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OfflineHALFemptyJOSH
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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2478704 - 03/27/04 06:14 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

smoke myself stupid and drank my insides raisin dry ~ Alkaline Trio, Private Eye


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OfflineTurd
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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2478727 - 03/27/04 06:22 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

sitting in a friend's room, where he had a marijuana plant growing in an old television set (took the tube out). We were just sitting there staring at it and I blurted out "I love this show" (we were baked as fuck)

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OfflineTurd
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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2478729 - 03/27/04 06:23 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

friend on shrooms, blurted randomly after 10 minutes of silence:

"What the fuck is up with the number 1?"

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Turd]
    #2478964 - 03/27/04 07:25 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

My friend who I gave mushrooms to the first time

"you have your weird face on"

"my mouse is drippy"

"What the FUCK is in my pockets?"


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OfflineNoviseer
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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2479122 - 03/27/04 08:10 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

me, on a camping trip, an 8th of cubes. "there's flies in this tent, but I LOVE THEM! They make trails!"

also

non-tripping buddy: What's D freaking out about?
me: oh, nothing, he's just coming out of the closet
D: Shut up, I'm not gay, wait, am I? omigod omigod i jusdunno amigay?

for the record, D is clearly not gay, but agonized over his sexuality for about an hour of the trip, lol

later, same trip

D: C! get out of the sun!
me: why man, it feels soooo good. ahhh
D: I'm a vampire, the sun kills me!
me: no it doesn't
D: yes it does, think about it man, it really does! (while shrinking back into the tent)

later, same trip

D: (while peeing) There's a bee! while I pee! it looks like Dan C. Dan C, see a bee, take a pee, bee, C, bee pee! ahhhh! (comes running out of the forest with a psychotic look on his face)

that was the most intense trip of either of our lives, an 8th of aborts, so much fun, so weird and wild.


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Offlinefilthysock
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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2479197 - 03/27/04 08:39 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

My friend on shrooms:

He was looking over at a box, a baggie of mushrooms, a plastic bag, his school bag and some loose stuff lying on the ground.

T: "Wow, so many things...! Do we really have to go now?"

G: "Yeah, we gotta go cause..." (something something)

T: "Ok, lemme think, the stuff here, would go nicely in this bag here, wait no, well actually it might fit there, well if I put my bag in my bag I would have a bag in my bag with things in it, what if I just put all the things in my bag, no wait, what about the the things in the box, where do I put the things, ok, I got it now, this goes here, this goes there........"
So on and so forth.

I missed out on that trip though.

One with me and my friend G tripping at the beach.

Me: "I like plant stuff more than things, plant stuff are sooo much more... harmonic"

G: "yeah..."

Me: "But if you think about it all plant stuff is a thang, and all things are things, and if you really think about it all things are made out of thangs..."

We spent the rest of the trip talking about things and thangs, it was really funny, even (especially) then, but it did get really philosophical in the end.

Edit: It makes alot more sense in Norwegian, for the norwegians reading this, ting og tang, ikkesant? Vi s? p? tang i havet og ting p? stranden....
In norwegian tang means seaweed, like thang right... we were looking at seaweed, hint hint... ah forget it!


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Edited by filthysock (03/27/04 08:43 PM)

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Noviseer]
    #2479243 - 03/27/04 08:54 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

:lol:  that is the funniest shit!!! that is a great trip for sure..(I can't stop laughing to type this out.) :grin:


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Turd said:
sitting in a friend's room, where he had a marijuana plant growing in an old television set (took the tube out).  We were just sitting there staring at it and I blurted out "I love this show"    (we were baked as fuck)





:lol:  I about died laughing.

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2479283 - 03/27/04 09:05 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

I mixed a quarter gram of 10x salvia with a giant-ass hit of DMT and my GF said I kept saying "If thats not really happening to me, this is the greatest thing ever!"
BTW, I wouldn't recommend doing salvia and DMT...... Got way scary at the salvia peak. (Seemed like a good idea at the time, but I almost knocked over a 55 gallon aquarium jumping away from the lawn jockey comin to attack)

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2479297 - 03/27/04 09:09 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

my good buddy Sean Penn (not)
"that's my skull!!"
"I'm soo wasted!!"


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OfflineAtreau
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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2479641 - 03/29/04 11:39 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Awwwww....there are no more quotes to read!  These were fucking hilarious!
All I would have are some stupid pot jokes, most of which I can't remember fully and all of which are only really funny to me and the friends who were included. 
I'll be shrooming this coming weekend though (hopefully!), and I'll keep a log of quotes....I should start doing that for my stoned quotes anyway. 
Hopefully I'll be able to write intelligently while shrooming....it was really hard the first time.

-Atreau :rolleyes:

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Atreau]
    #2479838 - 03/29/04 12:58 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

"The word 'the' wears overalls and a straw hat... It works in the fields... Right now it is cooking bacon and eggs for its family.."

" Well, that is really unique. Who else do you know whose 'the' can do that?"

"There's a whole town full of them! And they're laughing at me! "

Me, this weekend on 2C-I.


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I didn't sell out-
I bought in."

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OfflineFlux
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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: valour]
    #2479984 - 03/29/04 01:34 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

I called a store a pit viper on 2c-i this weekend, I meant to call it a snake pit.


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    #2480313 - 03/29/04 02:48 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

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Edited by Yrtlzmo (02/03/13 12:52 PM)

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OfflineRequiem
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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: FatVsAsia]
    #2480679 - 03/29/04 04:28 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

I have another one, but it's more of what we did, not said.
Back when I use to smoke I Wendy's was opening up. It was like 12:30 am and my friend and i was stoned, and of course we wanted something to snack on. So we got to the Wendy and wait in the drive-thru lane for like 15 minutes before we released that the Wendy's hadn't opened up yet.


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2480680 - 03/29/04 04:29 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

"Don't you call me Frodo! I'm a non-violent guy who will hit you on mescaline."--HB, on mescaline


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2480732 - 03/29/04 04:52 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

First time on LSD. My friend was asking me how it was because he wasnt tripping yet.

I said, "well you are turning into a...a... A LION LIZARD." Then i realised what i said and started laughing my ass off. I turned to the chair next to me and yelled, "DONT TOUCH ME", and i pushed it.


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OfflineMr. Faggot
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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: whiterabbit13]
    #2480780 - 03/29/04 05:02 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Shrooms

"Drugs complete me."

Nick

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OfflineYouEnjoyMyself
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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Mr. Faggot]
    #2480852 - 03/29/04 05:23 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

this kid awhile ago, while we were all on a bunch of DXM, were talking about stupid crap and he starts saying

"The clouds are a big murral that the gods are painting for us." 
Me and my friend started laughing at him, and thought it was stupid.
Then he went on trying to convince us that it was true.

me and my friends have said plenty of funny things but i can't think of any :frown:


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2480957 - 03/29/04 05:48 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)



Me, to a friend having a tough time sparking a bowl:
"If you're too stoned to smoke, you're probably too stoned to smoke."


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no flamz in da ODD, if you got nothing to contribute then keep yo lips zipped
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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Wysefool]
    #2483483 - 03/30/04 12:12 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

BlackZombie said:
Me on MDA:
"Whenever I find whatever I was looking for I'm gonna do whatever it was I was gonna do with it."

On shrooms:
" I just went insane and I think it kinda hurt my head!"




funny


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