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Anonymous #14

Re: My friends mom saw me as I was jerking it(awkward) [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23648866 - 09/15/16 09:39 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Hope had long been given up so while reverting back to palmela handerson, that teasing cougar strolled passed that window again.

This time was more awkward as she addressed the subject directly and said she would've thought I'd have been more covert had the urge struck again.

I told her I was in my prime and I need a helping hand.

She told me I needed to get out.

I told her that would be a valid compromise.

That glint of cougar that I had previously seen in her eyes was long gone. Now was only disappointment and contempt.

She observed me go to the door and leave like I was a hound which just defecated all over the new carpet and had a sudden flash of insight into its own primitivity.





i'm curious as to why you are masturbating in front of a window without blinds/curtains or something




I am a deviant.






deviants aren't ashamed of their actions when they're caught


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Anonymous #15

Re: My friends mom saw me as I was jerking it(awkward) [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #23651941 - 09/17/16 12:48 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

You gotta feed that cougar man, but don't be surprised if she bites your hand off.


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Anonymous #13

Re: My friends mom saw me as I was jerking it(awkward) [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #23656358 - 09/18/16 05:16 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:


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Anonymous #1

Re: My friends mom saw me as I was jerking it(awkward) [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #23660758 - 09/20/16 05:47 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Hope had long been given up so while reverting back to palmela handerson, that teasing cougar strolled passed that window again.

This time was more awkward as she addressed the subject directly and said she would've thought I'd have been more covert had the urge struck again.

I told her I was in my prime and I need a helping hand.

She told me I needed to get out.

I told her that would be a valid compromise.

That glint of cougar that I had previously seen in her eyes was long gone. Now was only disappointment and contempt.

She observed me go to the door and leave like I was a hound which just defecated all over the new carpet and had a sudden flash of insight into its own primitivity.





i'm curious as to why you are masturbating in front of a window without blinds/curtains or something




I am a deviant.






deviants aren't ashamed of their actions when they're caught




If this is true, then the description isn't accurate.

I like to take risks then. The risk of getting caught is exciting but actually getting caught is not the objective.

I really don't think my friends mom said anything to him as I don't think he could keep that to himself without making some kind of joke.

Maybe the hunt is still on.


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Anonymous #7

Re: My friends mom saw me as I was jerking it(awkward) [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23660791 - 09/20/16 06:19 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Maybe the hunt is still on.




:androidlol:


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