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Anonymous #1

Cougar Meat

#8899864 - 09/09/08 02:34 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

You guys ever tried it? I saw a feisty one today. I'm all set though, I have a girlfriend.

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Anonymous #2

Re: Cougar Meat

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#8900391 - 09/09/08 04:27 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

I'd jump that shit dude, but hey I'm just a dawg like dat.

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Anonymous #3

Re: Cougar Meat

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#8900421 - 09/09/08 04:40 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

nah, tried many things tho, from rattlesnake to squirrel to bison.
even alligator and snail :shrug:

:shrug:

just about anything is edible, the question is: why?

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Anonymous #4

Re: Cougar Meat

[Re: Anonymous #3]
#8900582 - 09/09/08 07:27 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

idiot...

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Anonymous #3

Re: Cougar Meat

[Re: Anonymous #4]
#8900876 - 09/09/08 10:07 AM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Anonymous #4 said:

idiot...

im the idiot? hey fuck you buddy :smile:

:smile:

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Anonymous #5

Re: Cougar Meat

[Re: Anonymous #3]
#8901653 - 09/09/08 01:35 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

hahaha he's talking about having sex with an older woman, not eating a mountain lion.

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Anonymous #6

Re: Cougar Meat

[Re: Anonymous #5]
#8901942 - 09/09/08 02:46 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Wrong. His girlfriend is a cow.

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Anonymous #3

Re: Cougar Meat

[Re: Anonymous #5]
#8902582 - 09/09/08 05:07 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Anonymous #5 said:

hahaha he's talking about having sex with an older woman, not eating a mountain lion.

never heard that term before
but oooooo k

sorry for being "out of the gay loop"

whys this in anon anyways? his girl is on the shroomery?

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Anonymous #7

Re: Cougar Meat

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#8902629 - 09/09/08 05:17 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

The elusive and volatile grey beaver?

I do not dig it. Could just be a textural thing :shrug:

:shrug:

Or it could be the fact that it tastes like bengay and loneliness :argh:

:argh:

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Anonymous #8

Re: Cougar Meat

[Re: Anonymous #3]
#8902637 - 09/09/08 05:18 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Anonymous #3 said:

Anonymous #5 said:

hahaha he's talking about having sex with an older woman, not eating a mountain lion.

never heard that term before
but oooooo k

sorry for being "out of the gay loop"

whys this in anon anyways? his girl is on the shroomery?

Sounds like you're "IN the gay loop" to me. Come out from under your rock.

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Anonymous #9

Re: Cougar Meat

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#8902700 - 09/09/08 05:31 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Anonymous #7 said:

The elusive and volatile grey beaver?

I do not dig it. Could just be a textural thing

Or it could be the fact that it tastes like bengay and loneliness

You're thinking much older than cougar.

"A woman of middle age who actively seeks the casual companionship of younger (typically under 30 years old) males."

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Anonymous #3

Re: Cougar Meat

[Re: Anonymous #8]
#8902717 - 09/09/08 05:35 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Anonymous #8 said:

Anonymous #3 said:

Anonymous #5 said:

hahaha he's talking about having sex with an older woman, not eating a mountain lion.

never heard that term before
but oooooo k

sorry for being "out of the gay loop"

whys this in anon anyways? his girl is on the shroomery?

Sounds like you're "IN the gay loop" to me. Come out from under your rock.

i dunno i just call em milfs
if u got twenty names for a milf then your probably either gay or gay
keep it simple.

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Anonymous #9

Re: Cougar Meat

[Re: Anonymous #3]
#8902731 - 09/09/08 05:38 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

A cougar is not necessarily a mother, but a MILF must have children.

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Anonymous #3

Re: Cougar Meat

[Re: Anonymous #9]
#8902740 - 09/09/08 05:39 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

ooooo k then

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Anonymous #5

Re: Cougar Meat

[Re: Anonymous #3]
#8902983 - 09/09/08 06:38 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

anonymous #3 u suck mad ballz dood u dont kno nothing yo. go eat some bison alligator and snail you fat lipped fart sniffer.
lol jk man honest mistake

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Anonymous #10

Re: Cougar Meat

[Re: Anonymous #5]
#8903036 - 09/09/08 06:50 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

a cougar is an older lady that takes care of you financially and sexually

and yes I have had a few and have been treated great in and out of bed
its like having your friends hot mom blow you and buy you dinner
I loved it

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Anonymous #1

Re: Cougar Meat

[Re: Anonymous #3]
#8903486 - 09/09/08 08:15 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

Anonymous #3 said:

whys this in anon anyways? his girl is on the shroomery?

No, and I don't tell her about the shroomery because its my thing and if she were involved it'd ruin it. Plus, I have a few posts here I wouldn't necessarily want to be linked to by anyone. I just get a little paranoid sometimes that she snoops on me. I doubt she would, but I wouldn't put it past her. And honestly, I love her and would never cheat on her, I just thought this chick was amusing.

The cougar in question was in her mid 40s I'd say. She had a nice figure, looks like she stays fit, big boobs (possible boob job) shoulder length brown hair, decent face but a few wrinkles, and a nervous, giddy energy about her that was just screaming for a reaming.

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Anonymous #11

Re: Cougar Meat

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#8903534 - 09/09/08 08:25 PM (18 years, 1 month ago)

its all about the moose cakes, 65+, nothing beats nice and loose moose jerky that can suck your cock in like an (insert powerful vacuum here) like two slices of moose jerky can

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