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Re: Would you bang a llama? [Re: PatrickKn]
#23653925 - 09/17/16 06:43 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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There's an episode of Black Mirror where a group of terrorists claim some hostages and their one demand is that the prime minister has to fuck a pig on live national television.
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It's not about whether or not I'm willing to bang a llama. It's about whether or not I can physically force myself to go against my instinct/reflex not to fuck the llama.
Also doesn't the llama get a say???
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Mate, everyone has already got it right... How much would it cost for an erect cock to penetrate the closest looking thing to a cunt to it?
Someone said above 'about tree-fiddy' - I reckon they hit the nail on the head.
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No.
Tangentially, I once watched two alpacas hold down a llama and rape it while staring directly into my eyes.
It was quite a fucked experience.
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Re: Would you bang a llama? [Re: Moonshoe]
#23654640 - 09/18/16 01:08 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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500k
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Ulfrick said: 500k
50k and a klondike bar?
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falsereality said:
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Ulfrick said: 500k
50k and a klondike bar?
That presents an arbitrage opportunity.
One could simply short sell the $500K llama fucking, then use the proceeds to pay $50K and buy a klondike bar at the gas station for an arbitrage profit.
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falsereality


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Celestial Traveler said:
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falsereality said:
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Ulfrick said: 500k
50k and a klondike bar?
That presents an arbitrage opportunity.
One could simply short sell the $500K llama fucking, then use the proceeds to pay $50K and buy a klondike bar at the gas station for an arbitrage profit.
You have to have 500k for that arbitrage opportunity to be present.
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Re: Would you bang a llama? [Re: Moonshoe]
#23655817 - 09/18/16 02:04 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Moonshoe said: No.
Tangentially, I once watched two alpacas hold down a llama and rape it while staring directly into my eyes.
It was quite a fucked experience.
That sounds pretty fucked.
The feminist in me would have started pelting them with rocks and then make a belated police report and the alpacas would fight it with superior autrhnites and claim the llama clearly wanted it with how sheer her wool was.
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Celestial Traveler
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Quote:
falsereality said:
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Celestial Traveler said:
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falsereality said:
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Ulfrick said: 500k
50k and a klondike bar?
That presents an arbitrage opportunity.
One could simply short sell the $500K llama fucking, then use the proceeds to pay $50K and buy a klondike bar at the gas station for an arbitrage profit.
You have to have 500k for that arbitrage opportunity to be present.
Which you get by short selling the llama sex...
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I had a look at car insurance prices for a Tesla model s p90d-l, and based on at least 10 years of insurance for that (as I couldn't get a quote yet for the p100d) my price is £150,000.
Who's filming it, does my family have to know? Do I have to travel anywhere?
for another £340,000 I could buy a detached house in an ok-ish village, for that I'll fuck a cow and a goat as well.
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Re: Would you bang a llama? [Re: Moonshoe]
#23656257 - 09/18/16 04:44 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Moonshoe said: No.
Tangentially, I once watched two alpacas hold down a llama and rape it while staring directly into my eyes.
It was quite a fucked experience.
Oh man I cant stop laughing, holy fuck hahahaha That must be permanently branded into your memory. Staring right into your soul with those dead eyes hahahhaa
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falsereality


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Celestial Traveler said: Which you get by short selling the llama sex...
Okay, if you short llama fucking I'll go long.
I'm now offering 549k USD and no klondike bars to fuck a llama.
You now owe me 49k USD and a klondike bar, or you can just fuck a llama. Which do you choose, debt or fucking the llama?
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Great Scott
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You never answered my question. Please clarify the parameters of this proposition.
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PeyoteZen said: It depends. Would you be able to do it with the proviso that you did it for x amount of money? Or would it simply go into the blackmail archive with no context as to what compelled you to do it?
*also, you didn't include a poll, punk.
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i would but only if it spits in my mouth
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PeyoteZen said: You never answered my question. Please clarify the parameters of this proposition.
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PeyoteZen said: It depends. Would you be able to do it with the proviso that you did it for x amount of money? Or would it simply go into the blackmail archive with no context as to what compelled you to do it?
*also, you didn't include a poll, punk.
A) yes B) also yes
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Great Scott
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falsereality said:
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PeyoteZen said: You never answered my question. Please clarify the parameters of this proposition.
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PeyoteZen said: It depends. Would you be able to do it with the proviso that you did it for x amount of money? Or would it simply go into the blackmail archive with no context as to what compelled you to do it?
*also, you didn't include a poll, punk.
A) yes B) also yes
It's a yes or no question, not a yes and yes question.
But okay, suit yourself.
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PeyoteZen said: It's a yes or no question, not a yes and yes question.
But okay, suit yourself.
Yes, the amount of money is up to you, and also yes to a video being recorded for blackmail purposes without context.
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Re: Would you bang a llama? [Re: PatrickKn] 1
#23656496 - 09/18/16 06:14 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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PatrickKn said: 2 guys, 1 llama
i think 2 llamas, 1 guy would be more entertaining
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falsereality said:
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Celestial Traveler said: Which you get by short selling the llama sex...
Okay, if you short llama fucking I'll go long.
I'm now offering 549k USD and no klondike bars to fuck a llama.
You now owe me 49k USD and a klondike bar, or you can just fuck a llama. Which do you choose, debt or fucking the llama?
Shorting the llama sex, means I get someone to pay me $500 for someone else to fuck a llama, then I pay reimburse the llama-fucker with $50K and a Klondike bar at a later time.
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