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Trying to hook up with milf
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Soooo I was looking for someone to hook up with. And based on SA advice, I used myspace. And I found a pretty rad older Filipina milf that wants to meet up with me. Deal is, she wants to go bowling. And wants to take her friend. And suggested that I bring a friend. Am I better off finding someone to go? Or do I do this alone? I feel so damn awkward asking a buddy if he wants to hang out with me while I try to pick up on some stranger.

Another odd note: we both live with our primary partners. Hanging out at either person's place would be awkward.

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Re: Trying to hook up with milf [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You should fuck her in front of her kids.

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Re: Trying to hook up with milf [Re: Anonymous #2]
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It would be awkward if you went bowling with her and her friend alone. At least get someone to go along with you. Is her friend also looking to hook up? If so I doubt it would be too hard to get a friend to go with ya :wink:

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Re: Trying to hook up with milf [Re: Anonymous #3]
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i swear to god that is up there with two chicks

i swear to god

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Re: Trying to hook up with milf [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Bring a wingman, you have to.  The milf is only bringing a friend cause meeting people over the net is risky,  I mean who wants to set up a date and then end up with a FREAK alone?

See it from her side. If she thinks your hot and not a creep then the second date she will go with you alone. BTW drink some beers/liquor at the bowling alley.  Easy way to break the ice after a while

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Re: Trying to hook up with milf [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Thank you 3 and 5. A friend did come. I had a few beers. Was able to talk a lot and flirt with my date. She is down for seeing me again. Nothing happened though.

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Re: Trying to hook up with milf [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Next date is a given piece of poon tang.

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Re: Trying to hook up with milf [Re: Anonymous #6]
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nice job. you've done good if she wishes to see you again. It's not expected to get laid on a first date if she brings a friend. Well good luck on the 2nd date. let us know how it goes.

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Re: Trying to hook up with milf [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Are we going to get to see pics of this milf? :borat:

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Re: Trying to hook up with milf [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Hidden cams :wink:

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Re: Trying to hook up with milf [Re: Anonymous #7]
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what does primary partner mean?

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Re: Trying to hook up with milf [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Prolly means their first partner, like their ex-girl/boy friend or ex-wife/husband

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Re: Trying to hook up with milf [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
Prolly means their first partner, like their ex-girl/boy friend or ex-wife/husband


People with boyfriend/girlfriend but in an open or polygamous relationship. I consider my partner a serious girlfriend. She considers her partner her ex, but it still looks like a boyfriend/girlfriend situation...

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Re: Trying to hook up with milf [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
Are we going to get to see pics of this milf? :borat:


Oh man but I would feel so odd about it... I'm thinking about it though...
Good thing she isn't into shrooms.

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Re: Trying to hook up with milf [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
Are we going to get to see pics of this milf? :borat:



Ehh, photo effects. But I dig it.

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Re: Trying to hook up with milf [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Asian milfs FTW! :smile:

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