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how would you like yourself to be cooked? * 1
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I was reading a thing about serial killer cannibals and during an interview with one offender, he said that he would ask his victims how they preferred their meals to be cooked. He said he asked them this because he "didn't want to cook them the wrong way".

so, if you were to be eaten by a cannibal, how would your like yourself to be cooked & prepared?

I'm thinking I would go with battered and deep fried, because I love fried foods, even though I know they're not the healthiest. and then i would be served with hot sauce because hot sauce is my favorite food


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Re: how would you like yourself to be cooked? [Re: Envix] * 4
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I'd go raw as sushi.


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Re: how would you like yourself to be cooked? [Re: sunshine]
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smoked.. I would just peel of the bone!

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Re: how would you like yourself to be cooked? [Re: MushMaggot]
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Roasted on a spit, mopped with a honey garlic glaze. Once cooked I would be placed on a table, everyone would grab what they want by hand. Served with sriracha, and tortilla chips on the side w/ a generous amount of a dip made of cheese, sour cream, and salsa. Great for parties.

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Re: how would you like yourself to be cooked? [Re: larry.fisherman]
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Flash frozen


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Re: how would you like yourself to be cooked? [Re: larry.fisherman]
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XLCaps said:
Roasted on a spit, mopped with a honey garlic glaze


I was going to say the exact same thing :rofl:


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Re: how would you like yourself to be cooked? [Re: Tripsurfer] * 2
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Fois  Gras style, shove tube down my throat and force feed with tons of fats , then IV replace my blood with a roasted garlic butter infusion sear and roast till medium rare top with garnish.

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Re: how would you like yourself to be cooked? [Re: Envix] * 2
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I'm with you on the battered and fried 100%. If I'm going to be cooked and eaten, I better be goddamned delicious.


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Re: how would you like yourself to be cooked? [Re: keyohnah] * 2
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Baked :awehigh:


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Definitely have more respect for sheekle than I do for unjust laws

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Re: how would you like yourself to be cooked? [Re: Canadian Jesus] * 1
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Based in cyanide,ebola,HIV blood,arsenic and the hottest hot sauce out there.


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Modest Mouse
Zappa, Jellyfish
Slothie
That Kid With The face
ShLong
Le Canard
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Re: how would you like yourself to be cooked? [Re: Tripsurfer] * 1
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Tripsurfer said:
XLCaps said:
Roasted on a spit, mopped with a honey garlic glaze


I was going to say the exact same thing :rofl:


The only negative is that people will be able to say that the last thing that ever happened to me was getting spit roasted by a bunch of drunk dudes. Honey garlic is great though.

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Re: how would you like yourself to be cooked? [Re: larry.fisherman]
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Like Kobe beef. They would have to wine and dine me and really get me comfortable and pamper me until they kill me

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Re: how would you like yourself to be cooked? [Re: Lophosaurus] * 1
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Anything over medium rare i'd be super pissed about. If your going to eat me at least do it properly.


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"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

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Re: how would you like yourself to be cooked? [Re: Envix]
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Envix said:
I was reading a thing about serial killer cannibals and during an interview with one offender, he said that he would ask his victims how they preferred their meals to be cooked. He said he asked them this because he "didn't want to cook them the wrong way".

so, if you were to be eaten by a cannibal, how would your like yourself to be cooked & prepared?

I'm thinking I would go with battered and deep fried, because I love fried foods, even though I know they're not the healthiest. and then i would be served with hot sauce because hot sauce is my favorite food


:awesketch:

You after ideas on how to cook your next victim or something?

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Re: how would you like yourself to be cooked? [Re: xbloodwhipx] * 1
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xbloodwhipx said:
Envix said:
I was reading a thing about serial killer cannibals and during an interview with one offender, he said that he would ask his victims how they preferred their meals to be cooked. He said he asked them this because he "didn't want to cook them the wrong way".

so, if you were to be eaten by a cannibal, how would your like yourself to be cooked & prepared?

I'm thinking I would go with battered and deep fried, because I love fried foods, even though I know they're not the healthiest. and then i would be served with hot sauce because hot sauce is my favorite food


:awesketch:

You after ideas on how to cook your next victim or something?


^

:cop:


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"

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