So I was taking care of his place while he was away and I had the place to myself.
There's no time like the present like they say so I decided to treat myself to a palm cocktail while I was between running errands.
In the midst of cranking one out in his living room, his mom casually walks passed the window, peers in and in a flash, I was caught jerk handed.
I tried clumsily to hide my shame wand but it was too late.
My friend failed to tell me that his mom also had a key and is quite curious and quite frankly too nosy for her own good.
She came in and acted reasonably calm considering the circumstances and went about her pottering patrol in a relaxed manner.
As she wanderered around upstairs I had gone tomato red in my big embarrassed face, and I felt mu gullt was sticking out like I had a tomato for a face.
She came down down again and after the ritual small talk, she was off again but before her departure, she asked me would I staying the whole week while my friend was out of town.
When I said yes, the corners of her lips curved ever so slightly upwards and I couldve sworn I saw that cougar glint in her eyes before she made off.
I am thinking there's a 40/60 chance.
Cougar meat is pretty rare when you only have access to chicken every day.
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