preservatives in that bitch and we're golden :pimp:

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