koods said:

I went to Bullis, I was bullied the entire summer.

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koods said:

Once a week everyone got naked and they hosed you down en masse like a fucking concentration camp. That was our bathing schedule and nobody looked forward to it. Well water in New Hampshire is cold as fuck, even in the summer.

The last weekend of camp they psychologically tortured all the campers as a right of passage. First they made you drink from a cup that everyone spit in, then they branded you with an red hot iron from the campfire. None of it was real but a bunch of kids went running and crying away unable to deal with what they were facing. I didn't, so I finally got serious cred just in time to go home.

I guess there was fun stuff too. We spent three days portaging and canoeing 30 miles from Squam lake (the lake in the movie On Golden Pond) to the far end of Lake Winnepesauke, camping on little blueberry filled islands. We got to go on outings to Laconia and Center Harbor to go to the arcades. And we had day long capture the flag games.

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koods said:

Sheekle, how much would it take for Sheldon Adelson and Steve Wynn to cum in your ass, you squirt it out into Wynn's mouth, he shares your shity cumload with Adelson. Then he dribbles the cum, shit and spit mixture into your mouth?

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Sheekle said:

I have these big glass jars that i used to store weed in that i dont use any more so yesterday i ordered a neon purple dildo and im gonna put it in one of the jars and write "PENIS IN A BOTTLE" on the lid in sharpie and bring it to parties as a parody to the christina agulara song genie in a bottle. I'm pretty sure the dildo has a suction cup on it so I can just stick it in the middle of the jar and have it bounce around in there kinda like a bobblehead.

My plan is, I'm gonna bring it in a backpack along with a piece of paper that says the ABC's on it to a party. At one point, i'm gonna announce that I have an important speech to give, and reach into my backpack, pull out the penis in a bottle, hand it to the person next to me, and begin reciting the ABC's off the paper - while acting like the penis in a bottle I just gave someone is no big deal, and saying things like, "excuse me, but i'm trying to give this speech" and "don't worry about it", when they question me about the dildo jar thing.

When I get to the end of the ABC's speech, i'm gonna outright deny that the penis in a bottle was ever in my possession. Blame it all on the person who I gave it to, and start accusing them of bringing it to the party


Yes, I plan on literally doing this in real life. Any thoughts, questions, or concerns?

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CHeifM4sterDiezL said:

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CHeifM4sterDiezL said:

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Sheekle said:

I have these big glass jars that i used to store weed in that i dont use any more so yesterday i ordered a neon purple dildo and im gonna put it in one of the jars and write "PENIS IN A BOTTLE" on the lid in sharpie and bring it to parties as a parody to the christina agulara song genie in a bottle. I'm pretty sure the dildo has a suction cup on it so I can just stick it in the middle of the jar and have it bounce around in there kinda like a bobblehead.

My plan is, I'm gonna bring it in a backpack along with a piece of paper that says the ABC's on it to a party. At one point, i'm gonna announce that I have an important speech to give, and reach into my backpack, pull out the penis in a bottle, hand it to the person next to me, and begin reciting the ABC's off the paper - while acting like the penis in a bottle I just gave someone is no big deal, and saying things like, "excuse me, but i'm trying to give this speech" and "don't worry about it", when they question me about the dildo jar thing.

When I get to the end of the ABC's speech, i'm gonna outright deny that the penis in a bottle was ever in my possession. Blame it all on the person who I gave it to, and start accusing them of bringing it to the party


Yes, I plan on literally doing this in real life. Any thoughts, questions, or concerns?

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