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Would you bang a llama? * 1
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Everyone has a price... what's yours? Is there no amount of money a person could pay you to bang a llama, if so, why?

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Re: Would you bang a llama? [Re: falsereality] * 2
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I'd do it for free if she was hot enough.  Otherwise about three fiddy.

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Re: Would you bang a llama? [Re: moonrockmushy] * 2
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I'd probably drop a couple stacks to bang a sexy enough llama.

Wait, what was the question?


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Connoisseur said:
oh ive cried on drugs

sunshine said:
Tragic.  I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.

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Re: Would you bang a llama? [Re: falsereality]
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My price would not only be an extreme amount of money, but also an extreme amount of alcohol and benzos. But even then, the price doesn't only have to cover the act of banging a llama, but it also has to be worth living the rest of my life in shame and disgust..so it'd have to be some serious money. No way to answer unless someone put me in a room with a checkbook, amnesia inducing drugs, dick pills and a llama I guess :shrug:


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Re: Would you bang a llama? [Re: Eminence]
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Only if the llama is a tranny.


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SunnyD said:
Definitely have more respect for sheekle than I do for unjust laws

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Re: Would you bang a llama? [Re: Canadian Jesus]
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A better question would be, would you fuck this llama



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Re: Would you bang a llama? [Re: Canadian Jesus]
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Na I wouldn't, That's beastiality bro, that's worse than banging a tranny.


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Re: Would you bang a llama? [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 7
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hell no.  I'm a one lama man.


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Re: Would you bang a llama? [Re: moonrockmushy] * 1
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That is the fucking best

Edit: Btw I thought the thread was titled would you BUY a llama, and I instantly thought why the fuck would I buy a llama? But now that read the question clearly, I'm caught in a debate between head, heart, morals, and prison...

Edited by Dala (09/17/16 07:40 PM)

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Re: Would you bang a llama? [Re: moonrockmushy]
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moonrockmushy said:
hell no.  I'm a one lama man.





:didyouseethat:


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Re: Would you bang a llama? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
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Them gummy bears tho.. :homerdrool:


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Re: Would you bang a llama? [Re: moonrockmushy]
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moonrockmushy said:
hell no.  I'm a one lama man.






:grannycheer:

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Re: Would you bang a llama? [Re: zZZz]
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zZZz said:
Them gummy wormz tho.. :homerdrool:



Fixed.

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Re: Would you bang a llama? [Re: Faustoid]
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My mistake.. :thumbup:


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Re: Would you bang a llama? [Re: Faustoid]
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This is what happens when you try to talk animals into sex



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Re: Would you bang a llama? [Re: falsereality]
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Falsereality wants to know if his lust for llamas is normal


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Re: Would you bang a llama? [Re: falsereality]
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It depends. Would you be able to do it with the proviso that you did it for x amount of money? Or would it simply go into the blackmail archive with no context as to what compelled you to do it?

*also, you didn't include a poll, punk.


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Edited by Great Scott (09/17/16 07:57 PM)

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Re: Would you bang a llama? [Re: falsereality]
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From urban dictionary

Top Definition
llama-lover
one who has sexual relations with 1 or more llamas on a regular basis
"im a llama-lover and im proud"


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Re: Would you bang a llama? [Re: trees]
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He might be leisurely trying to invest in a llama porn. He's just surveying potential stars.

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Re: Would you bang a llama? [Re: PatrickKn]
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2 guys, 1 llama

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