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musiclover420
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"Herbal Apprenticeship" with "comprehensive non-compete and confidentiality agreement"
#23633621 - 09/10/16 07:36 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Just saw this Craigslist add that has my attention piqued: Herbal appreniceship
Quote:
Authentic Creations is a lifestyle home business. Offering a variety of NATURAL SEASONAL goods, and services. Specializing in LOCAL ETHICALLY HAND HARVESTED plants, and wildlife. Striving to maintain a healthful lifestyle while providing the ability for others to live similarly. Sourcing materials to reuse when possible. We serve low-income individuals, queer families, practitioners, and health food stores.
Seeking an Apprentice to work with me moonly trading labour for learning. I am looking for an individual who wants to get dirty, laugh/cry, have existential and political conversations, burst into occasional spontaneous dances, and be up close and personal with herbalism and the land.
During this work exchange we will create wine based tinctures, animal fat salves, herbal smoke blends, wildcrafts, other herbals, and gift baskets for non-profit events. Harvesting from yard and around the neighbourhood. Creative writing, editing and proofreading promotional literature.
Commitment: Work accompanies the moon at a shared home in the northwest part of town; which is on the bus line. Please consider the distance from your home, the price of gas, bus fare and/or a bike ride in the rain before agreeing to this commitment. You will need to sign a comprehensive non-compete and confidentiality agreement. We work on new, waxing half, full, and waning half moons from 10:00-15:00(3:00p.m.); which includes tea, take home herbals, and a dietary specific meal we cook together. Term ends around Winter Solstice and includes a few seasonal community potlucks!
I am excited to learn with you. All ages welcome to apply. Great opportunity for seniors, retired folks.
Authentic Creations "living my truth"
To Apply: Send an email with below information;
Name, Pronouns Describe your authentic self What are you most curious to learn Relevant experience, and skills What edits do you see in the above paragraph How do you participate in social justice movements

I am very interested, I may have to apply just to see what is up, could be really cool.
The confidentiality agreement has me wondering though, maybe they are just doing some quasi legal stuff they want on the down low.
-------------------- Don't worry about me, I've got all that I need. And I'm singing my song to the sky You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free
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Re: "Herbal Apprenticeship" with "comprehensive non-compete and confidentiality agreement" [Re: musiclover420]
#23633628 - 09/10/16 07:38 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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My guess is a quasi legal doctor.
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musiclover420
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Re: "Herbal Apprenticeship" with "comprehensive non-compete and confidentiality agreement" [Re: TNK]
#23633635 - 09/10/16 07:41 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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So would you sign up? I have been wanting to learn a lot of the things the posting talks about so it sounds perfect for me, the last bit just threw me off.
-------------------- Don't worry about me, I've got all that I need. And I'm singing my song to the sky You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free
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Re: "Herbal Apprenticeship" with "comprehensive non-compete and confidentiality agreement" [Re: musiclover420]
#23633644 - 09/10/16 07:45 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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That sounds like a job ad you'd find in Lord of the Rings if they had internet
Apply swiftly, Godspeed
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musiclover420
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Re: "Herbal Apprenticeship" with "comprehensive non-compete and confidentiality agreement" [Re: plasma]
#23633732 - 09/10/16 08:15 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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The add has been up for a month so I would assume they are still looking, I am going to think it over for a day or two then most likely apply.
-------------------- Don't worry about me, I've got all that I need. And I'm singing my song to the sky You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free
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Re: "Herbal Apprenticeship" with "comprehensive non-compete and confidentiality agreement" [Re: plasma]
#23633734 - 09/10/16 08:16 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sounds like your getting prepped for a pagan sacrifice lol
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Re: "Herbal Apprenticeship" with "comprehensive non-compete and confidentiality agreement" [Re: musiclover420]
#23633772 - 09/10/16 08:24 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I initially read this as heroin apprenticeship
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musiclover420
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Re: "Herbal Apprenticeship" with "comprehensive non-compete and confidentiality agreement" [Re: Dark_Star]
#23633832 - 09/10/16 08:35 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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A heroin apprenticeship with any required confidentiality documents sounds sketchy as hell especially as a craigslist posting
-------------------- Don't worry about me, I've got all that I need. And I'm singing my song to the sky You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free
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Re: "Herbal Apprenticeship" with "comprehensive non-compete and confidentiality agreement" [Re: musiclover420]
#23633917 - 09/10/16 08:53 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Professional quack. 
J/K. Looks cool. Joining a commune though. Don't drink the koolaid.
Edited by PatrickKn (09/10/16 08:54 PM)
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plasma
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Re: "Herbal Apprenticeship" with "comprehensive non-compete and confidentiality agreement" [Re: PatrickKn]
#23633957 - 09/10/16 09:06 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Don't drink the kool-aid FIRST
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musiclover420
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Re: "Herbal Apprenticeship" with "comprehensive non-compete and confidentiality agreement" [Re: plasma]
#23634040 - 09/10/16 09:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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As long as its a cool cult and they make good kool aid I won't mind
-------------------- Don't worry about me, I've got all that I need. And I'm singing my song to the sky You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free
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