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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Ancient Dildo Found
    #4454792 - 07/26/05 10:50 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: Ancient Dildo Found [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4454794 - 07/26/05 10:52 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

The prehistoric "tool" was reassembled from 14 fragments of siltstone.

the fact that they put tool in quotation marks is fuckin awesome


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Re: Ancient Dildo Found [Re: Yarry]
    #4454796 - 07/26/05 10:53 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah :lol:, the author of the article was like "how can I say dildo without using the word dildo?"


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-Erik Davis


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Re: Ancient Dildo Found [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4454801 - 07/26/05 10:55 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I've heard of historical records of dildos being used as far back as the ancient Greeks. Doesn't surprise me at all that it goes back into prehistoric times.


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Re: Ancient Dildo Found [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4454804 - 07/26/05 10:55 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

"The T?bingen team working Hohle Fels already had 13 fractured parts of the phallus in storage, but it was only with the discovery of a 14th fragment last year that the team was able finally to put the "jigsaw" together."

that musta been a hell of a 14th piece, how do you not know its a cock when your missin one piece?


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Re: Ancient Dildo Found [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4454815 - 07/26/05 11:03 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

"In addition to being a symbolic representation of male genitalia, it was also at times used for knapping flints"

hey baby, what say i come over tonight and knap your flint?

:lol:


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Re: Ancient Dildo Found [Re: Krishna]
    #4454818 - 07/26/05 11:03 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

haha i bet caveman chicks didnt shave their bush


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Re: Ancient Dildo Found [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4454841 - 07/26/05 11:18 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

There's a book I read where they talked about the origins of the word dildo.

There was some famous poet who wrote about a shipfull of dildoes sinking back in the 1700s, and he used the word dildo. It was Coleridge or someone.

I'd have to look it up again.


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Re: Ancient Dildo Found [Re: Yarry]
    #4454874 - 07/26/05 11:30 AM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Yarry said:
"The T?bingen team working Hohle Fels already had 13 fractured parts of the phallus in storage, but it was only with the discovery of a 14th fragment last year that the team was able finally to put the "jigsaw" together."

that musta been a hell of a 14th piece, how do you not know its a cock when your missin one piece?




haha, it was only last year before the scientists could put the "jigsaw" together.


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Re: Ancient Dildo Found [Re: Worldbridger]
    #4456537 - 07/26/05 06:59 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Narrator: Was it ticking?
Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
Narrator: Sorry, throwers?
Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...
[whispering]
Airport Security Officer: it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
Narrator: I don't own...


:grin: :grin:

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Re: Ancient Dildo Found [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #4456549 - 07/26/05 07:01 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

this whole post....

:rotfl: :rofl2:<----that's me....


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Re: Ancient Dildo Found [Re: CaptainH13]
    #4456556 - 07/26/05 07:03 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Yea me to!! we'll soon find out they had an ancient vibrator!
Take care


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Re: Ancient Dildo Found [Re: BetaDelta]
    #4456629 - 07/26/05 07:19 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

BetaDelta said:
Yea me to!! we'll soon find out they had an ancient vibrator!
Take care





Only the Queen had one. It took two people to operate, one to hold the dildo in her pussy while a second person, a large large eunuch, would hold that person off the ground by their feet and shake them vigorously.


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-Erik Davis


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Re: Ancient Dildo Found [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4456636 - 07/26/05 07:20 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

LOL  :rofl2:


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Re: Ancient Dildo Found [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4456826 - 07/26/05 08:08 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Wrong.

They used a crank to vibrate it. It was all machine operated.


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Re: Ancient Dildo Found [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4456834 - 07/26/05 08:12 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

*large large eunuchs = machines.


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