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falsereality


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Would you bang a llama? 1
#23653523 - 09/17/16 04:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Everyone has a price... what's yours? Is there no amount of money a person could pay you to bang a llama, if so, why?
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moonrockmushy
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I'd do it for free if she was hot enough. Otherwise about three fiddy.
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hex_enduction
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I'd probably drop a couple stacks to bang a sexy enough llama.
Wait, what was the question?
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My price would not only be an extreme amount of money, but also an extreme amount of alcohol and benzos. But even then, the price doesn't only have to cover the act of banging a llama, but it also has to be worth living the rest of my life in shame and disgust..so it'd have to be some serious money. No way to answer unless someone put me in a room with a checkbook, amnesia inducing drugs, dick pills and a llama I guess
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Canadian Jesus
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Re: Would you bang a llama? [Re: Eminence]
#23653689 - 09/17/16 05:08 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Only if the llama is a tranny.
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OhMrJohnson
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A better question would be, would you fuck this llama
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zZZz
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Na I wouldn't, That's beastiality bro, that's worse than banging a tranny.
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moonrockmushy
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Re: Would you bang a llama? [Re: OhMrJohnson] 7
#23653745 - 09/17/16 05:26 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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hell no. I'm a one lama man.
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mnj
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That is the fucking best
Edit: Btw I thought the thread was titled would you BUY a llama, and I instantly thought why the fuck would I buy a llama? But now that read the question clearly, I'm caught in a debate between head, heart, morals, and prison...
Edited by mnj (09/17/16 05:40 PM)
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OhMrJohnson
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Quote:
moonrockmushy said: hell no. I'm a one lama man.

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zZZz
jesus


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Them gummy bears tho..
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Faustoid
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Quote:
moonrockmushy said: hell no. I'm a one lama man.

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Faustoid
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Re: Would you bang a llama? [Re: zZZz]
#23653797 - 09/17/16 05:43 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
zZZz said: Them gummy wormz tho.. 
Fixed.
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zZZz
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Re: Would you bang a llama? [Re: Faustoid]
#23653809 - 09/17/16 05:48 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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My mistake..
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OhMrJohnson
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Re: Would you bang a llama? [Re: Faustoid]
#23653813 - 09/17/16 05:49 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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This is what happens when you try to talk animals into sex
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trees


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Falsereality wants to know if his lust for llamas is normal
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Great Scott
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It depends. Would you be able to do it with the proviso that you did it for x amount of money? Or would it simply go into the blackmail archive with no context as to what compelled you to do it?
*also, you didn't include a poll, punk.
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Lucis
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From urban dictionary
Top Definition llama-lover one who has sexual relations with 1 or more llamas on a regular basis "im a llama-lover and im proud"
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PatrickKn



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Re: Would you bang a llama? [Re: trees]
#23653828 - 09/17/16 05:57 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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He might be leisurely trying to invest in a llama porn. He's just surveying potential stars.
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PatrickKn



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Re: Would you bang a llama? [Re: PatrickKn]
#23653829 - 09/17/16 05:57 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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2 guys, 1 llama
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