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Re: Just ordered a purple neon dildo! [Re: Sheekle]
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I think its an awesome idea. If I was at a party and that shit happened I would definitely laugh my ass off.


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Re: Just ordered a purple neon dildo! [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle you should just jizz in your own face at a party and say that someone paid you to do it, then when nobody pays get irate and cause a scene.

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Re: Just ordered a purple neon dildo! [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle said:
dont ruin my thread


I am trying to get on the shitposters list...maybe you could nominate me and I will back your dildo in a jar idea...a fair exchange has never been robbery :cheers:

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Re: Just ordered a purple neon dildo! [Re: Sheekle]
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I think just bringing a dildo and telling people "Hey, you dropped something, sexy." while showing them the dildo and winking is better fun.

Making a huge deal about it wouldn't be funny to me. It would be embarrassing to me honestly because you're trying too hard. :shrug: But it depends what kind of crowd you're in I guess.

Or have it in your pants all lubed and be moaning and then pull it out and ask someone to hold it for you because you're getting a phone call.


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Re: Just ordered a purple neon dildo! [Re: Distorted Vision]
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The pants idea and telling someone they dropped it sound overly-sexual. The thing that makes this prank so funny is turning it into something non-sexual

if trying too hard to have fun is considered a negative thing then IDK what to say


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Re: Just ordered a purple neon dildo! [Re: Sheekle] * 2
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at a psychedelic party this would be a rib splitting idea.

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Re: Just ordered a purple neon dildo! [Re: Sheekle]
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What would make this funny is the shock value and playing dumb to get a confused reaction from people. You're not trying to make it non sexual, you're just acting like it's not.

What I suggested would do both of those more so and you could do it more than once because you can target lone people/smaller groups.

Do what ya want but I think that would only be a hit with young crowds or a very formal party.


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Re: Just ordered a purple neon dildo! [Re: Distorted Vision] * 6
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Next time you're at a naked Super Bowl  party have the purple neon dildo fall out of your ass then say "I don't know how that got there"


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Re: Just ordered a purple neon dildo! [Re: koods]
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koods said:
Next time you're at a naked Super Bowl  party have the purple neon dildo fall out of your ass then say "I don't know how that got there"


:lolsy: ftw

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Re: Just ordered a purple neon dildo! [Re: Asante]
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Asante said:
What can possibly go wrong? :laugh:

Just do it, YOLO, fun is fun.


This have fun


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Re: Just ordered a purple neon dildo! [Re: Seriously_trippin]
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I say go with your original idea. Sounds like it would be hilarious. Especially if you can Pull it off with a straight face.

Fuck these party poopers.


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Re: Just ordered a purple neon dildo! [Re: Thundermuscle75]
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Fuck that, unless there is glitter and feathers

:goodluckwiththat2:

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Re: Just ordered a purple neon dildo! [Re: Fiery]
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Speaking of glitter, you could have glitters in it so that its a snowglobe if you shake it up.

Two kinds of people in this thread:

People with a vivid recollection of what it aught to be like to party and to and/or get down and raise the roof, and the pitiful beings who have forgotten about it and spend a party smashed to not feel socially awkward, talking about how the IRS misclassified their income and the state of their mortgage payments :unwanted:

Its not a matter of age, I'm in the top 5% age bracket of the Shroomery (45yo) and prefer the type of party where a Sheekle pulls his penis in a jar antics and people actually have fun and feel free, than some kind of slightly off-center alcohol lubricated social exhange between fiscal conservatives :wink:

Fun, motherfuckers, do you speak it? :warcry:

Seriously, everybody is entitled to their kind of party, but I rather see Sheekle at his most Sheekle pulling antics than him being paralyzed by the social anxiety that's killing so many parties.


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Re: Just ordered a purple neon dildo! [Re: Sheekle]
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U should end your speech by pulling out a mic that looks like a penis and singing "im a penis in a bottle baby!" In your best girly voice. Tasteful of course.


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