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quotes from your favorite drug!
    #2468168 - 03/24/04 03:52 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

just post quotes that you or a friend have said while on a drug of choice. name the drug and then the quote.

I will go first.


this is my roommate on acid for the first time.

"OH MY GOD!!! That kittie litter did not need to just do that!!!" ~Luke

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2468194 - 03/24/04 04:02 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Got any hotdogs?

Definately had to be there though
it was at a festival..and we pretty much were tripping on some substance or another for 5 days....every time we peaked hungry hippies would come out of nowhere and be like heh got any hot dogs?
I still bust out laughing if you say that while im tripping

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2468196 - 03/24/04 04:02 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Lots of Psilocybe cyanescens, my girlfriend to the dog: "I wish you could talk."


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2468209 - 03/24/04 04:06 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

zerohero said:
just post quotes that you or a friend have said while on a drug of choice.  name the drug and then the quote. 

I will go first.


this is my roommate on acid for the first time.

"OH MY GOD!!! That kittie litter did not need to just do that!!!" ~Luke




hahhahahhahah
that was the quote i was going to put before i opened the thread...that was one of the funniest acid quotes, just because of the randomness and chaos at the time

he like went into the bathroom and the acid was just starting to really kick in for him i guess....suddenly we hear him scream "AAAAAAAAA" from in the bathroom and we were like "WTF?" and then he comes running out of the bathroom and says that quote. We just started cracking up.  Good times :lol:

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2468211 - 03/24/04 04:08 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Friend: "THe ceiling is turning into bursting open ribcages"
Me: Dude shut the fuck up youre scaring the squirrel

Large dose of B+

Edited by Bacha (03/24/04 04:09 PM)

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! *DELETED* [Re: ]
    #2468220 - 03/24/04 04:12 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2468222 - 03/24/04 04:12 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

One time on like 700mg of dxm I started talking to my cat calling him an asshole and saying that he was plotting against me.  He knocked my natural born killers dvd off the back of my dresser and i couldn't find it.  then i saw him laying on my dresser and i was just like "i see how it is buddy!"

Good times good times :lol:


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: DannyT]
    #2468232 - 03/24/04 04:16 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

On a high dosage shroom trip, I had left the room and went outside for a nightly walk in some very eirily lit and mystical woods. I had quite an experience, including an encounter with a mysterious raccoon who i befriended. Anyway, when I got back to the room that was being lit by a single blacklight and DSoTM playing, the first thing i noticed was a white piece of paper lying on the floor with small words written on it in hilighter: "Don't mind me". hahahaha I flipped out and searched the whole place looking for whoever wrote it.

oh and our common 5-MeO-AMT saying:
"All I see are eyes and teeth."

Edited by fearfect (03/24/04 04:28 PM)

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2468246 - 03/24/04 04:22 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Wow, I have a bunch of them.  I remember them because I keep a journal of my tripping experiences, including random things I've said while tripping.  These are all on shrooms:

:heart: "We make our own reality". 
:heart: "You know what?  Laughter doesn't really have a purpose". 
:heart: "This...this experience is beyond poison". 
:heart: "I'm painting the smirking mushroom". 
:heart: "Theres so much more of the world...then I ever thought.  It glows". 


And some others, but I've said alot of strange things while tripping (as I'm sure we all have, hehe) that I don't exactly recall.

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: MOTH]
    #2468294 - 03/24/04 04:37 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

I get dejavu reading you're quotes Ellemy. THats the type of things I say and think when I'm shrooming, I'm in to much awe to put words on what I'm thinking (or learning!) but it makes sense to me and my tripping friends during the trip, to others its just hippy-mumble-jumble. I'll post a quote when I remember a good one.


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2468353 - 03/24/04 05:03 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

One semester i lived in an apartment with 3 other people. I left a book for writting on the coffee table. Some of the conversations we had while fucked up were pretty side splitting! granted most didn't really make sense....
Here are some of the more brilliant things that came out of our mouths...

- when you put green juice in a green cup, it doesn't look green any more.
-That chicken is the devil mother!
-you practice the art of bringing conversation to a screaching halt.
-while friend chokes on chips...."he's got food in his air hole and air in his food hole"

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: BenFungTorez]
    #2468456 - 03/24/04 05:32 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

My cannabis tastes like phlegm. said that after knocking off gravity hits all day.

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #2468508 - 03/24/04 05:47 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Someone i know while tripping on lsd:
"Holy shit, Bill Cosby is fucking a steamroller!"

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2468644 - 03/24/04 06:47 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

"Just got back from the Pubic Hair Relocation Center."

Answering my friends mom, after a long day of shrooming.


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: bert]
    #2468652 - 03/24/04 06:51 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

ADD- "THIS IS HOW THE CHILDREN DO IT ! (SINGING)  TRA LA LA LA LA!!!


LOTS OF WHITE WIDOW :laugh:

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: notapillow]
    #2468654 - 03/24/04 06:52 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

That was so classic!

You had to be there!

:lol: :lol: :nut: :nut: :yesnod: :lol: :lol:

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Mr. Faggot]
    #2468667 - 03/24/04 06:54 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

"Dude if you get caught tell your mom I went to get a burrito." from a fat kid

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2468693 - 03/24/04 06:59 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

not my favorite drug, but a good quote:

me and a few freinds were on dxm. some guys were up, trying to hit a bat in the room with a broom. One of them hit the bat into the ceiling fan, from where it flew onto a freinds face, and stayed there.
His response?

He was quiet and still for a couple seconds, and then, "It feels... fuzzy"

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2468786 - 03/24/04 07:23 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

"I....I have points!" This comes from my friend, while we are all sitting in Denny's around 6am still trippin hard from some cubes. He had basically stopped talking a few hours back cause he was just tripping so hard, he couldn't. He would try to speak but all that would come out would be laughter, mumbling, or whispering....until the famous "I have points".


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: shroomer44]
    #2468853 - 03/24/04 07:37 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

shroomer44 said:
Someone i know while tripping on lsd:
"Holy shit, Bill Cosby is fucking a steamroller!"





Awesome dude, and sooooo true!


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: simplemachine]
    #2468889 - 03/24/04 07:45 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

hhahaha
i got a good one
i was high
and my freind was pissed at somthing i cant remember
i wanted to cheer him up
we were siting on the side of a lake when just then a bag of doritos floted by
abd i said "CHIPS AHOY!!!"
that cheered him up :laugh:


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: notapillow]
    #2468910 - 03/24/04 07:52 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

haha "chips a-hoy, captain!"


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2469063 - 03/24/04 08:36 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Camping and on shrooms with a friend. He kept coming up with ideas and then suggesting that I do it. Examples... "You think that fire could use another log? (I reply yes) Well why don't you throw one on there." "You need another beer? (I reply yes) Well grab me one while you're up."

Finally I got fed up with his 'suggestions' and I blurted out the line..."You invented the wheel, You push the motherfucker!!"


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2469082 - 03/24/04 08:42 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Cubes. Two friends were discussing get rich quick schemes, and I wish I could provide the exact context, but:
Friend one: "...blown glass wind chimes..."
Friend two: "Bovine bonsai kits for Japanese beef..."


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2469167 - 03/24/04 08:59 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

My friend was trippin really hard on shrooms. He broke a glass and we hear him yell "FUCK YOU, IMBECILE, IT'S YOUR FAULT!!!" So we go see what he was doing and he says:

"That glass called me a moron just because I broke him! As if it was my goddamn fault!!!!"


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: phi1618]
    #2469193 - 03/24/04 09:03 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

phi1618 said:
not my favorite drug, but a good quote:

me and a few freinds were on dxm. some guys were up, trying to hit a bat in the room with a broom. One of them hit the bat into the ceiling fan, from where it flew onto a freinds face, and stayed there.
His response?

He was quiet and still for a couple seconds, and then, "It feels... fuzzy"




dude i just busted out laughing for a good 5 mins...i would have killed myself if i was there...picturing it my head is almost too much for my sanity


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Snape]
    #2469201 - 03/24/04 09:06 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Snape said:
My friend was trippin really hard on shrooms. He broke a glass and we hear him yell "FUCK YOU, IMBECILE, IT'S YOUR FAULT!!!" So we go see what he was doing and he says:

"That glass called me a moron just because I broke him! As if it was my goddamn fault!!!!"




LOL! this thread is too much


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2469235 - 03/24/04 09:12 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Shrooms, almost every time:
"I can't believe this is illegal!"

Ketamine:
"It's like a puppet show for imbeciles!"

fiancee after thrashing about on a nitrous hit while shrooming:
"I've come to bring you this message from beyond....SOMETHING'S BURNING!"
(something was burning)


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: valour]
    #2469296 - 03/24/04 09:28 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

"I can't believe this is illegal!"
Classic.
What was burning?


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #2469318 - 03/24/04 09:34 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Smilies.


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Vulture]
    #2469399 - 03/24/04 09:55 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Vulture said:
Quote:

phi1618 said:
not my favorite drug, but a good quote:

me and a few freinds were on dxm. some guys were up, trying to hit a bat in the room with a broom. One of them hit the bat into the ceiling fan, from where it flew onto a freinds face, and stayed there.
His response?

He was quiet and still for a couple seconds, and then, "It feels... fuzzy"




dude i just busted out laughing for a good 5 mins...i would have killed myself if i was there...picturing it my head is almost too much for my sanity




y was there a bat in the room :lol:


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: notapillow]
    #2469534 - 03/24/04 10:20 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

I was trippin on shrooms upstairsd in my trip hut i turn to notapillow and say

"I figured it out. X = shrooms. I mean think about."

:lol:

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Mr. Faggot]
    #2469547 - 03/24/04 10:24 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Just thought of another one. Same night with notapillow upstairs in the trip hut. And i had a broken wrist with a cast on at the time.So notapillow moves over to get something and puts his knee on my arm and crushes it.

"dude your on my arm"

"o sorry i forgot you broke it"

"no my other arm"

and we just started laughing good times with notapillow :nut:

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2469611 - 03/24/04 10:39 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

"We're going a million miles an hour!!!!!!"--from first ecstacy experience(I was riding in my friend's truck on the freeway when I started peaking--we were actually only going 65 mph).


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    #2469626 - 03/24/04 10:44 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Great stuff.  :smile:

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ChiefThunderbong]
    #2469639 - 03/24/04 10:48 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

"Huh, what?" my friend was saying this every 5 minutes while on shrooms.
Also
"I can feel the music, I mean I can actually feel the music" another friend once again on shrooms.


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: MOTH]
    #2469704 - 03/24/04 11:10 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Is your night w/ said shroomerite concluded, and if so, how was the miracle?


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #2469731 - 03/24/04 11:17 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

"I have a love for all sea creatures" ~ zerohero

Moments before tripping on San Pedro :lol:

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #2469758 - 03/24/04 11:31 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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Is your night w/ said shroomerite concluded, and if so, how was the miracle?




Check out my thread on the subject  :smile:

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2470191 - 03/25/04 01:52 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)

oh man, soooo many.  where to start? (all of the following on mushrooms)

"guys, look at the sky!" -me
"fuck the sky man, it ATE MY HEAD!" -friend

"I cant look at (friend) and not laugh, cause all i think about is CRACK!" -other friend

"this pool is deep!" friend
"so's life!" -other friend

soo many others that are too hard to explain unless you were there, but just like ellemyshshade, i keep a list of good quotes from tripping experiences!

cool thread guys :sun:


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2470403 - 03/25/04 02:08 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)

My b/f at the peak of a shroom trip "can you ask everyone to leave now please"? (we were alone!)


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    #2471263 - 03/25/04 02:31 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)

My mate on shrooms when we got pulled by the old bill " Sorry officer i dont speak" :smile:

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Cather]
    #2471489 - 03/25/04 02:42 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Me on MDA:
"Whenever I find whatever I was looking for I'm gonna do whatever it was I was gonna do with it."

On shrooms:
" I just went insane and I think it kinda hurt my head!"


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Wysefool]
    #2472170 - 03/25/04 03:58 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: this thread is some funnyshit

tothesummit- I always wondered where that quote came from :nut:

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Wysefool]
    #2472176 - 03/25/04 04:06 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

"Whenever I find whatever I was looking for I'm gonna do whatever it was I was gonna do with it."




I always feel that way at some point while im trippin.

that reminds me of one.
Me and my buddy where sittin bout a 1/2 mile above a festival.

me "look at the thing"
buddy"that thing is cooool"

a couple minutes later, after snapping back..
"heh whered the thing go?"
(my friend starts "dancin" on the edge of the cliff)
"Get it off me man!!"
calm him down and remove whats poking..or (biting as he says) him..
both toghether"THE THING!"

the thing was a datura pod that stuck to his pants :smirk:

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Requiem]
    #2472259 - 03/25/04 06:16 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Requiem said:
"Huh, what?" my friend was saying this every 5 minutes while on shrooms.





LoL...yup, same thing happened to me alot when I tripped. I'd always feel like as if some major larger-than-life incident just happened 2 secs ago, and me and my friends would always chaotically glance at each other in the most perplexed and twisted faces like
"huh?...what??"
"I....yea.."
"what?"
"huh"
"-shrugs-"
"...-unintelligible incoherent mumblejumbo klingon-"
"Huh?"

and then we'd just damn near die laughing :lol:

Quote:

Cather said:
My mate on shrooms when we got pulled by the old bill " Sorry officer i dont speak" :smile:




:lol: :lol: :lol:





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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2472400 - 03/25/04 08:10 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Ohhh, forgot I dated this one girl for about a year. I was fairly coldhearted at the time and was only in it for the sex. For better or worse, this was also when I began my entheogenic experiments. I would often trip on the L-S-D when we went to a friend's place to hang out and watch movies, and I wouldn't tell her - I'd just make sure she drove.
One time, I felt guilty about this, so when we got back to her place:
"I've been tripping on acid tonight."
"I was wondering why you were staring at my hands all night."
"Um...yeah."
"So, what's it like...?"
(always a mistake to ask someone who is currently tripping...but I tried to sincerely explain anyway)
"OK! So imagine you have this mountain of pots! And the pots pop open and inside each one is a frog! And when the frogs croak, another pot pops out of its mouth, and there's a frog ~inside~ each one of those!"

I went on for about ten minutes, until I noticed her shrinking away to the other side of the bed.

I'm not making this up.
Poor girl.


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2472499 - 03/25/04 09:08 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)

I got another one.

My brother was high as a kite on weed (He was only 12 then, so even a small amount of pot threw him on the ground). We were playing Goldeneye on N64 and he said:

"Yay I scored loads of goals, but where's the fucking ball?"


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: monkey_monkey]
    #2472589 - 03/25/04 09:55 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)

My friend was stoned once. We weren't talking, and after a long pause he just says "I really like when people buy me food." One day I'd like to inscribe that and put it in a plaque for him.


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2472781 - 03/25/04 11:24 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)

My friend and I were in a basement on shrooms and after a long silence, he blurted out: "The road, it's melting."


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2473855 - 03/25/04 05:17 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

My really high friend
"I haven't felt this good since...last tuesday."


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: idontclassify]
    #2473973 - 03/25/04 06:01 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

You guys got great quote!! :lol:

I love them. :smile:


ok let me see if I can find another one from my achives.

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    #2473984 - 03/25/04 06:03 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

on 2CI, a bunch of people were playing video games...and i later find out i was mumbling something to the effect of:
"id like to plug one of those controllers into the ceiling and play that game for a while"

also on 2CI, a conversation shifted from the group to just me and one of my best buddies jesse who is also a bit of a burnout, and was lost into mumbling...my roommate says "you two guys are like a bad game of pong"....followed by jesse quickly saying "i missed....your turn".


on mushrooms:
sitting in a parked car outside....my buddy jerry says nothing for almost 4 hours....and i ask if he is ok and he shouts "dont even get me started on the turtle"

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2478088 - 03/27/04 01:23 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

ok I found some more!


this is my buddy chris, he was really stoned and drunk... he never tried X before and I was telling him how great it is.

"Get some X!!!! Get some X!!!! I got the money to buy this shit now!" - chris

this is my best friend, he was talking while stoned... I love this quote because as obsure as it is, its makes total sense! :smile:

"If I stretch my mind thin enough I can go cold
turkey and learn how to behave sane all over again."
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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2478377 - 03/27/04 03:34 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

My friend on E,"Man, i dunno, but dirt. I like licking dirt."


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2478429 - 03/27/04 04:04 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Cubes, friend: "My dials are pupilated."
Acid, friend: "If someone called me crazy right now, I swear I'd kill them."


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Che_Night_Soil]
    #2478459 - 03/27/04 04:14 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

hahaha i got a few new ones from my trip on thursday

ME- my freind was opining the door with a stick and the stick broke and fell down,
no big deal , and my freind said "oh,i lost the stick"
and i was tripping so hard i couldent remember what the stick was i thought it was important so i said "OH MY FUCKING GOD!! ARE YOU SERIOUS!! WHAT R WE GONNA DO NOW!!!!"

anouther one by me
ADD was answering his cell phone while he was tripping an he was like i wonder who htis is
even thought he knew it was this girl
and i said "oh its probly the cops, there coming to give u a drug test and beat u with sticks!"


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2478498 - 03/27/04 04:30 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

friend while high " I WANNA GO TO NEW HAMPSURE AND GET BLAZED"


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    #2478510 - 03/27/04 04:37 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

My best friend, while stoned and watching a show about sharks on the Discovery channel:
"Ya, if I got bit by a shark, it'd be no big deal."


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    #2478704 - 03/27/04 06:14 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

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    #2478727 - 03/27/04 06:22 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

sitting in a friend's room, where he had a marijuana plant growing in an old television set (took the tube out). We were just sitting there staring at it and I blurted out "I love this show" (we were baked as fuck)

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2478729 - 03/27/04 06:23 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

friend on shrooms, blurted randomly after 10 minutes of silence:

"What the fuck is up with the number 1?"

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Turd]
    #2478964 - 03/27/04 07:25 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

My friend who I gave mushrooms to the first time

"you have your weird face on"

"my mouse is drippy"

"What the FUCK is in my pockets?"


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2479122 - 03/27/04 08:10 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

me, on a camping trip, an 8th of cubes. "there's flies in this tent, but I LOVE THEM! They make trails!"

also

non-tripping buddy: What's D freaking out about?
me: oh, nothing, he's just coming out of the closet
D: Shut up, I'm not gay, wait, am I? omigod omigod i jusdunno amigay?

for the record, D is clearly not gay, but agonized over his sexuality for about an hour of the trip, lol

later, same trip

D: C! get out of the sun!
me: why man, it feels soooo good. ahhh
D: I'm a vampire, the sun kills me!
me: no it doesn't
D: yes it does, think about it man, it really does! (while shrinking back into the tent)

later, same trip

D: (while peeing) There's a bee! while I pee! it looks like Dan C. Dan C, see a bee, take a pee, bee, C, bee pee! ahhhh! (comes running out of the forest with a psychotic look on his face)

that was the most intense trip of either of our lives, an 8th of aborts, so much fun, so weird and wild.


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2479197 - 03/27/04 08:39 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

My friend on shrooms:

He was looking over at a box, a baggie of mushrooms, a plastic bag, his school bag and some loose stuff lying on the ground.

T: "Wow, so many things...! Do we really have to go now?"

G: "Yeah, we gotta go cause..." (something something)

T: "Ok, lemme think, the stuff here, would go nicely in this bag here, wait no, well actually it might fit there, well if I put my bag in my bag I would have a bag in my bag with things in it, what if I just put all the things in my bag, no wait, what about the the things in the box, where do I put the things, ok, I got it now, this goes here, this goes there........"
So on and so forth.

I missed out on that trip though.

One with me and my friend G tripping at the beach.

Me: "I like plant stuff more than things, plant stuff are sooo much more... harmonic"

G: "yeah..."

Me: "But if you think about it all plant stuff is a thang, and all things are things, and if you really think about it all things are made out of thangs..."

We spent the rest of the trip talking about things and thangs, it was really funny, even (especially) then, but it did get really philosophical in the end.

Edit: It makes alot more sense in Norwegian, for the norwegians reading this, ting og tang, ikkesant? Vi s? p? tang i havet og ting p? stranden....
In norwegian tang means seaweed, like thang right... we were looking at seaweed, hint hint... ah forget it!


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Noviseer]
    #2479243 - 03/27/04 08:54 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

:lol:  that is the funniest shit!!! that is a great trip for sure..(I can't stop laughing to type this out.) :grin:


Quote:

Turd said:
sitting in a friend's room, where he had a marijuana plant growing in an old television set (took the tube out).  We were just sitting there staring at it and I blurted out "I love this show"    (we were baked as fuck)





:lol:  I about died laughing.

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    #2479283 - 03/27/04 09:05 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

I mixed a quarter gram of 10x salvia with a giant-ass hit of DMT and my GF said I kept saying "If thats not really happening to me, this is the greatest thing ever!"
BTW, I wouldn't recommend doing salvia and DMT...... Got way scary at the salvia peak. (Seemed like a good idea at the time, but I almost knocked over a 55 gallon aquarium jumping away from the lawn jockey comin to attack)

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2479297 - 03/27/04 09:09 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

my good buddy Sean Penn (not)
"that's my skull!!"
"I'm soo wasted!!"


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2479641 - 03/29/04 11:39 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Awwwww....there are no more quotes to read!  These were fucking hilarious!
All I would have are some stupid pot jokes, most of which I can't remember fully and all of which are only really funny to me and the friends who were included. 
I'll be shrooming this coming weekend though (hopefully!), and I'll keep a log of quotes....I should start doing that for my stoned quotes anyway. 
Hopefully I'll be able to write intelligently while shrooming....it was really hard the first time.

-Atreau :rolleyes:

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Atreau]
    #2479838 - 03/29/04 12:58 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

"The word 'the' wears overalls and a straw hat... It works in the fields... Right now it is cooking bacon and eggs for its family.."

" Well, that is really unique. Who else do you know whose 'the' can do that?"

"There's a whole town full of them! And they're laughing at me! "

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: valour]
    #2479984 - 03/29/04 01:34 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

I called a store a pit viper on 2c-i this weekend, I meant to call it a snake pit.


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    #2480313 - 03/29/04 02:48 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: FatVsAsia]
    #2480679 - 03/29/04 04:28 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

I have another one, but it's more of what we did, not said.
Back when I use to smoke I Wendy's was opening up. It was like 12:30 am and my friend and i was stoned, and of course we wanted something to snack on. So we got to the Wendy and wait in the drive-thru lane for like 15 minutes before we released that the Wendy's hadn't opened up yet.


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    #2480680 - 03/29/04 04:29 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

"Don't you call me Frodo! I'm a non-violent guy who will hit you on mescaline."--HB, on mescaline


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    #2480732 - 03/29/04 04:52 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

First time on LSD. My friend was asking me how it was because he wasnt tripping yet.

I said, "well you are turning into a...a... A LION LIZARD." Then i realised what i said and started laughing my ass off. I turned to the chair next to me and yelled, "DONT TOUCH ME", and i pushed it.


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    #2480780 - 03/29/04 05:02 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Shrooms

"Drugs complete me."

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    #2480852 - 03/29/04 05:23 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

this kid awhile ago, while we were all on a bunch of DXM, were talking about stupid crap and he starts saying

"The clouds are a big murral that the gods are painting for us." 
Me and my friend started laughing at him, and thought it was stupid.
Then he went on trying to convince us that it was true.

me and my friends have said plenty of funny things but i can't think of any :frown:


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    #2480957 - 03/29/04 05:48 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)



Me, to a friend having a tough time sparking a bowl:
"If you're too stoned to smoke, you're probably too stoned to smoke."


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Wysefool]
    #2483483 - 03/30/04 12:12 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

BlackZombie said:
Me on MDA:
"Whenever I find whatever I was looking for I'm gonna do whatever it was I was gonna do with it."

On shrooms:
" I just went insane and I think it kinda hurt my head!"




funny


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Noviseer]
    #2483701 - 03/30/04 01:10 PM (20 years, 2 months ago)

"fuckin A, oat soda!"

and... this chick whom was tripping with me, everytime she heard anything, would look at me and ask "spies?"

after getting baked and zombying out for half an hour to the history channel special on the ottobon, my friend looks at me and YELLS "who the fuck cares?"

"heres the deer"
"the ice is slick"


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2485977 - 03/31/04 12:12 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)

Shrooms
E: "Dude, do you see that bird?"
Me: "You mean that plastic flamingo?"
E: "Yeah, it's looking at me."

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: ]
    #2486045 - 03/31/04 12:51 AM (20 years, 2 months ago)

One 3gs of cubes
J: This beer is sweating on me (it was hot)
me: So sweat on it back!
J: (holding bottle to head) Grrrrrr!

Another time on slightly higher dose, we had been saying, for at least 5 minutes, back and fourth, "eeeeehhhh, eeeeee, eeyyyyyeeee, oooooohhhhh, yoooouuuu..."over and over. We were really tripping on the quality of the simple sounds all streached out like that.
A while later, B showed up. To see what would happen, I say it to him, "eeeeehhhh, eeeeee, eeyyyyyeeee, oooooohhhhh, yoooouuuu..."
To which he atply replied, "aaannnndddd sooooommmtimmmeeessss whhhhhyyyy."


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Anonymous]
    #2974375 - 08/07/04 01:03 AM (19 years, 10 months ago)

One time while trippin on 5-meo-amt my friend was layin on the ground and we hadn't said a word for like 3 hours cuz we were trippin our nuts off, we ate like 20 doses throughout the day, but he was eating skittles and outta no where hes like 'I think the skittles are givin me the skiddles' funniest thing ever, it made me feel alot better too, to just laugh cuz i was trippin so hard

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: gdman]
    #2974390 - 08/07/04 01:09 AM (19 years, 10 months ago)

i miss zerohero
what happened to him :frown:


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: notapillow]
    #2974497 - 08/07/04 01:45 AM (19 years, 10 months ago)

I can't think of any quotes that my friends have said, but one thing that I said while on DXM always made me think. The way the DXM was working was that I would get an idea, and the more and more I would ramble on about it the more I understood it, until I peaked in my understanding of it, and then completely forgot what I was talking about right after. I was trying to understand visualizations, and I said

"It's so obvious they aren't there that you can see them"

It hasn't made sense yet, but it made perfect sense when I said it.


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: freddurgan]
    #2974714 - 08/07/04 04:44 AM (19 years, 10 months ago)

Me on shrooms:

"I really want to throw this beer in my face. You know, I think I will."

*Splash*

It was a glorious experience.

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: deafpanda]
    #2974716 - 08/07/04 04:50 AM (19 years, 10 months ago)

Friend on a speed binge:

"Its dark, the Internet is silent."


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Scarfmeister]
    #2975170 - 08/07/04 11:46 AM (19 years, 10 months ago)

- About 11g of fresh (1.1g dry) tasmanias and mazatapecs. Me and two friends were about to go on a walk.

Me:"Okay, does anybody have anything illegal on them?"
Jill: "No....... *long pause*.... cept my brain!!!"

-Me and two friends another night on cubes standing in my kitchen... this is the first time we've been inside let alone stand up from our chairs on the deck for about 3 1/2, 4 hours. We were just staning in a circle i the middle of a kitchen.

Me: "Holy SHIT its small in here"
Greg and Tom: "Yeah, we're going back outside"
Tom: "Wait!"
Me and Greg: "What?"
Tom: "This cup.... it has a nice shape"
Me: "Yeah, it does have a nice shape"
Greg: "Yeah, nice shape"
Me: "Yup nice shape"
Tom: "Its got a good shape"
Me" "Yeah good shape"
Greg: "Jolly good"
Me: "Jolly good shape"
Tom" Yup jolly good"
randomly all three of us rambling staring at the cup in Tom's hands seperately for about a minute: "Yeah, jolly good shape" "... mmmhmmm, good shape", "yup jolly good" over and over again.
*moment of silence, looked at each other and busted out laughing.*

-On dramamine when I was 16 with Tom.
Me: "DUDE, the ceiling is like... sinking in... look at it"
Tom: "Yeah it always does that"
Me: "Oh, I've never noticed it."

-Me and Jill comming down off acid after about 11 hours, bout 7 am sitting at lakefront looking out and a boat drives by. We both just stare at it as it drives by as it blows the fuck out of our minds
Me:" Thats the most real thing I've seen all night...."
Jill: "Yeah, it was just like... gliding across the water"


I dunno therse plenty more, just haveta think of them


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Edge]
    #2975753 - 08/07/04 03:01 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

I gave one of my friends some shrooms and he had one of those trips where you literally roll on the floor laughing. Here's what started it... "Dude look at your cat, he's smiling at me!" He started laughing and never stopped. It was soooo hilarious he had me laughing and I wasn't even tripping. My wife and I, the first time we ever did shrooms. It was the hardest trip I have ever experienced we both looked at each other and said "Is this real?" "This can't be real." After that, bye bye reality.

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Anonymous]
    #2975763 - 08/07/04 03:04 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

My friend on shrooms: "Reality exists."


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Anonymous]
    #2975775 - 08/07/04 03:07 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

shrooms- "Ooooeoe Its not that the MUSIC is a PART of meee, I am INN THE MUSIC!!!! "

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: vampirism]
    #2975852 - 08/07/04 03:39 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

My friend on shrooms:

"It feels like my tongue is a hundred mile high mountain, and we are explorers at the base"

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Anonymous]
    #2975857 - 08/07/04 03:41 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

you guys are fucking HILARIOUS...My roomie trippin on potent cubs..staring into my blacklight...



"THIS BLACKLIGHT LIES....LIAR!"


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Anonymous]
    #2976278 - 08/07/04 06:06 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

me on acid, when i was 14 i dropped at school...
talking about how hard it is to act sober...."i think they know, because my eyes just wont stop smiling" (which made perfect sence in my mind at the time) and my sober buddy is just like, "damn dude, your fucked up arent you"

this ones not really a quote but a funny story, me and 2 freinds were shroomin and we wandered into wall-mart for some reason...we started talking about how lame money is and how it really has no value, and my buddy is like "yeah, its worth the same as this peice of paper" and pulls out a paper that was in his pocket...*dude continues fondeling a bag of candy he had his eye on*..."i should be able to pay for this with paper" so we'r like go for it, (just joking around) so he walks off and about 5 min later he comes back and tells us about how he just walked up to the regester and tried to buy the candy, the checker says "thats $2.75" so he writes 2.75 on his paper and sets it in front of her...she just kinda looks at him all perplexed so he pushes it closer to her. "that costs $2.75" she says...by now he realised how messed up he was and just walks off.

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Anonymous]
    #2976480 - 08/07/04 07:35 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

my friend on shrooms and drunk got causght by a cop and crashed into a pole and the cop asked him why he did that he said "my mom told me to hit myself in the face,whenever i felt bad"


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Anonymous]
    #2976521 - 08/07/04 07:57 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

Years ago my brother a friend and i came up witha revolation while on LSD...

Dude...icecream has no bones!


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Anonymous]
    #2976699 - 08/07/04 09:40 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

me it was walking by 3 skinny dippers after toking/drinking right by them for about 1 hour and saying (are those deer?). really thought i saw 3 deer, but no one else saw it..

another one was my friend explaning the fine details of how "car sex" is just like dogs mounting but in reality a littler car (perhaps a mini, or frefly?) pops out of the front of the bottom car and thus a new car is born.

hes a hick so its cool.


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Anonymous]
    #2977299 - 08/08/04 12:55 AM (19 years, 10 months ago)

30 something mg of 2ci, no food in stomach and a couple beers.

to make these quotes as funny as they were, you must know that when i trip, sometimes i get a slight case of tourrette's syndrome. It's really fucking weird, but very, very amusing

quote number one: (after a long moment of complet silence)
"Uhh... number,lettter,word,game,i love you, cheese, fart"- said at full speed w/o even thinking. very strange, laughed for a good 30 minutes.

quot number two: (again, after a long silence)
"Err..., hey evan, once i was looking at the wind and he farted all over my math buffallo."
- again a very strange tourrette like sentance. And when i think about it i have no idea how those words got put together like that, most of them have absolutely no relation to each other. I almost forgot, somehow this math buffalo thing was written aroundd the edge of a one dollar bill and given to a girl scout a few days later for some cookies.


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Longshanx]
    #2977309 - 08/08/04 01:00 AM (19 years, 10 months ago)

good times sir longshanx :smile:

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Rebirtha]
    #2977319 - 08/08/04 01:04 AM (19 years, 10 months ago)

yes evan boy...  yes  :iloveyou:


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Anonymous]
    #2977326 - 08/08/04 01:09 AM (19 years, 10 months ago)

tee hee higgles


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I said, "Is it good, friend?"
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"But I like it
Because it is bitter,
And because it is my heart."

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Longshanx]
    #2977330 - 08/08/04 01:10 AM (19 years, 10 months ago)

one a trip with a couple freinds we were all tripping real hard and we couldent keep a strait conversation goin
so to prove it my freind got his phone and called anouther freind of mine and said "hey dude , just listen to us and see how lokg it tales us to forgrt you on the phone" then he put the phone on the table
then i said "what phone?!?!??!"
and my freind add was like "yeah what are you talking about"
and my freind stres blankly and sais "i forgot"


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Anonymous]
    #2977448 - 08/08/04 03:01 AM (19 years, 10 months ago)

this one time... at band camp. just kidding
this one time... at my friends house... my good buddy was really coked out, like a gram in 30 minutes coked out, and i was high as fuck, like 6 bongs between 3 people, high. And we were all upstairs and the coked out kid just goes, "whoa, you know what would be really weird." And then i was like, "uhh... what" and then he was like "helping an alligator give birth." and then i was like, "laugh" "laugh" "laugh". Strange night it was young skywalker.


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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Longshanx]
    #2977482 - 08/08/04 03:44 AM (19 years, 10 months ago)

One time me and my good buddy(trip buddy) were on low dose of lsd and had this idea to try and choreograph a fight scene with sticks(for swords).  I have some martial arts background, so we were actually beginning to make something quite good(a series of moves).  So after practicing for quite awhile in slow mo, we decide it's "go time".  So we get ready, this time ready for a somewhat real battle, and stand in front of each other.

Me: "You shall not remain"
-This is where constant laughter remained for the rest of the conversation-
Him:  "I remain though.  See the way I remain?"
ME: "umm dude, your allowed to remain right now!"
Him: "oh...so in awhile I won't remain?"
ME: "yep. sorry, I didn't write the rules of remaining."
Him: "umm you could not remain too though"
Me: "yah......"

And there there was a big pause, we both looked all confused.  I remember at that point, just tripping out looking at the ground. He started randomly looking at his stick. And I kept telling myself to concentrate on the original concept on hand, but a random thought would just come out of nowhere and I would think about it for awhile.  Finally he says, "There's a bug crawling on my stick".  So I went over to invesigate.  We decided to treat this microscopic looking bugger with lots of respect for some reason.  We wanted it to stay in it's chosen environment(the stick), so trying to be so careful, we layed the stick gently on the ground.  hehe and then I just threw my stick away.

The entire time we were laughing are asses off.  So many random thoughts, so confused and yet, at the same time, we could see our "scene" from a sober point of view and found the whole thing hilarious. It's funny how the mind thinks(well my mind anyway  :crazy2:).  We never did end up having that choreographed fight though.  That is one of my more memorable funny moments.

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Spooge]
    #2977934 - 08/08/04 10:37 AM (19 years, 10 months ago)

That suounds absolutely hilarious


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    #2979198 - 08/08/04 07:46 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

Been here for awhile, decided to post for the first time.


Couple friends and myself were trippin on some home grown shrooms (great feeling) and they are all metal heads but, luckily for me, it was at my house and I had control of the music selection. And I had put on the usual Pink Floyd, Ozric Tentacles and Tool selections and they were loving it. Then all of a sudden I really wanted to hear some Shpongle. Now, remember these guys are metal heads so they never heard anything like this before and as I was putting in the CD they ask "hey, what you putting in?" and I reply "Shpongle, and that's all I'm gonna say." And they started complaining about how dumb of a name it was and I just sat back and was ready to go for the Shpongle ride. After the song Shpongle Spores ends, my friend looks at me and says "This isn't from Earth is it?" And I busted up laughing and said "No, it is not." After Behind Closed Eyelids, my other friend looks over at me and says, "I just felt what it is like to be the colors purple and green." And I laughed again and said "I know, I know."

They are now converted electronica junkies and a few days ago I showed them a picture of Posford and my friend says "He looks like an alien and I'm not even a little bit surprised."

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Re: quotes from your favorite drug! [Re: Anonymous]
    #2979221 - 08/08/04 07:56 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

shrooms in the park...
"we're walking on frogs right now..."

"suck a fart out my ass"

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