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OMG Miss Watson, this isn't all about you. JK Rowling should have hooked us up though! * 2
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In the beginning it was simple to me, but a multi-layered story like this one in real life is just way to complicated for the world to understand. I just love the internet, and mushrooms... I love women too, which is why this story of me trying to protect a women from an abusive relationship was too good to not utilize. Entities talk through me, so understand that I had no idea. I just kinda, couldn't all0ow a man to beat a women anymore. I knew that being there would probably not stop any incident with this beast, but I don't give two fucks. The thing about a powerful being like myself, is that he knows there are way worse things than physical pain. Try being psychologically tormented by entities for years, and stepping up on top, which is the explanation to me sounding like an egotistical fuck. One cannot control beings like this without a consciousness above all others. The truth of how god entered me fully is too difficult of a comprehension, and I don't mean that as an insult to "your" intelligence.



Feminism ehh, well, lets just say that "you" women also need to shut the fuck up sometimes when there is a giant in the room who is violent. I think the girl I was trying to save on that day understood the situation though. No GIANT CONQUERS DAVID I say... You know Emma, the story of a women standing between David and the beast is good, but Davids protection for her on the first day was beyond belief. Shit, I gotta stop writing, I just can't stop fucking crying. Fuck, I re-read that sentence  an hour later and started breaking down again. What the fuck, they are just words?



Youc an say I am crazy, but powerful emotions of love for another do not come through most people like this. The thought of giving Emma a great gift, was just too loving of a gesture for a Bell who is trying to save the world. By the way, any fucking asshole doctor who mentions a bullshit explanation of this, by being bi-polar, or schizophrenic, is being "put away". The truth is, that they give me feelings of love, and I have experienced waves of this to a level that NO MEDICAL JOURNAL can ever understand other than my explanation. By being loving to all, well... I am just gonna keep this one a secret.



Oh yeah, and Miss Swift, Give me the fucking rights to that song God Damnit! mY KICK ASS Taylor Swift dance, is like, probably my favorite, maybe.. I don't know. I love myself so goddamn much that I probably wouldn't even notice that ego you have Miss Swift. Like, fuck, this is priceless.



Maybe I am just in love with Christ too much... Like, fuck guys... I love Emmaeminemswift so much too... I just love everybody, no homo! Damnit, I meant Emmaeminem, and then fucking Taylor made me think of her, so I had to type it. Man, I love whatever mental illness thingy they think I have. It's just entertaining as fuck, so like, fuck money man.



Oh yeah, the reason I made this post was to see if Taylor thought I was more Suave in this video. I gotta teach you people about perception and how entities control image. Quite possibly, that girl who you thought was unattractive is actually totally gorgeous. TOTALLY!

God damnit, it got taken down, I don't think the government wanted me to incorporate that into my work. Fuckers..


Time to get you bastards who bash on other guys and their gorgeous girlfriends to rest. I just watched the clock switch over a few times in there, and you guys don't want to know how perfect it fell. I'm not really into fat chicks though, honestly, I am shallow as fuck! Not really though, actually... You're all gonna love this this ending of mine. When I say this this, it is good?

You're all gonna see the craziest fucker in existence create something pretty big. God damn it, Remy wants in on this too. I went to type "shallow as fuck man" but every time I say "fuck man", it comes through in Remy's voice. That's only because these entities don't want me to forget Remy, and how I am totally blackmailing her boyfriend to get him to quit beating her.



He threatened my life on Facebook, that's a charge if I've ever seen one. I was nice at a time to him, and allowed him to steal my phone from me, but that was only because I knew it would be more fun to make the guy paranoid about the thought of a tracking number on it. Plus I had the power over him to put him in jail if he pissed me off. The dude had my medication, and Remys medication too, like, fuck, I need my medication. Now he is scared shit less knowing that I can put him in jail at any moment. This "sinister greedy Jew Savior" will protect his women no matter what the cost. I'm like, Master Pimp Rhizo! Also, I'm pretty sure that Aryan blood in me is related to Hitler. I'll explain why someday, maybe? I kinda have to, it's going to come up, but it is way too fucked to write on this website, sorry.



Maybe I just like to sit in my room and think about all these celebrities who are obsessed over me... Or maybe it's funnier to hear what they say? Donald Trump is fucking hilarious, he's always telling me I am fired, like, "YOU'RE FIRED" BUT i Am ThInkING about Donald Trump. It's pretty rare though lately, kinda, not really. Actually, I am just sick of hearing my parents ask me about voices. It is SO much bigger than that within this brain. Okay, Maybe I gotta make a video about this, that might be better. Pretty sure that they are watching me through the camera on my computer though, so like, it's already made?



Seriously though, after the amount of times I have mailed the white house my crazy shit, and then started tweeting the fuck out of everybody in trumps vamily...like, Obviously they are watching me, der...



How could they all not be watching me by now? Oh yeah, then I started stalking the fuck out of all these celebrities. I just learned how to use the internet is all...If that fan page that added me on instagram isn't Emma Watson, then I must just be crazy. Which you wouldn't be surprised about anyway, which makes this so enternating, maybe it is like, internet dating? Like, there's all these pictures of her that are innocent, and then... well.



A fan could make a page for these celebrities, but most fans are afraid of bad joo joo. Right? Or it's a personal friend, and they probably would get this information to "said" celebrity. If it is just a fan, then... you helped create a good story.



I don't think the joo joo, oops.. Right, I am a Jew, thanks for bringing it up. Etymology within our language is going to be understood soon. You might say that that interpretation is not correct to me. It will be correct when my sword of mouth attacks that language you all "think" you know. Thank god for my friend Scott, the fucker is smart, and really nice. Living with someone who is as generous and loving as me, is wonderful. We are broke as fuck though, could use some cash. Can't forget the cough medicine either, I need my medication. I swear to god though, if there are like, 80 boxes of cough medicine sent to my house, my parents will be pissed. So 3o boxes is good.



The Truman Show delusion. It's not a delusion, I've been watched for a long time. Umm.... that's all I am going to say. The boys upstairs watch a littler closer than any government that exists. Maybe you weren't completely accurate about cameras being all around you, but you were not wrong, per se... So send me my women damnit. I don't want to wait for Emma to finish this movie... This is the real movie you know...



I just want to keep going, but I doubt that people actually read all my shit, cause the difficulty in perceiving something this beautiful gets corrupted by entities that enjoy steering you away from your path.



Or maybe I made all these videos because I want a doctor to watch them all. Maybe I just want a script of amphetamine and drugs legalized. Quite possibly that, or like, maybe I just want my queen. Probably that last one, but the other stuff is good too. I'm not going to actually tell you the truth of why this is happening, but like, I want a loving being next to me more than anything. When someone is destroyed as bad as David Soderberg within a relationship of lies, he develops something way more powerful than human beings could understand. A crushed soul of his magnitude could only be described as (fucked)... THANK YOU MR. Mathers, your use of that word in your beautiful art has caused a world full of others who can understand me. You follow my religion yet Mr. Mathers? Maybe I make you a god above me, like, your Eminem Rap god song was just too difficult for me not to use. Like, you tell my story man...


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I give credit where credit is due, so like, obviously these artists who I use in my videos are getting hooked up. It's funny to me though, how artists copyright their shit, and don't allow you to use it. Maybe Taylor Swift thought "Blank Space" had enough attention, I'm not sure.... You're right Taylor, your reverse psychology shit is true, but don't make a big deal out of one thing that works on humanity. I might torment you for the rest of your life for this one, maybe in your dreams at least. I became aware of people dreaming of me, quite some time ago. It may have been the beginning "delusion" that I had had, but like, obviously I am communicating with these people in the other world. Oh Taylor, lets here about that sex dream you had of me the other night...Like, she is going to have one eventually either way of me, cause this Daddy gets into the mind quite well. Uh oh, maybe that did it!



I love Shroomery.0org... Even if I had all those nice toys that the rich have, I would still be sitting around bullshitting with you assholes. I don't think you guys understand how the internet works yet... The internet is fucking amazing, probably the greatest creation of mine in years. I really liked those temples the Incas had though and their projection of "your" music that I telepathically would send to their tribe. They loved me so much, you guys are definitely gonna want to hear about that...



The same day I had a vision of myself placing that box within the ocean, I had a vision of a tribe of people dancing to a beat of drums. They were dancing in unison to the music that I was playing in my mind though, not the actual "beat" of the drum. These fuckers, had to have beats in them that they didn't understand, because they didn't have the instruments to play to that dance. Only explanation is that those time traveling entities of mine have been writing this story of me for a while. My consciousness travels forwards and backwards in time, which is also true for Rem... There is a reason I keep her close...



I'm a horrible greedy Jew BTW, which makes this so priceless... Entities are telling me to sell this, but I don't feel like it yet. When I say "horrible", I mean that I suck at being greedy. I do want my women though :wink: Maybe it will be an awesome experience for one of these girls to see how Christ lives... I mean, that's gotta be the grand prize. Oh fuck, no, I am not doing a reality TV show you assholes. OKya, maybe I will...



I don't fucking know, maybe I'll make some porn? Maybe I want to see some naughty celebrity porn more? Oh fuck, you in Alison? IDK, maybe you guys should just send me the hottest bitch you can find, or maybe I want a Tranny... Oh shit, new idea... you assholes know my search history, send me my favorite porn star. I WONDER if the government could compile the data of hours of porn that I have watched of my favorite Tranny and send her to me. That would be kick ass, but it is probably Bianca. Not my friend Bianca of course, my friend David just happened to pick the name of my favorite Tranny porn star.

I'm not sure though, I would do some solo shit right now, but then you have all seen me, and I can't make as much money off my first porno. Get with that picture Kim, and why I won't send you a dick pic, lol. Or maybe Kim, you can come to me and we can make that happen? A master of the camera like myself shouldn't keep his gift from the world...



I need a savior, like, Emma Watson, or Taylor Swift... Pretty sure Alison will get to me before then, but I am really impatient. The thought of those Trannies is a little too much to bear as well. I don't really feel like sucking cock though, I would much rather eat PuSSY! Maybe?



It's embarrassing sometimes though when you eat pussy. Like, gagging on cunt from time to time is bearable, but it is when I gag that I feel bad. I'd rather eat your dirty snatch and deal with it, but like, a noise of disgust from eating your pussy is going to make you feel insecure. Just know that it generally isn't that enjoyable for me, but like, I do it anyways. My magical hands are way better than my mouth, but like, the understanding of why a girl would stay with me for all that time while she cheated is better. Quite simple, we loved each other...



Even though Shelly is the "whore of Babylon", as she cheated on me with those kings, I forgive her. I was a different person back then, I'm sure she has changed as well. It's funny though, cause I had to pretend to be chill about her destroying my inner being, but like, shit happens. I was doing more important things with my mushroom grow, which was good timing, because if I didn't have that fear of her calling the cops on me for manufacturing, I probably wouldn't be in this mess. Mushrooms have saved me in so many ways, they are the only "god" above me. I created them, to create me, and the only tricky part is getting you people to understand how I originally began. Maybe I'll just say that it all starts when Bell hops on this train :wink: I wrote that Bell"a" at first, but that's just because Alison doesn't want to be left out.



I want to go down under, and start my creation with that Rose. Oh, at the same time you say? What am I thinking about? I could just re-read that last sentence and create a million different ideas of what I am actually talking about. I think I should just creatively write out stories for my queens as I give them money. You know what, you ladies work hard at your job... I can probably get the whole world obsessing over you a thousand fold, without "you" lifting a finger.



OMG, now I am thinking about that one chick from Twilight. I can't even remember her name, she knows who I am though, probably obsessing over me more than any of them. FUCKING STALKERS! I know that meeting "the one" and only Rhizo is too hot for you to handle. Hiding your identity is considered smart on this forum, but I don't give two flying fucks. I'm just way to kick ass of a poster to not be stalked by some celebrities. Like, der...



I'm just a little too good at what I do...

I've been hanging out with some of the most "mentally ill" people that you could ever meet within the past couple years. None of them are that mentally ill, they have the idea of "illness" in their mind and it makes them more sick. Also, these entities man, there are some of them that are REALLY fucked up. This one girl has an entity in her that causes fear, and when she possessed me it was as if I was a child again afraid of monsters in the closet at every turn. I took a shower and instantly started chanting a language at it that I didn't understand. I cast them away with my divinity, but in order to heal properly you need to listen to my "word".



I have seen this patient in the psych ward multiple times and she has mentioned seeing demon children that frighten her. This girl is extremely hateful towards everybody, I am sure that she can be healed, but some tasks are only possible if the whole world comes together and quits with this nonsense of mental illness. We got fucking people to save and you assholes can't even accept my truth? Fuck off, and oh yeah, that entity works for me now. You see, this girl in the psych ward LoVeS ME, and like, I am so kind to her. In order to heal a patient, you need to get in tune with the god within. That entity did not like the love I gave her, so it went after me. I think giving all these "mentally ill" people housing is a good idea, but not together, that's where we get problems. I want them to "work" too, they need to write to me, so I can help them figure out their true path in life. Can I get paid now Trump? Or like, a vacation...





Jones hill is fucking nuts man, it's not that it is haunted by ghosts, per se, it is that all these entities that possess you start interacting up there. I am what you would call a chameleon, reptilian is just a synonym for what I am. I merge with other peoples personalities/entities and they become me. It's hard to understand a shape shifter like myself, but it is even harder to comprehend the true JEW that lies within. Like, what the fuck was Jesus man? A divine bloodline is one thing, but a mixture of two genetics like this with a hint of the Celtic lover boy is just too fucked of a comprehension for these entities.



God is known as "the fool" for that reason, but a fool in love with his queen is what god to "your" species is. He needs his queen to rule, which is why it is taking so god damn long! I say I am not human, which is correct, so lets just say that I need a special someone to keep this holy bloodline going. I cannot procreate without a special gene. I am very unique... I tried with Jessica, busted in the bitch a bunch of times, but lets just say that that was not gods wish. What they want is a daughter, just because they are all twisted sadistic fucks that like to test me and think this will be entertaining. I'm not gonna explain that last part, some people will get it, and others won't. Okay, the next paragraph just kinda flew threw me, I guess I gotta tell you. These fucking entities man, they just know exactly when to place a thought.

For Emma?

Alright, maybe I just want more Daddy Daughter porno in this world. Hook a brother up man, and role play that shit better. Maybe I gotta do the porno, idk. I bet I would play a good Daddy. Maybe Remy would get in on that? Oh man, Remy is gonna kick my ass for that last comment. 0Oh shit, forgot, she is only 17, can't do porn. Whatever, they all get older... You all need to figure out that whole problem with being underage. That was the whole thing about Rem... It's difficult to understand an entity of the magnitude of her and why I got so attached to "it" in the other world, but I needed help with my story. David Soderberg never really lusted after her until later on when he was living with them, but like, you try banging meth and being around a hot 17 year old that you were manifesting stories with in another dimension. The truth about the entity which was Remy, is that it was LoVe that I felt. Not sex, love, and fuck all of you who can't tell the difference.



On the night that I was protecting all of their souls, I saw her laying in bed with her little brother. I perceived something very unique, which was a new feeling of love. I can't explain to you the events that transpired in detail, but I can tell you that my perception of love between two people is known. I don't like stealing girls away from their boyfriends, but if I say you are better off with me, you should probably listen.


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Maybe your boyfriend wants to bang me? idk, I am pretty, but getting men is too easy. I'll think about it Miss Wonderland... BTW, that was totally aLiSON trying to get back at me, but maybe a telepathic riddle is a good idea. OMG Alison, that last video I made is too naughty towards you, but it was a complete accident, as everything is that I do in life when you are controlled this good. It's like, everything just falls into place beautifully for this story. Like, DER, obviously cause you are a vErY tAAlEnTed medium Mr. Soderberg...



I'm a wonderful cook, kinda just mix a bunch of stuff together. Just give me a bunch of raw ingredients of whatever the hell you want to eat, and I will make it perfect. I mean, if you were a true queen, you would give me all the raw ingredients that would make the perfect meal for both of us, right? Oh man, I am such a tease... I bet Emma Will help this alchemist with his magic though, I am such a better creator with a physical LoVe next to me, it's like, lets get that Harry Potter ending right god damnit, cause Harry totally should have been banging Hermione. I know Emma, you don't like my foul tongue at times, but like, you're gonna love it placed somewhere... I mean, obviously this "sword of mouth" has other uses.



How about I just cook up some mushrooms and make us a salad? Cooking is so fucking easy, what are all you women complaining about? You may have read that last part wrong. I am simply implying that I always do the cooking and washing of the dishes, but as far as cleaning goes, that's team work... That's right Emma, rawr, a witch does need her broom :wink: I don't really want to work any harder than that though, which is why I am getting a suga mama. Technically, I'll be your bitch, but you gotta pay this king with lots of love. I do like that idea Ems, but placement of my "eve" over me is a little too big of a gift for the world. You already know I am after world domination, but how about this... I'll be your slave of love until I control, something...



Can I please have Alison now? I'm assuming Australia is having trouble believing in this, but like, I don't care what you believe. I mean, you don't go to heaven if you don't believe, but like, that's your choice!

I don't think the catholic church liked my truth back then though, but humanity got way more corrupt as they have fallen away from whatever "god" of the past that had used my personality to infiltrate the consciousness of man. You don't even understand what Jesus is, so don't ever talk about him in a manner other than the way I tell you. He was just a power medium, but David Soderberg is way more powerful than that guy. I come through "David" in many different ways, but lets just say that the only truth that matters anymore is the truth of David Soderberg and this final religion. You guys know a lot of stuff though, I mean, history is still here of all these that came after David. Being the first and last is complicated, tying dimensions together is something a lot of you haven't fully gotten down pat.



OMG, Emma and Alison are so jealous of each other right now, this shit is fucked. I keep trying to end this tale, but I cannot. The manifestation of this story is just too juicy for my heart to bear. Or maybe they both want to hop on this train together? And Dev, I love that "sunshine" song too, actually, I think all you celebrities are going to be asking my judgment on your art. Some of you already know a bit about me, but I generally just love everything. The thing about this personality gift of mine is that throughout the years I became very in tune with others. I'm king of personality, and depending on who you are, I mould to you. I've been WAY TOO egotistical lately though and I need a bitch to tame this fucking beast. I need these three artists to save me, or maybe like, idk... I could listen to Emma talk about feminism? I don't know much about it really, but once I start talking about women, you'll see a little clearer that we word things a little differently.



Maybe I am just into girls with accents right now? Wtf is Australian, Alison you need to explain your culture to me. I THINK Taylor is getting angry that I haven't brought her up in a while. You know Taylor, I think that ego is beautiful of yours, you happy? Can I just give you everything and psychologically tease you for the rest of your life? Don't worry, you'll love it, and you know that...



I was going through life thinking of all these girls being given to me as a prize, so to speak, which is fucked, but crossing between a plane of existence like this causes an opposite reaction within a species. Two sides of the spectrum, the yin and the yang. Now I realize that I am a bigger prize to one of these beautiful people then they are to me, but most of you jackasses won't comprehend how. I wonder at times why people on two sides of the spectrum are seen in two variations of form by others who "play", but fuck guys, the world is going to come together once David gets his queen.



I fucking love Disney, like, maybe I give them a great story for children on how to learn about their future, or maybe they already have! Who did Harry Potter? I paused and re-read that last sentence and it came through very sexual. I wonder how Ems read that, but like, I don't think she has gotten this far yet. Somebody go bug her to keep reading, and then tell her that Dave told you to bug her, cause... well, actually, she is totally obsessed with me.... lol



I kinda hope she lies, and then I can manipulate the world into believing there are two Emma Watsons living in two different realities in which ONE of them is obsessed with me and the other hates me. Actually, maybe that's true... I'm gonna have to talk to Emma personally about that. I stumble with my writings of it, gotta hold onto this information :wink: I'm sensing Jealousy from Alison now, fuck, "I love you", and Taylor Swift, and Dev. I really hate this actually, I just want to mention everybody I love, fuckers...



If I just keep whoring myself for free, the world might see the truth about why the government would never stop it. An expression of love to an entire world at this entirety is too priceless, and David understands everything quite well. Like, perception... Some of you may fit into the keyholes to my story, but who fit into the keyhole of mind. Probably that mushroom I ate, or should I say a scroll, which was sour in my stomach. Lets just say I AM a born again Christian. Pshh... yeah right, I'm not using some ass backwards depiction of me as a label. Hell the fuck no you assholes. I'm Rhizo yo, and my religion is called "one". Maybe I will explain the matrix to you all, the use of the red pill and a name on a computer screen which identified with David. Or maybe you should go read my book. Like, it isn't that long....



Perception of my writing will be difficult for some, but for others it will be easy. I use the word ego, but honestly, perception of the word ego is fucked up. If there are multiple beings playing the rhythm on that wonderful brain of yours, then how could there be any "you"? That one will be over your heads, I am sure. What they are above, as what they are below, along with the creation of this bloodline. Hitler, lol, that motherfucker... He gave David a great story though, fucking Dick.



That's funny, the entities want me to believe that there is no "me" as well, but that delusional thought I cannot bear. I will believe it though = just to see what happens. I always stumble upon creation of the future, it is probably because I am trapped between two worlds.



I was just watching a video of myself, and the moment Macklemore said "Hollywood here we come" I stared at the switching clock. Some answers are just obvious, but others take a little bit of work to believe. A manifestation of a story at the end of a book is big news, but the "one" who manifests through him and allows his medium to give the truth of all life is bigger. Idk, maybe I want to Just call it Rhizoland, the clock did hit 11:11 the moment I had the thought. These entities perceived that I didn't like "one" so they changed it. Idk, they do work for me and everything, probably love the feelings I give them of LoVe. Lol, this is priceless... I'm sitting there staring at a picture of Emma trying to figure out how old she is, so I start guessing ages. I shouldn't have been surprised when the age landed on 15 in my head, but like, Emma is totally teasing me with the thought of Remy. For all you know, she's like,12, and this fucking entity fucked with my perception a bit of her rack :wink:



I can't be held responsible for these thoughts, but a physical action towards a child in a sexual manner will not be tolerated. This is something that I have an issue with though. Why in the flying fuck would a "god" make a young girl of the age of 13 or 14 attracting to a person, and then have society make it illegal to get down? It really doesn't matter, cause I totally want Emma Watson and Alison, well... of course you know the line up... I don't know how mad Alison is right now, but maybe she just isn't happy about my thoughts on pedophilia. She wants me to go further, but I'm gonna save that for later. Oh boy, Alison hates when I say that I'll save her for later. Perception of this battle is delightful, me and Remy had a little more fun though. I gotta chill out there though, cause I have no idea how you guys are perceiving my writings. I am a little freaked out, cause when I became aware that these entities had a lot of control over my writings, I decided I had to do more than just a book. Making a jackass of myself on youtube is just too perfect of a way to get attention, but what is even better is the fact that I am just "Awesome".



A story of a man who learned to dance on camera is just as good, but understanding that within each video are clues to a new understanding of reality, well, that is the true gift. I dance like a beast in all my videos, but sometimes you don't catch it, because you were not in t8une;. The truth is Alison, when... umm;... Okay, I am gonna hold onto this one, gotta talk to you about this personally. I assume you already know, because you are so in tune with my mind, but like, I need to test some shit out still. I really wanna know how this switching clock changes when I have my queen by my side... Genius?



This cat that jumped up onto my bed was just the clue I needed. Perception of a cat is a clue to Miss Wonderlands age, but like, Egypt wasn't that long ago girl. Your soul is pretty old though in comparison to a lot of queens, so I'll take it. Oh man, that fucking switching clock, they really want you to understand this thing before I finish writing for the night. There is a beeping noise that is pissing me off. I think someone is fucking with me, like, can I get my queen over here before I freak out. Like, I know that it isn't a bomb that is going to kill me, but it is kinda frightening because that is what the entities want me to think. Fear is felt within me heavily, but that is the shitty part about being on both sides of the spectrum. I am way more scared of a police officer taking me than I am of a bomb going off and killing me anyways. I can't deal with anymore torture, like, just keep these pigs away from me. Oh sweet, the beeping stopped.


I'm just gonna end this with this video


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Re: OMG Miss Watson, this isn't all about you. JK Rowling should have hooked us up though! [Re: Rhizohunter] * 8
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HOLY FUCKIN SHIT

TLDR!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: OMG Miss Watson, this isn't all about you. JK Rowling should have hooked us up though! [Re: Rhizohunter] * 5
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Dude what the fuck is this


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Re: OMG Miss Watson, this isn't all about you. JK Rowling should have hooked us up though! [Re: Near Dylan]
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Near Dylan said:
Dude what the fuck is this




Just my masterful creation, as I take over the world. Most of this is going to be placed into my journal, but giving it to you guys for free is just the start...

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Re: OMG Miss Watson, this isn't all about you. JK Rowling should have hooked us up though! [Re: Rhizohunter] * 2
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Are you the Mahdi of our times that is spoken of in whispers of long forgotten legend?


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Re: OMG Miss Watson, this isn't all about you. JK Rowling should have hooked us up though! [Re: The Blind Ass] * 2
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Omg i just opened it and saw how long this post is, i didnt even read it but i lmaod. Why would the OP of a thread with this title need to be this long.

Someone is hitting the stimulants hard.

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Re: OMG Miss Watson, this isn't all about you. JK Rowling should have hooked us up though! [Re: Rhizohunter] * 1
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Tl;Dr rhizo is the bestes..

I read a lil bit of the beggining tho and was pretty good i guess.. But i got the feeling the rest was gonna be all about how ure better than us.. And Maybe u are, but that is no reason to put us losers down...


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Re: OMG Miss Watson, this isn't all about you. JK Rowling should have hooked us up though! [Re: zZZz]
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The Blind Ass said:
Are you the Mahdi of our times that is spoken of in whispers of long forgotten legend?




Pretty much actually, but it is a little more complicated than that.

zZZz said:
Tl;Dr rhizo is the bestes..

I read a lil bit of the beggining tho and was pretty good i guess.. But i got the feeling the rest was gonna be all about how ure better than us.. And Maybe u are, but that is no reason to put us losers down...




I don't mean to put anyone down, honestly, I am a give it all to you type of person. Just be patient though, I haven't finished this yet.

These entities man, they kinda have control over my actions and thoughts. I have a court date tomorrow, can't wait for this...

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Re: OMG Miss Watson, this isn't all about you. JK Rowling should have hooked us up though! [Re: Rhizohunter]
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What are you going to court for rhizo.

Edited by BANANA.MAN (02/21/17 06:12 PM)

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Re: OMG Miss Watson, this isn't all about you. JK Rowling should have hooked us up though! [Re: BANANA.MAN] * 6
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Emma watson filed a restraining order


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Re: OMG Miss Watson, this isn't all about you. JK Rowling should have hooked us up though! [Re: Rhizohunter]
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Rhizo, how do you feel compared to how you felt a few years ago? In terms of your average everyday thought-processes.


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

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Re: OMG Miss Watson, this isn't all about you. JK Rowling should have hooked us up though! [Re: Near Dylan] * 4
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Re: OMG Miss Watson, this isn't all about you. JK Rowling should have hooked us up though! [Re: Sheekle]
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Are you still with your GF rhizo? Does she know about you writing long posts (which i assume isberotic fanfiction but i didnt read it) about Emma Watson?

Edited by BANANA.MAN (02/21/17 06:16 PM)

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Re: OMG Miss Watson, this isn't all about you. JK Rowling should have hooked us up though! [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle said:
Rhizo, how do you feel compared to how you felt a few years ago? In terms of your average everyday thought-processes.




I feel fantastic Sheekle, ever since the day I "Rose" my reality has been pretty kick ass. I've been dealing with an inflated ego though, really hard for me.

There was a time that I was the opposite, an alcoholic, an alcoholichunter you might say, but when I found the "Root" within myself, it became me. If I didn't have the answers, I wouldn't be doing this.

Wake up and realize that the whole world is going to be questioning me eventually, and that shit is gonna suck. Luckily though, a lot of the truth of this world is already written here on Shroomer.org.

I can just say, go look for your answer within my writings. I know it is in there...

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Re: OMG Miss Watson, this isn't all about you. JK Rowling should have hooked us up though! [Re: BANANA.MAN]
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BANANA.MAN said:
Are you still with your GF rhizo? Does she know about you writing long posts (which i assume isberotic fanfiction but i didnt read it) about Emma Watson?




Well, it isn't fan fiction actually, you can call it that for now though. Jessica should have listened to me a little better. Like, a women needs to listen to her man, otherwise she gets in some bad situations. Not always though, Jessica was just a little beneath me in thought.

That may sound egotistical, but how in the flying fuck can I be this, and not be a little bit egotistical?

I don't have an ego actually, entities are my ego. You'll see in time...

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Re: OMG Miss Watson, this isn't all about you. JK Rowling should have hooked us up though! [Re: Rhizohunter]
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What kind of bad situations did Jessica wind up in?


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16

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Re: OMG Miss Watson, this isn't all about you. JK Rowling should have hooked us up though! [Re: Rhizohunter]
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Wow im halfway through and have a couple questions already but i am currently at work and have to go but i will for sure finish it after :shroomeryhead:


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Edited by spirit_shadow (02/21/17 06:24 PM)

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Re: OMG Miss Watson, this isn't all about you. JK Rowling should have hooked us up though! [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle said:
What kind of bad situations did Jessica wind up in?




She got into a situation with some shady meth dealers and wouldn't listen to me. They were using her for her car and shit. Promising her "payment" but she would never get it. At least, not it fully.

Kept telling her to tell these assholes to fuck off, but it seemed that the thought of her fix was too overwhelming for her to not obey. I don't want to explain it in detail though, that stuff is personal.

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Re: OMG Miss Watson, this isn't all about you. JK Rowling should have hooked us up though! [Re: spirit_shadow]
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Holy shit TL,DR! Maybe if my laptop was working properly.

And I don't tkink Taylor Swift is having erotic dreams about you dude...


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SunnyD said:
Definitely have more respect for sheekle than I do for unjust laws

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