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 OneMoreRobot3021
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 Ancient Dildo Found 
#4454792 - 07/26/05 08:50 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.
-Erik Davis
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Yarry
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The prehistoric "tool" was reassembled from 14 fragments of siltstone.
the fact that they put tool in quotation marks is fuckin awesome
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OneMoreRobot3021
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Re: Ancient Dildo Found [Re: Yarry]
#4454796 - 07/26/05 08:53 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah  , the author of the article was like "how can I say dildo without using the word dildo?"
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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.
-Erik Davis
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Silversoul
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I've heard of historical records of dildos being used as far back as the ancient Greeks. Doesn't surprise me at all that it goes back into prehistoric times.
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Yarry
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"The T?bingen team working Hohle Fels already had 13 fractured parts of the phallus in storage, but it was only with the discovery of a 14th fragment last year that the team was able finally to put the "jigsaw" together."
that musta been a hell of a 14th piece, how do you not know its a cock when your missin one piece?
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Krishna
कृष्ण,LOL
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"In addition to being a symbolic representation of male genitalia, it was also at times used for knapping flints"
hey baby, what say i come over tonight and knap your flint?
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Yarry
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Re: Ancient Dildo Found [Re: Krishna]
#4454818 - 07/26/05 09:03 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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haha i bet caveman chicks didnt shave their bush
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 Phluck
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There's a book I read where they talked about the origins of the word dildo.
There was some famous poet who wrote about a shipfull of dildoes sinking back in the 1700s, and he used the word dildo. It was Coleridge or someone.
I'd have to look it up again.
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Worldbridger
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Re: Ancient Dildo Found [Re: Yarry]
#4454874 - 07/26/05 09:30 AM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Yarry said:
"The T?bingen team working Hohle Fels already had 13 fractured parts of the phallus in storage, but it was only with the discovery of a 14th fragment last year that the team was able finally to put the "jigsaw" together."
that musta been a hell of a 14th piece, how do you not know its a cock when your missin one piece?
haha, it was only last year before the scientists could put the "jigsaw" together.
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Penguarky Tunguin
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Narrator: Was it ticking?
Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
Narrator: Sorry, throwers?
Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...
[whispering]
Airport Security Officer: it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
Narrator: I don't own...
McKennaDMT
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CaptainH13
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this whole post....
  <----that's me....
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BetaDelta
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Re: Ancient Dildo Found [Re: CaptainH13]
#4456556 - 07/26/05 05:03 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yea me to!! we'll soon find out they had an ancient vibrator!
Take care
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OneMoreRobot3021
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Re: Ancient Dildo Found [Re: BetaDelta]
#4456629 - 07/26/05 05:19 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
BetaDelta said:
Yea me to!! we'll soon find out they had an ancient vibrator!
Take care
Only the Queen had one. It took two people to operate, one to hold the dildo in her pussy while a second person, a large large eunuch, would hold that person off the ground by their feet and shake them vigorously.
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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.
-Erik Davis
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BetaDelta
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LOL
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HELLA_TIGHT
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Wrong.
They used a crank to vibrate it. It was all machine operated.
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Krishna
कृष्ण,LOL
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Re: Ancient Dildo Found [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4456834 - 07/26/05 06:12 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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*large large eunuchs = machines.
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