Ahab McBathsalts said:

BERSERK DESTROYER said:

Ahab McBathsalts said:

Bang her and do a really poor job. Finish immediately and tell her to leave afterwards.


Works every time

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Best option by far. Pretend that you can't even read and you just have books to impress girls, then give her the worst 15 seconds of sex she's ever had in her life. Ideally start crying afterwards and be insanely clingy and make up lies about your dark childhood.

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Or tell her that you're flattered she's been asking around about you and ask her out. Show up loser-pissed drunk, eye fuck the waitress, flirt with other girls, don't open doors, don't call her after your date for weeks, all those great things. If you have a really bad date she will drop it immediately and completely.

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you are good at this ha.


mick is right about the feedback thing, hopefully it won't be too inconvenient to totally avoid her, sometimes this is not possible but follow mick's advice if you do have to encounter her, even more so alone.