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Re: Teach us a basic but useful hack. [Re: Asante]
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uh drink your pee haha, it has stem cells and blood plasma in it to keep you alive eternally.


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Re: First trip after a ten plus year break. Beautiful Sedona [Re: Jakona]
    #25011814 - 02/21/18 10:55 PM (15 hours, 51 minutes ago)
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ty much


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If it aint free it aint for me.:vibin: :smugjerry: :laugh:iamond:Keep it old school. breeg89/Thayendanegea said: Nothing like xanax and weed to bring ya back to realitly. lol | I lol'd at some parts because the trip mirrored some of mine. https://discord.gg/Z5pSwWS Shroomery IRC channel

Edited by finally home (02/21/18 05:30 PM)

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Re: Teach us a basic but useful hack. [Re: Psychonaught98]
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Take your boots off BEFORE you get in the shower instead of while showering

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Re: Teach us a basic but useful hack. [Re: xzylocybin] * 5
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You guys are doing it wrong. Stop making the pub suck more than it already does.

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Re: Teach us a basic but useful hack. [Re: xzylocybin]
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xzylocybin said:
Take your boots off BEFORE you get in the shower instead of while showering


Unless you’re in prison

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Re: Teach us a basic but useful hack. [Re: plasma]
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Ok fine a serious one.

Some hacks for squat shitting, the far superior and healthier way to shit. Squat on your heels and not the balls of your feet so your ass is closer to the bowl, this will cut down on splatter damage.

Wear a respirator of some kind, the smell is far worse when your ass isn’t keeping all the gasses in the toilet bowl.

Take your pants and underware off first

If it is cold and you have a shrively peen be sure to direct it downwards.

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Re: Teach us a basic but useful hack. [Re: plasma] * 1
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plasma said:
xzylocybin said:
Take your boots off BEFORE you get in the shower instead of while showering


Unless you’re in prison


Smear a layer of Vaseline on your face and head before leaving your cell

Magazines and duct tape make great stab proof armor

Never touch anything that does not belong to you

Never look at another mans food or make eye contact while he is eating

Do not accept anything from anyone without negotiating first

Fatal nicotine poisoning is often mistaken for a heart attack

Do not squat shit in prison, you celly will most likely stab you unless he is from southeast asia.

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Re: Teach us a basic but useful hack. [Re: Psychonaught98] * 2
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When you call a company and they start the prerecorded babble of options, just press 0 and most times it will get you a live operator

If your internet goes out on the computer but you have internet on the phone, there is a dongle you can plug in with your sim card that will make the computer work on the internet


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“A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most benefits from the public treasury with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy, always followed by a dictatorship.” (attributed to Alexis de Tocqueville political philosopher Circa 1835)

Trade list http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18047755

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Re: Teach us a basic but useful hack. [Re: xzylocybin]
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You’ve done time.

-don’t accept the lone honey bun you find on your pillow when you get back to your cell

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Re: Teach us a basic but useful hack. [Re: plasma]
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If you’re ever in a school shooting, remind the shooter it’s a gun free zone

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Re: Teach us a basic but useful hack. [Re: Asante]
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When going to finger a girl stack your fingers instead of side by side, slide the back of your stacked fingers down from the direction of the clit till u reach the the hole pressing down while going in, never scratch a girls coochie again with this tek!


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(when my data is fast play Lemur in chess at chess.com)[ [gradient:#D40B29,#18C418]Any1 expecting a trade from me i havent forgot about you pinky promise, i fr promise shits just shit rt now[/gradient]

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Re: Teach us a basic but useful hack. [Re: Asante] * 2
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If you sit on your hand before taking a test, it feels like someone else is disappointing your parents.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.

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Re: Teach us a basic but useful hack. [Re: Shiithead]
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If you "think" you want to go down on a girl, finger her first, and sneak a sniff of your finger and then decide ... if you still want to...

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Re: Teach us a basic but useful hack. [Re: flugelizor]
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You needa actually finger her wet tho not just poke it doing that can give a false negative


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(when my data is fast play Lemur in chess at chess.com)[ [gradient:#D40B29,#18C418]Any1 expecting a trade from me i havent forgot about you pinky promise, i fr promise shits just shit rt now[/gradient]

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Re: Teach us a basic but useful hack. [Re: LemurLemur]
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If you kill someone, hide them under your bed to get caught

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Re: Teach us a basic but useful hack. [Re: plasma] * 1
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plasma said:
Any pizza is a personal sized pizza if you believe in yourself


:ducklol:

Order McDonald’s fries with no salt and they’ll have to cook up a fresh batch of fries.  Then add your own salt later


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Re: Teach us a basic but useful hack. [Re: DustyBottoms] * 1
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DustyBottoms said:
plasma said:
Any pizza is a personal sized pizza if you believe in yourself


:ducklol:

Order McDonald’s fries with no salt and they’ll have to cook up a fresh batch of fries.  Then add your own salt later


Same as the burger... especially useful, right around closing time and not much recent business...

Also just before close (if they're not 24/hr) it never hurts to ask- left overs ( pies. Parofets ???sp,  chicken nuggets, etc. ) offer them a hit off your blunt


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A_wise_man said:
"Bad drugs tell you, that you want more;
  Good drugs tell you, that you've had enough"


🎶  KIND TC's - by: Tri  🎶

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Re: Teach us a basic but useful hack. [Re: LewDoja] * 1
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Hotels free breakfast but don't hang around too long, they are more "aware" than one would think... just blend in w the morning rush. Always enter from side door,  wait for it to open.. smoking a cig that u saved 
for later (that way it looks like you are done and just happen to be ready to come in when somebody leaves or enters )


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A_wise_man said:
"Bad drugs tell you, that you want more;
  Good drugs tell you, that you've had enough"


🎶  KIND TC's - by: Tri  🎶

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Re: Teach us a basic but useful hack. [Re: DustyBottoms]
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DustyBottoms said:
plasma said:
Any pizza is a personal sized pizza if you believe in yourself


:ducklol:

Order McDonald’s fries with no salt and they’ll have to cook up a fresh batch of fries.  Then add your own salt later


:lolwut:


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Re: First trip after a ten plus year break. Beautiful Sedona [Re: Jakona]
    #25011814 - 02/21/18 10:55 PM (15 hours, 51 minutes ago)
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ty much


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If it aint free it aint for me.:vibin: :smugjerry: :laugh:iamond:Keep it old school. breeg89/Thayendanegea said: Nothing like xanax and weed to bring ya back to realitly. lol | I lol'd at some parts because the trip mirrored some of mine. https://discord.gg/Z5pSwWS Shroomery IRC channel

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Re: Teach us a basic but useful hack. [Re: finally home]
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someone hack the taco bell menu for us, i need dollar chalupas haha


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Re: First trip after a ten plus year break. Beautiful Sedona [Re: Jakona]
    #25011814 - 02/21/18 10:55 PM (15 hours, 51 minutes ago)
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ty much


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If it aint free it aint for me.:vibin: :smugjerry: :laugh:iamond:Keep it old school. breeg89/Thayendanegea said: Nothing like xanax and weed to bring ya back to realitly. lol | I lol'd at some parts because the trip mirrored some of mine. https://discord.gg/Z5pSwWS Shroomery IRC channel

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Re: Teach us a basic but useful hack. [Re: Stonehenge]
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Stonehenge said:
When you call a company and they start the prerecorded babble of options, just press 0 and most times it will get you a live operator

If your internet goes out on the computer but you have internet on the phone, there is a dongle you can plug in with your sim card that will make the computer work on the internet


Saying a bunch of random swear words over and over works too.

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