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koods
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder

[Re: 404]
#23398585 - 06/30/16 08:52 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

There's gotta be people who talk like bots and can't figure out why their convos go nowhere.

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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder

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#23398608 - 06/30/16 08:58 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

404 said:

the second one is definitely what a bot would use

also, space kitty

I've come across some pretty convincing bots. Pretty much anytime they message first, theyre a bot. Some seem real human and respond like 5 or 6 times before you figure it out.

Another one I've used (if they go to my school)

"Wow I've seen you on campus before, but never had the confidence to approach. I think you are so god damn beautiful. You carry yourself like a queen."

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stzacrack
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder

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#23398623 - 06/30/16 09:02 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

Jokeshopbeard said:

koods said:

Tell her you made a thread on a drug forum asking how to talk to a girl.

This. Something like; 'I was confused by your lack of proper opening so I went and talked to my trippy psychedelic friends on a magic mushroom forum I frequent about it and they suggested to tell you that that's exactly what I did. Are you Shroomy?'

She'll either run or bite. If a woman ran after I said that she wouldn't be the kind of person I'd wanna dedicate my time to anyway...

Can we have an american translation please?

Can you use frequent about in a sentence once more? We don't speak Britain thAnks

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chameleon303

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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder

[Re: TheMovement]
#23398626 - 06/30/16 09:03 PM (10 years, 4 months ago)

i just had a match the other day and very shortly after matching she said hi, i was supprised i replied and still waiting to hear back, i think my reply though a joke was too negative ... oops, or she's just shy... but only 1 mile away and pretty cute 19yo

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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder

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#23400343 - 07/01/16 10:29 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

stzacrack said:

Can we have an american translation please?

What an odd request. Why would I do that? It's not like you can't understand my point, my vernacular is just different to yours.

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404
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder

[Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23400359 - 07/01/16 10:36 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

I read it just fine...

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sanchothestoner
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder

[Re: koods]
#23400367 - 07/01/16 10:38 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

koods said:

404 said:

TheMovement said:

I'll check those apps, but everyone in my area uses tinder for fucking. I've had some success with it.

Oh yeah? What do you usually say to the girls

"I'm a wickid awesome lover"

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Starstepper
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Re: qt3.14 messaged me on Tinder

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#23400427 - 07/01/16 11:01 AM (10 years, 4 months ago)

koods said:

Try out some of those lines from yesterday we talked about.

koods said:

Tell her you made a thread on a drug forum asking how to talk to a girl.

koods said:

There's gotta be people who talk like bots and can't figure out why their convos go nowhere.

Koods is super deluxe funny today! Nice move!

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